Dueling with Duo, and Other Fairly Stupid Ideas

See my chest!!

Like oh my God! You would not believe how hard it is to find a bag to match your shoes.

I'm sueing! TINKY WINKY SHOULD HAVE WON THAT OSCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My gun's always cocked and loaded.

Painting nails attractively is an art. Only big, touch men can handle it.

Would you guys mind making yourselves scarce for the afternoon? I have a play date with Barney.

How 'bout some dip on that chip?

I think you guys have a subconscious reason for always making ME go undercover in a dress.

I may only have a few Twizzlers in me, but… I LOVE YOU MAN!

Stroke my pencil.

I would make a really good Juliet.

Of course I know the entire cast of Pajama Party. Doesn't everybody?! It's not like I know them in order of appearance or anything.

The Wonder Bra is as good as its name.

Hildy is not a man…this season!

I can't live without my eyeliner!

Do we have to kill them now, Heero?! Couldn't we have a little fun with them first?! It isn't everyday such dashing gentleman walk into our trap. We could play… GO FISH!

My package is incredibly small. It shouldn't take much effort to wrap it up.

That squirrel jacked my nuts!