ways to annoy anime characters
summery: ya, it's another one of those how to annoy some random anime character, but instead of doing all of them in their own story I'm doing them all in one story
(A/N: there's not a set amount of ways so it'll be just until I can't think of any more)
(A/N: We are not responsible for any injuries or deaths as a result of people acually doing these)
So heres the first chapter
Edward Elric of Fullmetal Alchemist
1.) Call him short
2.) Show him yaoi fanfiction of him and roy
3.) Tell him that the philosophers stone doesn't exist and that his search has been all for nothing
4.) Then tell him that you were just pulling his leg and that you already found one and that he can't have it
5.) Tell him that you killed his mother
6.) Force him to drink milk
7.) Tell him that his brother is way cooler (and taller) than him and always will be
8.) Tell him that you're in the mood for shrimp and then try to eat him
9.) Show him a poll of the shortest people in anime that he won
10.) Tell him the main character should be someone taller than him.
well there you have, chapter 1. I wanted to have at ten ways so the last three are baicly different ways to call him short. *in an evil voice* R&R if you want to live. *sweetly* if you do I'll give you a cookie.