The Hogwarts Rule Book
25 things that we as students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry must not do.
We must not get up late
We must not wear provocative clothing
We must not kick Mr Norris (It will make Filch scream)
We must not throw objects of any kind at moaning myrtle (It causes her to flood the second floor bathroom)
We must not write R.I.P on the walls (It scares all the ghost)
We must not send Profession Snape anti oil Shampoo or Conditioner
We must not put hair removing potion on either Hagrid or Dumbledore (It causes them to cry when they wake up)
We must not form a harem
We must not do orgy
We must not go to Luna Lovegood or Lavender Brown for relationship advice because they would tell us to form a Harem or do orgy (Both in which are strictly forbidden)
We must not turn Snape into Darth Vader (he is very scary like that)
We must not put catnip in McGonagall's food
We must not put catnip in McGonagall's Quarters
We must not put catnip in McGonagall's Classroom
We must not give Dumbledore a Skiving Snack box disguised as a Lemon Drop (It makes him vomit on you)
We must not put a Skiving Snack Box is Lupins Wolfs bane Potion (It gives us a very sick Werewolf)
We must not upset Malfoy (because he will tell his father)
We must not play chess against Ron (because we will always lose)
We must stay away for the unknown monster (basilisk) in the chamber of secrets
We must not enter the chamber of secrets, it is very dangerous
We must not cast the imperious curse on Snape to force him to wash his hair
We must not hang filch in the Dungeons by his thumbs (god I would love to hear his screams)
We must not take off Quirrels Turban unless we wish to serve Voldemort or unless we want to die
We must not throw Snow balls at the back of Quirrels Turban. ( It upsets poor Voldy)
We must not kiss a Dementor
If any of these rules are broken we face either loss of house points, death or worse we could be EXPELLED