Hi! this is my second story and i know its very short but if i added the second chapter to it it would be too long. so anyway please tell me what you think ill post the 2nd chapter soon since i have lots of free time xD I got the idea from a story i read not to long ago

it was a nice quiet day at the Varia HQ, nice and relax-

"TRASH!"

Crash, Bang, Smash

"VOOII!"

"Looks like Xanxus is angry again. Ushishi."

"When is he not angry sempai?"

"Ushishi, good point froggy."

Ok, so it was an... average day at the Varia. Xanxus was bitching, Squalo was voiing, Levi was somewhere no one cares about, Lussuria was cooking, and Bel was stabbing Fran. Same as everyday. Except, Xanxus just ran out of wine. Crap.

"TRASH! Get your ass in here and explain to me why theres no wine!"

"Maybe if you stopped throwing it at my HEAD, there'd be some left!"

"GO GET SOME!"

So Squalo got Xanxus's card and was about to head out when Fran ran up to him and handed him a loong list.

"What the hell is this?"

"Bel-sempai's grocery list, he said he was hungry and wanted a few snacks."

"You call this a few snacks? BEL! Get down here!" Bel came down the stairs and walked up to Squalo and Fran.

"What? The prince is busy."

"what the hell is all this? You dont need this much food!"

"Yes i do! The prince is in need of all these items, see the gummy bears? I need those the most!" Squalo's eye twitched at the sight of Bel's cruedly drawn gummy bears.

"VOI! Im not getting all these. You want them, get them yourself!"

"Aw but Squalo your already leaving."

Squalo was already pissed at having to deal with Xanxus and now Bel was getting on his case. No way was he putting up with this anymore. He threw the card at Bel along with Xanxus's list.

"Now its your problem." With that he stormed off down the hall.

Bel and Fran stared down at the card before looking up at eachother. Bel suddenly began to snicker before breaking out in maniacle laughter.

"Sempai what the hell are you doing?" Fran was getting slightly creeped out. Only slightly.

"Ushishishi, this is the part where we laugh evily, havent you ever watched cartoons?"

"No."

"...*sigh* Nevermind frog, lets just go."

So they headed off to the one store that would have everything they needed.. WALMART!

Done! thats my first chapter! not very good but the second will be slightly better! thanks for reading ^^