A Thanksgiving present to my readers. :) Eggnog craziness.

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Max: Merry Christmas!

Fang?

Angel: Um, Max? It's not even December.

Iggy: (from another room) Oh no! Max got into all the eggnog!

Fang: Oh save our souls.

Gazzy: Can we take advantage of Max while she is under the influence of eggnog?

Fang: No.

Max: I like purple ponies eating butterflies.

Total: (comes in) The heck? What is Max on?

Angel: Eggnog.

Total: Ooh, I want some eggnog.

Fang: NO!

Max: Fang, you look pretty.

Iggy: (gags)

Nudge: (walks in) Hi guys, what's going on?

Total: Max is high on eggnog.

Nudge: Wow I didn't know you could get drunk on eggnog. Like beer and wine and other alcohol and stuff, but I had no idea a person could get drunk on something made out of eggs. How long is this going to last for? How much eggnog did Max drink? Are we all going to die as a result of her drunken craziness? Should I run away now? Should we hide in a bomb shelter?

Max: Jelly doughnut bomb!

Everyone?

Iggy: The hell...

Gazzy: I'm gonna go blow up stuff. Hey, do you know if eggnog is flammable or explosive?

Max: The penguins that kidnapped Fang in that other fanfic are coming to get me! KEEP THEM AWAY WITH DAIRY PRODUCTS!

Angel: Max, there aren't any penguins.

Max: YES THERE ARE! OH MY GOSH, YOU'RE DENYING IT, SO YOU'RE WORKING WITH THEM! Augh!!! (runs out of room)

Total: Hey, if this how she reacts to too much eggnog, what would happen if we gave her alcohol?

Fang: Total!

Max: THE PENGUINS USE THE BEER AS WEAPONS!

Total: On second thought, I'm leaving before I get hurt.

Iggy: Yeah, me too.

Angel: You guys! We have to help Max!

(Iggy, Gazzy, and Total leave room.)

Nudge: Did you try controlling Max's mind to get her to calm down?

Angel: Yes, it didn't work. Even her brain is all crazy. I couldn't get her to do anything.

Fang: (on the verge of nervous breakdown) So all we can do is wait? (twitches)

Angel: Yeah, pretty much.

Max: THE PENGUINS HAVE TEAMED UP WITH THE TANGERINE BUNNIES FROM ICELAND! THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT SCENTED T-SHIRTS AT US!

Fang: (twitches and collapses on floor)

Nudge: Well, as long as she doesn't get any more –

Max: SUGAR!!! (eats whole bag)

Angel: You were saying?

Nudge: Never mind.