A/N: Since I'm all tickled about Carlisle's Backstreet Boy haircut in BD, I've written a scene for it.
(The fog clears, and we see the wedding reception. People are laughing, chatting, drinking and eating. A soft hum of music plays in the background. Suddenly a man with floppy blondish hair begins clanging a champagne glass with a spoon. All of the guests look his way, the bride and groom turn their attention to a man that they both love and respect).
"Tonight, I want to make a toast to my son. My son Edward is so important to me, and I love him very much." The man does a dramatic sniffle, and then continues on.
"We've been through so much together. There were times that I wondered if our relationship would survive. You wanted to do things the way you wanted to do them. I could only step back and let you. Oh Edward, I am so happy for you and Bella. Congratulations to you both, and may you enjoy the gift that I am about to bestow upon you."
The grooms jaw drops when he apparently "hears" what his "father" is planning. "Carli-"
"Just let me do this son." He whispers and then looks away, wiping faux tears from his eyes.
In the background a familiar song begins to play. A guest named Mike Newton begins to bob his head to the sound, whispering that it's his favorite song. His date Jessica flushes in embarrassment.
"You are my fiiiiireee. The one...DESIREEEE. Believe, when I say... I WANT IT THAT WAY." The man Carlisle continues to sing the overplayed nineties song, gyrating and thrusting his pelvis with every chance he gets.
The groom, Edward, throws his hand over Bella's wide and innocent eyes. He wanted to be the one she saw thrusting like that. Right then and there he vowed to constantly thrust his hips on the honeymoon.
"TELL. ME. WHYYYY! Ain't nothin' but heartache!" Carlisle sings loudly and proudly.
His beautiful wife Esme watches in awe as her husband performs her biggest fantasy ever. She'd always wanted to do Nick from the Backstreet Boys. Her undies dampened as she watched him.
The rest of the crowd stands by watching, some in shock, and others drunk enough to enjoy the scene. Bella's father, Charlie wonders where he put his handcuffs. He's convinced that Edward's father is doing illegal drugs. "Maybe that's why they're so secretive and stone-like most of the time." He mumbles.
(The fog begins to consume the scene again and soon we cannot hear the terrible sound of a man making a fool of himself).
The end.
A/N: Review and let's all have a laugh about the Twilight movies and the silly wigs that come along with them.