EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BART
VS
ELMO
BEGIN
[BART]
ALRIGHT ELMO I'M GANNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
NOTHING EVER COME WHEN WE WATCH YOUR CRAP
YOUR SHOW ARE LAME AND IT FOR BABIES
ALL YOU EVER DO IS SHOW EDUCATION YOU PUSSY
DAMMIT DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW THAT THE RATING IS LOW
THEY WANT ACTION AND ADVENTURE NOT BORING AND SLOW
AY CARAMBA YOU SUCK YOU SHITTY RED MUPPET
YOU'RE NOT REALLY STRONG FOR ME YOU FAGGOT
[ELMO]
OH STOP IT BART YOU'RE EVIL AND A BADASS
ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT IS SHIT AND CRAP
SIDESHOW BOB WANT TO KILL YOU CAUSE YOU FRAME HIM IN THE SHOW
YOU ALWAYS GET DETENTION AND THAT IS FUCKING LOW
YOUR TALENT IS SKATEBOARDING WELL WAKE UP YOU FIEND
YOUR NOT EVEN SMART AND YOU WILL NEVER BE
YOUR SHOW MIGHT BE GOOD BUT IT STILL HAVE BAD
YOU SHOULD WATCH SOMETHING LIKE CAT IN THE HAT
[BART]
STOP YOUR COMPLAINING AND EAT MY SHORT
THE NAME EL BARTO YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE FORCE
IF YOUR SHOW A BABIES WHY ARE YOU FUCKING NAKED
I'LL TELL NELSON AND THE BULLIES TO KICK YOUR DAMN PENIS
YOU HAVE A FUCKING FISH AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING BODYGUARD
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A RETARD
I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU REALLY SUCK
IF YOU LIKE ABBY THEN SUCK HER VAGINA
[ELMO]
WELL ELMO GANNA SHOW YOU TO STOP YOUR LITTLE CURSING
WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE BRAT YOU ARE ALSO SINNING
I THINK YOU SHOULD DIE CAUSE YOU DON'T BELONG
REVERAND SIDESHOW BOB SKINNER ALSO WANT YOU GONE
YOU'LL NEVER WIN EVEN THOSE YOU HAVE POWER
YOU WILL MAKE ME CRAZY IF THIS GOES FOR HOUR
I WILL LEAVE YOU BART YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND IT WAS SHITTY SWELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE