A/N: Writer's block gets you this people. Alright this my first crack at poetry on Ff dot net. I know it isn't the greatest thing ever written but it is my best. So if you flame me just remember that I cry easy. So don't be too harsh you mean people you : ) - JBChan
"There She Sits . . ."
There she sits and there stays.
She stole my heart, what's more to say?
I look from afar and stare at her beauty
She returns the glare and I just say 'Wow what a cutie.'
Dudes, I swear I think I'm in love.
I think she is an angel that was sent from above.
With her pale white skin that shines oh so brightly.
The sheer power from within her scares me oh so slightly.
She calmly shows no emotion but I don't really care.
It's weird like how Cy like his meat, totally frickin' rare.
At first touch and sight, it would seem she was as cold as ice.
But I know deep down lurks a 'warmth' that is more than just 'nice'.
She is great, she is beautiful, and she is definitely mine.
God please tell me that I'm right, please give me a sign!
We were meant to be together! I'll do whatever it takes!
Work, work, work and I'll even give up eating tofu cakes!
She is truly magic, and my skin is colored green.
Us being separated is tragic, us being together is keen.
She is built to perfection, not a visible blemish in sight.
I'll show her that I'm worthy, with all my animal might.
She doesn't speak much, and I know I'm far from quiet.
But what do you expect from a changeling, with a strict vegetarian diet?
I can't take it anymore! I won't! If I can't have her I'd rather be dead!
Yes… yes… please God! Give me my frickin' Mo-Ped!