Chapter 1: Chocolate Suspicions

Death Note Oneshot
Mello x Reader

Alice: Hey all~ ^_^ Sugar does... interesting things to the brain. The population of my not-so-innocent plot bunnies has increased exponentially. *coughcough Yet it doesn't help with what I'm SUPPOSED to be writing coughcough* Thus, creating this series of random, brief crack fics of various animes, ratings, and themes. *bounces up and down gleefully* I have the sudden urge to sing~

Ali: Ooof. Not-so-innocent plot bunnies, huh? Anyways, Alice does not own Death Note and their characters in anyway or form.

Alice: Yeah, if I did own Death Note, who knows what would happen... ;) Anywho~ Without further ado... (That rhymed~)

A random crinkle of a wrapper disrupted the silence. You looked up from your book, slightly irritated at the disturbance in the once peaceful environment. A blonde male, clad in tight leather, sat on the other side of the room. Gaze flickering towards him, you watched as he dramatically bit into the chocolate bar in his hand, light reflecting off of his pearly white canines. What the heck? Did the guy eat anything else? Mello's constant chocolate consumption almost worried you. Almost. Someday, he's going to die of a heart attack, caused by sugar overload. You snorted at the thought.

"Ne, Mello, what's with you and chocolate? Do you have a fetish for it or something?"
"No, it just helps me think–" His response was cut off abruptly by your eruption of giggles. Mello glanced at you through his peripheral vision, raising an eyebrow skeptically. You had to fan yourself, face flushed from an effort to stop. After a moment you calmed down, voicing your thoughts in a blunt, unfiltered manner.

"You sound like a girl! I knew it! No wonder you look like one– you are a girl!" Your laughter, however, was quite short-lived. An eerie, thick blanket of silence settled itself in the air. Half-expecting Mello to lunge at you, your muscles tensed, prepared to run when necessary. Instead, an unexpected, sly smirk spread across his face. It was scarier than what you had originally anticipated.

"If (Y/N)-chan's so curious, why don't you come and check? I won't mind~" his silky voice rang. You flushed deeply, perturbed by the ideas that the comment suggested.

Cue your book thrown haphazardly in the direction of his smug face.

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Alice: How was it? ;3 You know you want Mello~ xD Please, please, pretty please review~