The Truth About the Twilight Werewolves

Disclaimer: I do not own any of Twilight: characters, setting, plot etc. … nor do I wish too… Please don't sue me!

This is my first Twilight fic, well first ever fic(that I have posted anyways), so I can't promise a whole lot … This story may to you seem completely horrible and crazy but it is an inside joke between me and my best friend (who was named after a soft drink… yes awesome I know…). We are not really Twilight fans, but I have read the books…I am adding my own details and changing a few to make things more interesting… So here goes nothing!

*communication via werewolf telepathy*

Chapter 1

Quil and Embry were patrolling the woods on the northern side of La Push. They were just about to get bored and turn back when they heard a rustling noise to the right.

*What was that?* Quil said, while slowly scanning the place where he heard the noise.

*No clue. We better check it out though.* Embry replied.

They slowly started towards the noise. They made there way through the bramble and snuck through the trees. Embry sniffed the ground for a scent and drew back with a repulsed expression. Werewolves and vampires are mortal enemies and their scents smell horrible to each other.

Embry, drawing back quickly and crinkling his nose, *Vampires. Better tell Sam.*

Quil: *Sam! We have trespassers. Vampires, about 4 miles northeast of the old city ruins.*

Sam's reply was quick to come. *On it. Track them until we get there. Don't let them know you're there though.*

Sam to Leah, Jacob and Paul: *Vamps 4 miles northeast of the old city ruins. Get there as fast as you can.*

Leah a bit irritated: *Headed that way.* She then mumbled to herself, "Way to ruin my shopping trip." She quickly ran to her car and stowed her bags inside then dashed towards the woods and changed. She took off at full speed due north.

*Sweet, we haven't had any action all week!* Jake and Paul said in unison to Sam as they both ran out of the shop where Jake was working on his car.

---30 minutes later---

The werewolves had just regrouped and met up with Quil and Embry and were questioning them about the vampires.

Sam: *Have they stopped moving?*

Embry: *Yeah. They are just beyond the brush in that clearing over there. They stopped about 4 minutes ago and haven't left yet.*

Sam: *You guys know the drill. No survivors. Vampires cannot be allowed on our land.*

Jacob: *Sounds like a plan. How many of them are there?*

Quil: *There are 5 as far as we can tell.*

Sam: *Okay boys lets roll. Leah you can sit this one out since there are only 5. Jake take the blonde one by that bolder, Paul take the short brunette to the left , Quil take the female, Embry, the tall lanky one with long hair, and I'll handle the big one.*

*Why can't Paul or Jake sit it out! Just because I'm the only girl werewolf doesn't mean I can't handle my own! I am just as good at fighting vampires as any of you!* Leah argued with a low growl.

Sam: *Yeah that may be true but as the Alpha Male its my call and I say your too sit this one out.*

Leah with another growl: *Okay whatever.*

Slowly the 5 werewolves made their way to a position best suited to attack their vampire. Once everyone was in place Sam said, *On 3…. Ready? 1…2….3!*

With that the werewolves emerged into the clearing and automatically jumped on the vampire they were to take down. Quil took a kick to the snout but managed to get his teeth around the female's throat. Jake pounced on the blonde vampire and managed to knock him back a few steps. It then jumped high in the air and landed behind Jake and before he could turn around it bit his tail. Jake howled in pain but before the vampire knew what hit him he had been ripped to shreds by Leah.

*You owe me one!* Leah sneered as she stepped over to examine Jake's tail.

*I could have taken him down by myself, thank you. I was just Testing you to make sure you knew what you should do. You passed by the way.*

*Testing me? Oh please Jake, this isn't the first time I've saved your ass.* Leah quickly retorted.

Jake was about to continue the argument when Sam yell loudly, *Will you too stop bickering and start a fire so we can finish these things off already?*

*Yeah, sure.* They replied quietly.

After gathering some branches they built a fire and threw the shreds of vampire into it. (Because for some reason to kill them you have to rip them up and burn them? Who knew?)

After the fire died out, most of the pack left. Jake had to go home to care for his injured tail and Leah followed him to rub it in. Embry and Quil however stayed. It was getting dark and the moon would be coming out soon. Embry was looking forward to what was about to happen. He had made up his mind earlier that day that it was the right time to do it.

I know this chapter is short but I am just writing what comes to me as of now ha. Maybe something good will come of this! Please read and review! I would love to know what you think! Be honest! I can take constructive criticism unlike some people. Give me some ideas and I will try and ad them in somewhere! Like I said I am new to this whole writing thing so just tell me what I can do to improve and let me know if I actually did something right! Ha

I already have chapter 2 written but I am not going to update until I get at least 2 reviews…. Ha I am perfectly okay with 2 but more are definitely welcome! Yay!

-Olivia