Okay before you start reading. I want you to know that in this story. It's a side-story. As in not part of the main story of Umineko so don't worry. I know Ange is a 6 year old but she's 16 in my story so don't go worked up over it. I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything, I'm just giving you a heads off that's all. So enjoy and I hope you buys like it^^
I Do Not Own Umineko No Naku Koro Ni
Umineko Cougars
Episode 1 Special: Rosa's Arc
It's been years since my husband left me ever since Maria was born. Each man I dated didn't really satisfied me at all. Each time I date a man; I tell Maria
that I'm on a business trip so that way she won't know what I'm doing. I know it's not right but all I want is to find love in my life. The less love I get, the
more anger I take it out on Maria. But eventually, I always apologize to her for each time when I get angry with her. Is it really that hard to find love? I'm
so desperate for love…. and I don't care if he's younger then me…. all I want is a man to hold me and never let me go. Until after longing for love he finally
appear right in front me. *Giggle* who knew he becomes so deliciously handsome after I last saw him. You seem more valuable then the gold. Let's see
how much you grown so much…. my darling and delicious Battler-kun 3
I was invite over for dinner Rudolf-Nii-Sama's house but it looks like he's on another business trip as usually…. as if he is…. I bet the usually thing Rudolf-Nii-Sama is probably flirting with more girls even after marrying Kyrie-san. I hope Battler-kun is at dinner too … Mmmmm I hope he's the main dish tonight…*giggle*. "Maria, Are you ready to see Battler again?" asked Rosa. "Uu! Maria is excited to meet Battler again" said Maria. As we got to Battler's house, I felt so nervous to see what he would look like after last seeing him back on the island…
Maria started to wonder why her mother isn't knocking the door. She noticed that her mother was face was peach color and sweating at the same.
Maria didn't get it at first so she knocked and caused Rosa to snapped back to her senses. As they waited at the door, the door finally opened and
it was Ange that answered the door. "Ah Rosa-Ba-san! Good evening! Please come in and make yourself at home. My mother is in the kitchen
cooking so if you like you can rest in the living" said Ange. "Ah thank you Ange-chan. Oh my Ange how you grown. Are you in your first-year of high
school right?" asked Rosa. "Yes I am. I'm finally together with Battler-Nii-chan in the same high school" said Ange. Damn that brat… it's not fair that
she gets to spend with Battler-kun at the same high school. Wish I was could be a teacher so I can stalker Battler-kun at anytime. "Oh speaking of
Battler-kun, where is he?" asked Rosa. "Oh Battler-Nii-chan is sleeping in his. He did an all-nighter to study for the test this morning. Dinner is
almost ready so I was about to wake him up just now." Said Ange. Hmmmm now's my chance! 3. "If its okay with you, may I go wake up
Battler-kun?" asked Rosa. "Sure Rosa-Ba-san. Hey Maria-chan, want to help me and my mom with the cooking?" asked Ange. "Uu! Maria will help
Ange-nee-chan with the cooking!" said Maria.
As Ange and Maria left to the kitchen to help, Rosa suddenly made a mischievous smile and ran upstairs to wake up Battler. *Giggle* I hope Battler-kun is still looks handsome in his sleep. When Rosa got to Battler's room, she notices that his door was already open. Battler-kun's door is open…. oh my! My heart is already beating really fast…. this is my chance now!. Rosa quietly opens the door and sneaks into Battler's room without making any sounds. As she finally enters Battler's room, Rosa notices that Battler's room is very well organized. It's so weird…normally most young boys rooms are filled with Swimsuit poster, porn magazines sticking out under the bed, trashy desk, and clothes everywhere…wow Battler-kun you're no fun at all…. unless he hid them somewhere in his…. hehehehehehe…hope you don't me searching for them in you're room love 3. Rosa quietly searches for anything perverted in his room. She found a box hidden within Battler's closet, all taped up as if it sealed recently. She open's the box and finds a box full of porn and kendo magazines. *Chuckles* I knew you had books like these around Battler-kun…. but I'm surprise that you took in interest of Kendo…. oh yes he did mention that he was in a Kendo club…. all right time for another search.
Rosa slowly walks towards the bookshelf and see a lot of manga books. Hmmmm Dragon Ball, Kimagure Orange Road, Fist of the North Star, & ,
hmmm not a bad collection of mangas you have Battler-kun. Next Rosa searches into Battler's boxer draws and surprisingly blushes to see what she
saw in the draw. She's notices that Battler's boxers are will organize and not to sloppy. Her face turned bright red and began to drool all over the
boxers. Rosa picks one up and starts sniffing as if she had never smelled men's boxers in such a long time. Oh Battler's scent smells so good that it's
such a turn on…. Mmmmm makes want him so bad right now. While Rosa continued searching through his draw, she notices a small box near the
corner of the draw. When she pulls it out, her face turned bright red. A-a-a box of c-condoms! Oh my Battler-kun…you're already prepared for this you
naughty boy…. and it's the flavor type too. You have good taste my sweet…I think I'll take a watermelon flavor if you don't mind.
And finally Rosa is now about to woke up Battler from his long sleep. As Rosa sits on his bed, her cheeks turned slightly red while placed her hand on Battler's face. So handsome just as I thought he would be. He looks so adorable the way he sleeps right now. Kyrie-san is so lucky that she gets to have Battler under her wings. As Rosa kept staring at Battler's sleepy face, her eyes turned towards to Battler's lips. It tempted Rosa so bad that it makes her want to kiss him while she has the advantage. Battler-kun…. please forgive me…just one kiss wouldn't hurt. Just when Rosa about to kiss Battler on the lips, Ange suddenly rushes into the room, which caused Rosa to immediately to move away when she was about to kiss Battler. Damn I was so close…damn you Ange-chan! "Rosa-Ba-san! You were taking a long time so I was worried that you had trouble-waking Battler-Nii-chan up" said Ange "O-Oh yes I was having trouble waking him up but nothing worked" Nervously said Rosa. "Jeez Battler-Nii-chan! How long are you going to stay in bed!….. Guess you leave me no choice." Said Ange. Ange walks over to her brother's bed and sit next to him. Which caused Rosa to be a little curious of what Ange is about to do. Ange leans over while both her hands are on face and kisses him on the lips.
When Ange kissed Battler on the lips, it caused Rosa to become furious and frustrated. Even for a moment Rosa wanted to beat the crap out of
Ange for doing that. When Battler was waking up, he notices that his own sister was kissing him. "Dude Ange! How many times do I have to tell
you to not to kiss me when I'm asleep?! Jeez you should know I don't swing that way!" shouted Battler. "Awww I thought you love my kisses
Battler-Nii-Chan 3" said Ange. "Kissing on the cheek and the forehead, that's fine but on the lips…. that's where I draw the line…" said Battler.
"Awww Battler-Nii-Chan…you don't have to be so mean. You should be happy that you have a girl like me that really loves you 3. Anyways Mom
wants you down stairs for dinner with Rosa-Ba-San and Maria-chan." Said Ange. "Huh? Rosa-Ba-San and Maria are here!?" shouted Battler. "Yeah
and Rosa-Ba-San is sitting right next to you" said Ange. Battler turns to his left and see's Rosa smiling and waving at him. "…… Rosa-Ba-San! I
didn't know you were here! And why are you sitting very close to me and touching my leg? "Said Battler. Rosa quickly takes her off Battler's leg
and blushing bright red. "Umm… well long story short, I wanted to wake you up for dinner but you look so cute…I mean you look so tired that I
wanted to let you sleep a little longer" said Rosa
But personally, I wanted to kiss you to help you wake up but a certain someone interfered with my plans to do so. "Oh…thanks for giving me an extra sleep…(But for some reason…it felt like she was stalking me while I was asleep…nah its probably just imagination) okay if you two don't mind leaving the room, I like to changes right now. "Said Battler. Awww I really wanted to see him changes…oh well maybe I'll get a chance to see him changing again when Ange-chan and Kyrie-San are not around…hehehe.
As Rosa and Ange left Battler's room, Ange suddenly stepped in front of Rosa with an unexpected expression on her face. "You're not here just to
get my beloved brother are you Rosa-Ba-San?" asked Ange. Oh crap! Did she found me out already? "Oh Ho ho ho what ever do you mean
Ange-chan? Said Rosa while panicking. "… Pffft ahahaha! Papa was right, you're really fun to tease Rosa-Ba-San" said Ange. Jeez that was close…I
thought Ange had me there for a second. "But be honest with me…. do you love my brother or you just love teasing him just for fun?" asked Ange.
"Umm…is this a trick question Ange-chan?" asked Rosa? " Oh no just a simple question. Just curious is all" said Ange. Damn…what should I do…should I tell her or fake it out til I get out of it?…
This one is my first Umineko story so go easy on the reviews okay? Thank you!!!! =D