This is a new story that I am writing. It's a lot different than my other stories. This one is a what if story I guess. What happens if there were cars in Naruto? Next thing you know, they're joy-riding and all hell breaks loss. It's not done yet but it will be funny.

Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

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Naruto, Kiba, Neji, Chouji, Sai, and Shikamaru all stood around one night when they notice, out of nowhere, a big clunky metal, box type thing (car) come jumping over a hill. They all watch, with their mouths open, as the box goes sailing over them. They start at the impact of the car hitting the ground. They stare at the sparks that come up. Naruto says, "Pretty lights."

Neji looks at him, shakes his head, and looks at the box that is now motionless.

They continue to stare at it.

Akamaru goes over and sniffs at the box. Tsunade's head pokes out of the small square opening on the side (driver's window) and looks down at Akamaru.

She looks down at the dog for a second then lifts her head to look for the owner. She sees the small group of boys and waves them over.

Naruto, Kiba, and Chouji race over while Neji, Sai, and Shikamaru walk over.

Tsunade's smiling when they all reach her. "What do you think about her? She rides smooth."

Sai had a confused look on his face. "Why would you ride another woman, old woman? I understand why we would," he points at all the guys in the group, "but not why you would. Is it because no man wants you? And is it true no man wants you because-"muffle muffle. Neji and Shikamaru slapped their hands over his mouth.

Tsunade raised her eyebrow but didn't say anything. She shook her head and said, "They're a brand new invention. I got it from Tokyo."

"Man everything's in Tokyo." Kiba shook his head in disgust.

"What is it?" Naruto asked curiously.

"It's a car. A Scion to be exact." (I have one)

"It's a box on wheels."

She gave Naruto a look. She said, "Look I got to go."

"Bye Tsunade."

"Yeah bye Oba-chan, see ya later."

Tsunade rolled her eyes and drove off.

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there's the story. not that funny yet but the next chapter will be funny. well embarressing for the guys is funny i guess. Tsunade's car, Tsunade's music, she's a girl, take a wild guess what's going to rate/ comment/ review/ and stuff. my friends please please read my first story. it is actually good. but no one reads it*sobs cry sob some more* please be kind and read it. its long and all but you dont have to read it all. they connect yet dont at the same time! so you dont have to read it all1 please just someone read it! i will not beg please! Naruto love story is actually a good story. not poppin', i got reviews on that one* smiles stupidly*check those stories out please gracias.(thank you)