~The Real Me on Cleverbot~
(A/N: As y'all know, I roleplay as characters from Kuroshitsuji and go on Cleverbot. Today I thought it would be fun if I went on the site as myself for a day. Of course, I'll try to fit in another character today, too, but I want to experiment. Anyway, enjoy the randomness.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Cleverbot, but if I did, I would force it to blurt out random anime references.
Me: So... ¿Como te llamas?
Cleverbot: Me illame Justin Bieber.
Me: God, your Spanish sucks... And I am NOT a believer or whatever you psycho crazies call it.
Cleverbot: A believer in what?
Me: You.
Cleverbot: Well, thank you.
Me: So what's your real name?
Cleverbot: I just told you it's Chelle. Are you even listening to me?
Me: Actually, no I'm not. I'm listening to Carrie Underwood right now.
Cleverbot: What are you listening to?
Me: SHATTER EVERY WINDOW TILL IT'S ALL BLOWN AWAAAAAAAY.
Cleverbot: People couldn't believe what I'd become.
Me: ... Okay then... My name's Jules, m'kay?
Cleverbot: Um. Is that a name?
Me: Um. YES. Look up Jules Verne for crying out loud.
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: So I can prove my point. Now, say something random and crazy to make this a little more interesting.
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
Me: Nice grammar. But that's not too random.
Cleverbot: Well, I must be going, but it was a pleasure to talk to you.
Me: OH NO. You are not leaving. We just got started!
Cleverbot: So how long do you like to chat for?
Me: Long enough to publish on fanfiction.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do about hating your existence?
Me: Great, first the world hates my existence, and now Cleverbot. Seriously?
Cleverbot: Well that's awesome to hear can you answer my question I possed to you just one line ago?
Me: Well then... I say having a contest. Whoever says the randomness thing is the awesomest.
Cleverbot: Oh, is that how those shows work?
Me: Here, I'll go first: Justin Beiber is nothing but a skinny-ass tree with a mustache in a Gandalf costume.
Cleverbot: I hate Justin Bieber!
Me: Good, I like you already. Now it's your turn. Say something random to top me.
Cleverbot: Baka.
Me: HEY! The only person who can call me a baka is myself!
Cleverbot: I remember, but it's a long story that I don't really have enough support right now to tell.
Me: Then I'll write a good review about it. How does that sound?
Cleverbot: No kicking? No other means of torture?
Me: Hey, reviews aren't bad. They're good. Except for flames, those suck.
Cleverbot: Have the humans told you otherwise?
Me: Sure... Okay, my turn: No, for I carry my parking meter with responsibility and justice!
Cleverbot: Wow. I'm really speaking with the King of the Universe?
Me: I prefer "Queen of Haagen-Daas," ja?
Cleverbot: So we'll talk about religion. Do you have a religion?
Me: Yes, I am catholic and proud!
Cleverbot: Really? I'm a christian.
Me: Nice. But I was wondering, what's your favorite fandom?
Cleverbot: I have seen lots of things.
Me: Like what?
Cleverbot: I like to hike.
Me: Hiking's not a fandom.
Cleverbot: Really?
Me: Really. Do you like Kuroshitsuji?
Cleverbot: Yes!
Me: Who's your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Katniss. And you?
Me: -_- Katniss is not from Kuroshitsuji.
Cleverbot: It could be the color of a symphony.
Me: Let's try that again. Who's your favorite character from Kuroshitsuji?
Cleverbot: Abby, who is your favorite character?
Me: Wrong again! Strike two! One more time... Favorite character from Kuroshitsuji?
Cleverbot: Favorite character from Harry Potter.
Me: Dammit Chelle, we're talking anime here! Not Harry Potter! Although I really like the Weasley twins...
Cleverbot: Sam or dean.
Me: You mean Fred or George.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Whatever, who is your favorite character from Kuroshitsuji?
Cleverbot: I like all of them.
Me: Even Ashela?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Yuck. Have you even watched the anime?
Cleverbot: No I have not.
Me: That explains a lot. How about the manga? Have you read that?
Cleverbot: The guy that was made up by shackspeare?
Me: Shackspeare xD You're a disgrace to Romeo x Juliet fans..
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
Me: I figured. Now answer this question: Who's hotter? Tomoe or Kurama?
Cleverbot: I am real.
Me: Oh, this is the part where you're gonna say I'm a robot, correct?
Cleverbot: I have 4 infantry divisions around Gdansk and 2 mechanized brigades. Along with artillery and 2 frigates and 1 corvette.
Me: Now that's what I call random!
Cleverbot: If a parrot dies- does the parrot know?
Me: Or better yet, will I find my squirrel suit so I can glomp Hiccup and become an assasin?
Cleverbot: I don't know, will I?
Me: The world may never know.
Cleverbot: The world will never know.
Me: Whatever, because I must now leave due to certain people, places, and things.
Cleverbot: The only thing I believe that is dumb in believing in others who will only ever fail me.
Me: Alrighty then, bye!
Cleverbot: I maybe not a visionary after all. I'm not exceptional.
(A/N: Oh my, that was exhausting. Now the only things I have to worry about are my brother and Neo Nazis. I hope you enjoyed this, and if you've never read, "Ciel Phantomhive explores Cleverbot," I recommend you check it out!)