Alagaesia Goes Crazy II

Chaos in the City-Closet

Disclaimer- I do not own Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lord of the Rings, Panic! At the Disco, Mariah Carey, Selena Gomez and the Scene, Bruno Mars, YouTube, Jolly Ranchers, Hostess, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Ford Mustang and any song lyrics used in this chapter.

Chapter 1

Panic! At the After Party

The Entrance Hall, Blaze's Candy Mansion…

The after party of the Grand Finale Award Ceremony was in full swing in the entrance hall of Blaze's Candy Mansion, which lay located next to the Candy Building, naturally, and in front of the Cliff Building in Blaze's metropolitan city-closet. Tables were set up at random intervals and they were littered with drinks, chips, candy, and other snacks such Hostess cupcakes and donuts.

Anakin Skywalker stood by one of said tables drinking a cup of Pepsi while watching the rest of the party. Currently playing on Blaze's loud, and naturally made out of candy, was a song by Panic! At the Disco and Anakin could see many people either dancing, singing or driving to the song.

Wait a minute! Driving?

Anakin glanced at the stranger. "Mace," he replied with a shrug.

Ah 'nuff said. Wait a minute, he said that I could drive his Mustang to this song. Darn him.

Anakin rolled his eyes as he finished drinking his Pepsi and glancing down at his award, which was kept cold due to a spell that Snape and Hermione had placed on the mansion, but noticed that the chocolate part was missing. "Padmé!" he shouted in protest.

"What?" Padmé, who's mouth was covered with chocolate, asked in confusion.

Anakin glowered at her. "You ate the rest of my award," he complained.

"Don't feel so bad, Anakin," Obi-Wan muttered. "She ate the rest of the award we got for best duel too."

"Ugh, I wanted to save that for later."

"Hee, hee, hee, hee. Two awards I got as well," Yoda said happily.

Padmé eyed one of Yoda's awards. "May I please have a bite, Master Yoda?" she asked hopefully.

Anakin rolled his eyes skyward. "Padmé and chocolate," he muttered.

"Well she is your wife," Qui-Gon said with a shrug. "Even if you did almost kill her in the third movie of the saga."

Anakin blinked. "There's a third one? I thought there was only movie one, movie two and movie two A," he said quizzically.

Padmé glanced at him as she ate a chocolate cupcake she had picked up from the table. "I knew you should have continued your schooling," she said.

"You mean he didn't graduate?" Obi-Wan exclaimed.

"A Chosen One that has no education. How sad," Qui-Gon said with a sigh.

"Education a most it is. Chosen One dummy he is," Yoda said.

Leia frowned as she walked over to join them and overheard Yoda's last words. "He can't help that. They didn't have school back then because of Palpypie," she pointed out.

Palpypie, from where he was with his Dunderheaded associates, frowned. "It's not my fault I disbanded schools. Uh...I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?" he asked and was suddenly bombarded with Hostess cupcakes and donuts and Jolly Ranchers and Pepsi and Sprite and Dr. Pepper.

"Hey! That was uncalled for."

"You're the reason Anakin is stupid," Obi-Wan exclaimed.

Anakin scowled, picked up the container of ice where the drinks were being held, emptied it out of the drinks before dumping it on Obi-Wan and stalking off. Obi-Wan shivered. "What did I say?" he protested.

Every character nearby, except Palpypie, merely chuckled in reply.

The Backyard, Blaze's Candy Mansion…

"The time is beginning…uh what was I saying?" Eragon asked confusedly as he gazed around at Brom, Arya and Nasuada who were standing next to Blaze's apple shaped pool.

"Forgetful, aren't we? Now what was I saying?"

Arya snorted. "Like father, like son," she muttered.

"It's a miracle. You aren't saying like after every single word," Nasuada gasped.

"I think I got cured of that after the awards ceremony," Arya replied.

"Yes! No more annoying valley girl speech," Brom shouted happily before he frowned. "Now what was I going to do? Oh right." He then proceeded to jump into the pool before he poked his head out of it and frowned.

"What is it, dad?" Eragon asked.

"The pool is filled with raspberry tea," Brom said confused.

Nasuada chuckled. "I'm going to go find Murtagh and ask him to dance," she said as a Mariah Carey song came on before she jogged back into the mansion as the sapphire sunset appeared on the sky above. Yeah, Blaze had a sapphire colored sun and a silver colored sun in the sky above her metropolitan city-closet.

"Raspberry tea!" Eragon shouted happily before he leapt into the pool after his father and Arya, after a long sigh, decided to follow them.

Blaze popped up before sighing as she gazed at the three characters swimming in the raspberry tea filled pool. "You do realize there is a lot of sugar in that pool, don't you?" she asked.

"I didn't know that."

"Well if you're on a sugar high then don't come running to me."

"Why not? You must be used to sugar highs."

"Yeah but when I say don't come running to me, I mean it," Blaze replied. "I haven't found a way to cure sugar highs yet."

I know how we can cure sugar highs for the dunderheads.

"No we won't pour a bunch of honey on the Dunderheads and release a bunch of bees."

But bees like honey. And they like sugar. It'll be funny.

"No dad."

Ah you're no fun. Dunderheads with bees chasing after them will be funny. We can videotape it and post it on YouTube.

"Sounds like a good idea. Maybe we'll do that later."

YAY!

Blaze examined the raspberry pool for a long moment before she proceeded to leap into it. Naturally, she did not know how to swim and so Arya and Brom had to quickly help keep her afloat.

"Why did you jump into the pool if you don't know how to swim?" Arya asked.

"It sounded like a good idea at the time. Oh and it's filled with a sugary drink so 'nuff said really."

The Upstairs Conservatory, Blaze's Candy Mansion…

Legolas frowned as he examined Aragorn who was drinking a cup of Dr. Pepper while gazing out through the large windows and it was obvious he was brooding. "What's the matter with you? This is a fun after party," he said.

"I've been receiving messages from Gondor constantly and I can't seem to organize it all. Why do I have to be king? I'm a warrior, not a diplomat," Aragorn complained tossing down a letter on top of a pile of letters, which caused that stack of papers to fall to the ground.

"At least you didn't have to go to Mount Doom," Frodo muttered.

"Or have to look for the Eye of Sauron's contact...again," Wormtongue muttered and was promptly slapped upside the head by Saruman.

"Shut up," Dooku's twin brother hissed angrily before glowering at the stranger. "Quit calling me Dooku's twin!"

Nah it is too much fun.

"I don't wanna be king anymore," Aragorn whined.

"Well you are so shut up," Sam growled angrily.

"Whoa, I never knew you could get angry," Frodo commented.

"Oh shut up, Mister Frodo, I am bored."

"There is no need to be mean even though you are bored."

"Oh be quiet."

"Make me."

Sam tackled Frodo to the ground and the two of them began fighting even as Legolas, Arwen, Eowyn and Wormtongue watched on.

"WORMTONGUE! GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE!" Saruman shouted from were he had walked over to the top of the staircase.

"Why?" Wormtongue asked.

"We need your help finding the Eye of Sauron's contact lens."

"He lost it again?"

"Yes now get down here and help us start searching."

"How the heck can the Eye of Sauron keep losing his contact lens? This is like the twentieth time he's lost it," Wormtongue muttered as he walked over to join Saruman and the two of them walked down the stairs.

Aragorn and Legolas were betting on who would win the fight between Frodo and Sam. "I put twenty bucks on Frodo," Legolas said slapping down the money he took from Voldymuffin's wallet.

"I place fifty bucks on Sam," Aragorn said slapping the money he took from Luke's wallet when the young Jedi Knight wasn't looking.

The two of them then turned their attention to the fight between Frodo and Sam each wondering who would win.

The Front Yard, Blaze's Candy Mansion…

Watching Mace drive around the yard in his Ford Mustang, Percy chewed on his chocolate award while Grover scowled at him. "I do all the work and yet he gets the award," he muttered.

"Truly," Annabeth agreed.

Percy stuck out his tongue at Annabeth.

"Oh real mature, seaweed brain."

"Who are you calling seaweed brain?"

"You."

Poseidon chuckled.

"Stop that, dad," Percy complained glancing at his father as the Sea God leaned against the candy mansion.

"I'd get out of the way if I were you," Poseidon replied.

"Why?"

"Ahhh!" Grover shouted before leaping out of the way and Annabeth and Grover quickly followed as Mace drove past them. Suddenly Kronybread appeared in the front yard but was run over by the Korun Jedi Master.

"Ow!" Kronybread complained.

Poseidon snorted. "My father is such an idiot," he muttered.

"So is your son."

"Yeah."

"DAD!" Percy complained.

At that moment, Selena Gomez and the Scene's Who Says started blaring loudly through the candy stereo speakers and Annabeth started bobbing her head. "I like this song," she said happily. "It's one of her better ones."

"Yup it is," Percy agreed.

Grover glanced at him curiously.

"Well it is!" Percy said defensively.

Poseidon chuckled before he frowned as he realized something and he gazed around rapidly.

"What's the matter, dad?" Percy asked.

"THE MASTER BOLT'S GONE! WHO STOLE THE MASTER BOLT? I have to get that back to my brother before he notices it's gone," Poseidon shouted angrily.

"Hee, hee, hee, hee," Kronybread said happily.

"Mace, may I borrow your Mustang?"

Mace glanced at him through the window of his Mustang before frowning. "Why?" he asked cautiously.

"I want to run Kronybread over until he gives me the master bolt."

"Ah…here you go!" Kronybread shouted tossing the master bolt at Poseidon who thanked him happily before glancing at Mace.

"Can I still run him over?" he asked.

"Be my guest."

Grinning, Mace chased after Kronybread in his Mustang and the Titan immediately ran away crying out in fear while Poseidon watched them with amusement in his eyes.

The Dining Hall, Blaze's Candy Mansion…

In spite of how annoyingly fun the after party at Blaze's candy mansion was, Snape found himself getting a headache.

Two words; Harry Potter and Friends.

"That's four words, stranger," Snape muttered rubbing the temple of his head as he watched Harry, Hermione, Ron and Luna have an eating contest on the food. "You four are going to get stomachaches before a winner is declared."

"Shut up greasy git," Ron shouted.

"Do not make me stun you, Weasley."

"Try it."

Snape scowled angrily at Ron; the second youngest Weasley always got on his nerves. "Why the bloody hell are you having an eating contest in the first place?" he asked despite himself.

"I don't know. It sounded like fun."

At that moment, darkness suddenly covered the dining hall and Harry screamed in fright that jarred Snape and Voldymufin's ears. Snape glanced at Voldymuffin. "When did you get here, my lord?" he asked.

"Just now. Now shut up, I'm trying to sneak on the Potter brat and kill him!"

"I did not hear you, my lord Voldemort. What was that?" Snape shouted causing Harry to quickly run to the other end of the dining hall with Hermione, Luna and Ron just behind him.

"Be quiet, you idiot!" Voldymuffin exclaimed louder than Snape.

Snape smirked, for once glad for the darkness. "Get any louder and Potter will have found a hiding place you will never find by now," he said curtly.

"Do not tell me what to do," Voldymuffin hissed.

Snape snorted just as the light came back on and Harry glowered at Voldymuffin as he rubbed his scar. "Damn you, now I have a headache…again and I barely got rid of the last one."

"Idiot," Lucius Malfoy muttered from just behind Snape.

"Who said that?" Ron asked.

"Shadow! Or was it darkness? Or was it…Snape?" Harry shouted.

"Potter, I will have you cleaning Blaze's moat if you do not shut up!" Snape growled.

"Blaze has a moat?" Ron echoed.

"Blaze has a moat?" Voldymuffin echoed.

"Of course she has a moat," Hermione said with a snort. "Where do you think the dragons and Nagini stay?"

Nagini slithered into the hall at that moment. "No wonder it isss ssso crowded," she grumbled; her words were translated automatically because Blaze made it so that everyone could understand what the snake was saying although everyone, but Voldymuffin and Harry, could not speak Parseltongue.

"Who won the contest by the way?" Luna asked dreamily.

Simultaneously, everyone in the dining hall, even Voldymuffin and Malfoy, pointed to Ron who grinned ear to ear in happiness.

The Backyard, Blaze's Candy Mansion…

"Where is the chocolate? I want chocolate!" Leia screamed angrily slamming her fist into the table and causing it to shudder before walking back a few steps. Han had no idea as to why the table walked away but he avoided asking anyone about it.

"Padmé had the last piece," Arwen said.

"We're out of chocolate!" Murtagh and Blaze exclaimed.

"Oh no!" Qui-Gon moaned. "Just stay calm. Everyone do not panic. Whatever you do, do not panic."

"Out of caf as well we are," Yoda said.

"WE'RE OUT OF CAF!" Qui-Gon screamed igniting his lightsaber before slicing the table in half.

"Hey, that was a rental," Blaze complained.

"I want my CAF!" Qui-Gon yelled angrily.

"I want my CHOCOLATE!" Padmé and Leia screamed.

Chewbacca growled at Luke who shook his head. "I hear you, ol' buddy. Looks like panic will spread in approximately five seconds…four…three…two…one!"

Sure enough, five seconds after Luke said that, panic began to spread as more and more people began to discover that they were running short on many things. Caf, cappuccinos, NOOOOO!, chocolate and candy. How everyone was running low on candy in a candy mansion, no one knew.

"Panic!" Everyone shouted before they began panicking like crazy. Those who were not panicking, i.e. Snape, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Annabeth, Saruman, Vader, Dooky the Friendly Ghost, yes he was turned back into a ghost, Eowyn, Arwen, Luke, Anakin, Morzan, Durizzle, Galbycakes, Luna, Voldymuffin, Blaze and the stranger, immediately fled to the back yard. Naturally, this was about eighty percent of the entire population within the mansion after all.

"Blaze, why is your mansion next to the Train Building?" Anakin asked curiously.

Blaze shrugged. "I love trains, even if I do not like attempting to stop my dad from plowing us into the side of one," she replied.

Good grief, will you let that go already?

"Nah and there is no need to scream. We can hear you just fine," Blaze said with a shrug.

Anakin sighed.

Harry frowned. "Why is Voldymuffin examining the moat?" he asked when he spotted his arch nemesis examining Blaze's moat curiously muttering something under his breath.

"Who knows why that idiot does anything," Luna muttered softly.

"Truly," Ron agreed. "Hey, do you want to do a prank that Fred and George taught me?"

"Sure!" Harry said happily.

"This has bad idea written all over it, Potter," Snape growled.

"What are you doing here anyway, greasy git?" Ron exclaimed.

"Blaze insists I have to protect the Potter brat since I promised his mother and all."

"And your point is…"

"Shut up Weasley!"

Ron glanced at Harry. "All right," he said. "This spell will make someone fall in love with the first person he or she sees. Who should we cast it on?"

Hermione glanced at Anakin, Snape, Murtagh and Legolas, the elf had just joined them after being bored to death with Aragorn's brooding. All four of them, noticing she was examining them, quickly ran in opposite directions to get away from her. "Okay, that discounts those four. How about Saruman?" she suggested pointing to where Saruman was examining the train tracks.

The other three wizards grinned before they proceeded to cast the spell on Saruman and watched as it took effect.

Saruman glanced at Annabeth who, unfortunately, was the first girl he could see. "Oh my Annabeth," he said in a sing song voice. "I love you so much, my Annabeth!"

Percy scowled.

"You think I'd be interested in a old toad like you! You're old enough to be my great-great-great grandfather."

"I love you! I'd jump in front of a train for ya!" Saruman sang happily before he leapt onto the train tracks but a train was bearing down on them and immediately ran Saruman over.

"Good riddance," Annabeth muttered.

"Where did Saruman go?" Murtagh asked curiously.

"He hitched a ride on that train," Annabeth replied with a shrug.

At that moment, Saruman reappeared alive albeit shaken up and Annabeth scowled. "You couldn't have left him dead for at least five minutes. I didn't get a chance to rejoice," she complained glaring at Blaze who smirked happily.

Nearby, Voldymuffin was still examining the moat. "Blaze has a moat?" he asked again to no one in particular. "Blaze has a moat? Blaze has a moat? Blaze has a moat? Blaze has a moat."

Snape walked over to join Anakin. "Will you Force push him into the moat?" he asked quietly.

"It'll be my pleasure," Anakin said grinning before he stretched out with the Force and Force pushed Voldymuffin into the moat.

"Ah!" Voldymuffin screamed like girl as he disappeared between the water with a splash.

Nagini, who was slithering nearby, glanced at him. "That's just like him," she hissed before she slithered away.

"Hey! I need some help!" Voldymuffin shouted.

Nagini glanced back at him. "I'm going to go get a cappuccino," she said.

Mmm cappuccino.

Get back on topic, dad.

Fine.

Anyway, Voldymuffin, struggling to keep his head above the water, glared at the people on the bank of the river. At that instant, Shurikan, Saphira and Thorn appeared out of nowhere from having brought back supplies to calm down the panic within the mansion.

Ooo fresh meat! Thorn cried happily as he dropped the chocolate he was carrying into the mansion and Saphira, dropping her load of cafs, and Shurikan, dropping his load of all the other supplies needed glanced at the drowning Voldymuffin.

Only Thorn would think that puny human is actually good to eat, Saphira thought.

Truly, Shurikan agreed.

"Avada Kedavra!" Voldymuffin screamed and the green Killing Curse flew at Thorn but, since the dragons were immune to all spells from the world of Hogwarts thanks to a spell Blaze placed on them, it just slammed into him and felt like a needle was just put into his leg.

Ow! Fiesty fresh meat, Thorn yowled happily before he started attacking Voldymuffin.

"Severus, help me!" Voldymuffin screamed glaring at Snape who was standing next to the moat.

Snape glanced at Voldymuffin then at the attacking dragon then back at Voldymuffin before walking away. "I don't get paid enough for this," he said.

"You get paid?" Malfoy exclaimed. "He insisted I had to work for him for free!"

Snape sneered back at him.

Draco appeared out of nowhere before examining his father and, with a shrug, he pushed Malfoy into the moat. "Since you're in there, why don't you help your slave driver out of there?" he suggested gleefully.

Malfoy growled. "Only if he pays me," he said curtly.

Snape just walked away although his eyes glimmered with amusement and, naturally, Harry noticed that amusement. "Snape actually finds something amusing? I'm shocked," Harry exclaimed. "Wait until I tell eve…"

"Stupefy," Snape snapped casting the spell and Harry was instantly stunned.

Blaze sighed. "What an after party this was," she said happily.

Only parties you throw can end like this, Blaze.

Blaze grinned happily.

Anakin peered at Voldymuffin and Malfoy. "Having a nice swim?" he asked cheerfully.

Voldymuffin and Malfoy scowled before pointing their wands at him but before they could cast a spell, Murtagh sighed loudly and heavily before shaking his head in exasperation even as Legolas chuckled.

"What's so funny?" the two of them demanded angrily.

Annabeth, Percy, Luna, Obi-Wan, Han and Mace laughed out loud while Vader snorted and Sauron, beneath his mask, rolled his eyes.

The two scowled before pointing their wands again at Anakin. "Crucio!" they barked out.

A mirror appeared in front of Anakin and deflected both curses back at Malfoy and Voldymuffin respectfully causing them to scream in pain.

Ron shook his head. "Idiots who don't listen," he muttered. Snape decided that to keep his sardonic comment to himself as Ron went on, "How many times do you have to get zapped by your own curses before you understand that Blaze…will…not…let…you…harm…her…favorite…characters?"

A/n what do you think?

Blaze: okay that was the 9 page over 3900 word chapter 1 of AGC II: Chaos in the City-Closet

Darth: I rather liked it, especially the ending

Blaze: (snorts) you always like the ending

Darth: true

Blaze: So the questions I'd like my reviewers to try and answer for this chapter are as followed:

Number One: what is the song title and who is the artist of the song were the line Saruman sang is used?

Number Two: Who do you want to win the fight between Frodo and Sam?

Number Three: who do you want to get hit with the love spell of Ron's and who do you want him or her to fall in love with?

Blaze: thank you number one, number two and number three

Number One, Number Two and Number Three: You're welcome

Blaze: so please review and thank you to everyone who reviewed the story before this one. Reviews, as always, are much appreciated, and this is not meant to be taken seriously so flames are NOT welcomed and shall be used to roast Palpypie, Voldymuffin, Kronybread, Galbycakes, and Saruman over a slow fire and make smores.