"Hi this is Sonny and you've reached me at my new cell phone at 555-0125"

Beep

"Wow Sonny Really? Who puts their number in their Voicemail anymore? Did old people even do that? Well I just called to see if you saw Tween Weekly this week, Mackenzie Falls has the most views AGAIN.."

"Sonny Munroe Here, I can't get to the phone right now but if you leave me a message I'm sure I can get back to you"

Beep

[Groans] "What did I just tell you Sonny? Jazz it up you make voicemails sound so uh.. Random. Oh and OLD! You need some lessons."

"Um Hi, It's Sonny and Chad thinks I should 'Livin up my voicemail' so it wont sound so 'plain'

Beep

"Sonny. I'm coming to your dressing room now, this is just pitiful."

"Hey there, its Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation on Sonny's cell to show her how a real voicemail should sound, So just leave a message and Sonny might get back to you.. [smirks] When shes done worshipping my feet."

Beep

"Sonny? This is Tawni, why are you worshipping his feet? Is this what they do in Wisconsin?

"Sonny Here, and I DID NOT worship Chad.. I mean who would in the first place? He's a jerk-face and the major of Jerksville.. Oh and Tawni, er uh, Im not sure if we do that in Wisconsin."

"WHAT? I am NOT a Jerk-face! And FYI Sonny you would be lucky enough to worship me! Your just denying it, again."

"Denying what? That I like you? Oops, Uhh how do you delete this thing! TAWNI!"

"Ah, I knew you would give in someday.. Just didn't know it would be this quick! [snickers]"

"Chad, I don't like you! I mean if I did like you, it would show. I mean my voice would get all high.."

"Tawni again. Well I just talked to Selena and she told me how your voice gets all high when your in denial, just like now OMG SONNY LIKES CHAD!"

"Thanks a lot Tawni, now Tween Weekly thinks that Chad and I are going out. He doesn't even have the rights to like me. I mean Chad's a self absorbed, arrogant jerk, Three named Loser!"

"That's deep Sonny, real touching. I feel all fuzzy inside, and 1. I don't like you, you like me. 2. I have all the rights to like you, but I don't like you! You're a jellyfish Sonny."

"Jellyfish? Really Chad Really? Well you're a CAT! Yeah your such a cat with your blonde fluffy hair! And Cat features.. Like uh.. Um Chad what are you doing in my dressing room? CHA--"

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"Hello Im Marshall. And Sonny asked if I could do her voicemail this time. Since Tawni told me that they were a little busy. Well leave a comment! Or whatever you call them"

"SONNY! Ha I knew it! You two are perfect for each other, finally you two get together! My wizard-ly magic works after all. Btw: its Selena call me I want all the details!"

"Sonny darling, its your mom, I think we're gonna have to talk."

"Sonny, What have you gotten yourself into in Hollywood! Its Lucy and I need the Details NOW!"

"C-C-Chad you kissed me?"

"Well I had to, you called me a cat. CDC does not do no cats"

"What does that even mean?"

"Means, Im not a cat."

"Im still a Jellyfish?"

"Nah, your MY Jellyfish.. Dont you forget that."

"Stop.. Your making me blush"

"Whose Jellyfish are you?"

"Yours.."