Hey guys! This is my first story, so I'm not that good. Constructive criticism is appreciated, but please don't be to mean. This is just a little thing I had the idea of while shopping with my mom. It's set during Laryngitis, where Mercedes and Puck are dating.
Jeans
"Oh god Cedes, please don't try that on!" Kurt squealed.
"But it's cute!" Mercedes whined.
"Say that again and I will smack you."
Puck sighed from the bench a few feet away. Why did HE have to be dragged on this shopping spree? It's not like he and Mercedes were serious. He was just using her until his mohawk grew back, and she knew it. So why in the hell was he here, watching her and Hummel play dress-up?
"Much better." Kurt said.
"You don't have to freak out over a shirt, Kurt." Mercedes laughed.
"Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?"
His phone vibrated. Santana.
Hey Puck wanna have sex?
Puck chuckled. Right to the point, that's how she always was, unlike Aretha over there...
Puckerman! I don't have all day!
Sorry babe,I wanna, but I'm stuck with Jones and Hummel.
Your point?
That was true, even when he was babysitting with Quinn, Santana and he were sexting. But, for some reason he felt like he would be betraying...no, that's insane. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood? Yeah that was it.
Answer's no hun
"Puck!" Mercedes yelled
"Huh?" His head snapped up.
"Kurt and I are gonna go to the dressing room, K?"
"Yeah, sure"
She smiled at him and walked away. Kurt looked at him and his heart fluttered.
What the fuck?he thought. Did he just get butterflies? In his stomach? For KURT? This is not happening, he is not gay, and he does not like Hummel. Even if he was pretty cute. Or sexy. Or...
"Ooo Kurt, those pants look damn good on you." he heard Mercedes say from next to him. Puck looked up. His jaw dropped. Good? Those pants looked fucking amazing! Kurt did a little twirl. They hugged his ass perfectly.
"Tell me something I don't know." Kurt chuckled. That chuckle...NO! I'm not gay not gay not gay!
"Puck?" Mercedes snapped her fingers in his face.
"Shit!" Puck flailed and fell off his seat.
The two looked down at him worridly.
"What the fuck Mercedes? What was that for?"
"Well, for one, you were staring at Kurt's ass." Mercedes smirked.
"Wha-no- no I wasn't! I was- uh staring into space! Why would I be staring at Kurt's ass?" He quickly got up.
"Maybe your gay?" Kurt asked cockily.
"I'm not fucking gay!" Puck yelled storming out of the store.
Mercedes looked at Kurt.
"He so likes you."
Like I said, bad. So feel free to review. OOO and I got this awesome hat at Sears that looks like Pucks in Lady is a Tramp and it's awesome!
So yeah.
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