~-=Chapter 1: Let's Go Camping!=-~
POW POW POW POW!!!
"Hey! Stop hitting me!!"
POW POW!!
"Trunks! Stop it!!"
WHAM!!!
"::whimpering cry::"
"Gohan! Oh, I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to hit you there!!!"
"It's… ok, Videl.. ::whimper:: "
"Ooh, that's got to hurt…Hahaha! A blow to the Son family's "crown jewels" and by VIDEL. Sucks for you, Gohan!"
"Shut up, …squirt! ::pee-wee voice::"
"It's all your fault, Videl! Now my brother can't have any kids!"
"WHAT?!"
Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Videl were out camping. Yes, you heard me, CAMPING… Heck, it was spring break! Did you actually THINK that their parents would want their demon-possessed children at HOME? Vegeta sure didn't want to live with his evil son for a week, so he and Bulma ditched Trunks on a road. But just for the week.
"Be good, Trunks!"
"But Mom!"
"Listen to the woman, son, or I'll box your ears!"
"Ok dad…"
Chi-chi and Goku had already pulled half of their hair out over controlling Gohan and Goten, so they were also ditched on a road for the week.
"I can't stand you two for a WEEK! So both of you just go and have fun. Once spring break's over, you can come back home."
"Awwww, but Mom!"
"Listen to your mother, boys… You don't want her on "the bad side""
"Mommy! I'm hungry!" Gohan yelped.
"Bye boys! Be good"
"But mommy! We're hungry! AWWW, they left... Hey look, Gohan! There's Trunks!"
Videl. Well. She just happened to run into the ditched half-Saiyans while going shopping for groceries.
"What in the world…? What're you guys doing on the road?"
"Our mommies ditched us for the week…" Trunks whined.
"GOHAN!? You too!?"
"Yup…"
"Well, maybe we can all just go camping for the week? My dad has a business trip planned this week.."
"Yeah! Camping! This'll be fun!" Goten chirped.
With that said, Gohan, Videl, Goten, and Trunks go off towards the countryside. Birds chirping, animals frolicking in the tall grass, ahh.. Spring... The group decided to have their campsite next to a small river that was teeming with fish.
"EWW! You expect me to drink THAT water!?" Trunks shrieked.
"Well, of course! It's clean.." said Videl.
"Umm.. HELLO!? There's FISH in there Videl. FISH! FISH!!!! You know.. They're ALIVE!? THEY HAVE TO GO PEE PEE AND POO POO FROM TIME TO TIME YA KNOW!!! And um.. *Cough* Frogs occasionally "get jiggy with it" in the water too!!!" yelled Trunks.
"You mean like Gohan and Videl? What does "get jiggy with it" mean?" Goten asked with curiosity.
"Uhh.. I'm not sure... But Gohan! You "get jiggy" with Videl, right?" asked Trunks with an evil smirk on his face.
"WHAT!? Videl and I aren't that serious yet, Trunks!"
"Yet..? So that means you're GOING to be serious, big brother?" Goten's eyes gleamed with joy. "I'm going to have a big sister! I'm going to have a big sister!!!" And with that, Goten hugged Videl happily. "You're going to be my sister!!!"
"G-G-Goten! Let... go.. can't... GACK.. breathe..!!" gasped Videl.
"Oh! Videl, I'm sorry!" Goten released his death grip on Videl.
"Now say what you just said earlier, Goten?"
"You're gonna be my big sister! And Gohan says that he wants to "get jiggy" with you...whatever that means."
"Oh that's nice, I'm going to be your big sister and Gohan wants to--WHAT!? Who told you that!?" Videl shrieked.
"My brother Gohan did!" Goten chirped.
"I NEVER SAID THAT!!" Gohan snapped and instantly blushed.
"UMMM, you know what!? I think we should all play a nice GAME, don't you think!? YEAH! A GAME!!" said Gohan quite awkwardly and he was also turning redder.
"OOH! What kind of game, Gohan?" asked Trunks.
"Oh, I don't know... How about... CAVE MEN!?" said Gohan, still in his awkward tone.
"Cave men?" Videl questioned.
"Ok Ok! Cave.. People! Yeah! Cave People!" Gohan said with a little bit more confidence in his voice.
"How do you play Cave People, Gohan?" asked Goten, with that child-like look on his face.
"Well, you get a bunch of wooden sticks.. And you beat each other up!"
"Hey! That sounds like fun! Hey Goten! Heads up!"
"HUH!? AHHHHH!!!"
POW POW POW POW!!!
"Hey! Stop hitting me!!"
POW POW!!
"Trunks! Stop it!!"
WHAM!!!
"::whimpering cry::"
"Gohan! Oh, I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to hit you there!!!"
"It's… ok, Videl.. ::whimper:: "
"Ooh, that's got to hurt…Hahaha! A blow to the Son family's "crown jewels" and by VIDEL. Sucks for you, Gohan!" yelled Trunks.
"Shut up, …squirt! ::pee-wee voice::"
"It's all your fault, Videl! Now my brother can't have any kids!"
"WHAT?!"
And so.. Back for a small review…. Gohan is curled into a little ball, because of the fact that everyone was playing Cave People. The object of the game? Get a wooden stick and beat the hell out of everyone else. Sure, Gohan might be a genius, but he sure is an idiot when it comes to making up kiddy games… Videl hit the Son Family's "CROWN JEWELS"…and then Gohan didn't like playing Cave People anymore…
"Maybe we should put a bag of ice on it…" said Videl.
"What if he gets frostbite!?" Trunks and Goten yelped.
"Idiots…::voice still very high pitched::"
"Just imagine having frostbite THERE..." Goten and Trunks shudder with fear.
"Gohan, I'm REAALLY sorry… will you ever forgive me? ::sad puppy face::"
"O-of course, Videl.." Gohan squeaked.
"Gohan, will you ever forgive me..?" imitated Trunks.
"O-of course, Videl.." squeaked Goten.
"I love you Gohan!" Trunks said sarcastically to Goten.
"I love you too, Videl!!" Goten yelled to Trunks.
"Is there also a mommy and a daddy in this game? I know! Videl and Gohan can be the mommy and the daddy and Goten and I can be the evil kids trying to destroy the mountain of cheese that has the evil enemy base of Booger Aliens!!!" Trunks grinned evilly.
"Umm.. no. Let's not use that plot, Trunks. And I don't see a mountain of cheese anywhere.." said Videl.
"Ch...cheese..." Gohan groaned while his stomach growled. Gohan looked at the fish in the river menacingly. "Here fishy fishy fishy fishy....hehehehehehehehe…"
"Umm, Goten? I think your brother has officially gone nuts... He sounds like the evil Chucky doll…" Videl sounded a bit nervous.
"That's what happens when Saiyans get hungry... we go bonkers.." said Trunks.
"Saiyans..? What's a Saiyan?" asked Videl. Gohan wouldn't dare keep another secret from her, or would he?
"V-Videl... Can you catch a fishy for me..?" Gohan didn't look like himself... He started to drool at the side of his mouth.
"Gohan.. Are you ok?"
"I'm just sooooooo hungry!! I could DIE!!!" Gohan collapsed onto the ground near Videl's feet. Then, Gohan began gnawing on a large rock.
"G-Gohan! That's not food! That's a rock! A ROCK! Gohan! G-GOHAN!!! Stop it! Give me that!" shrieked Goten. Obviously, he had never seen his brother this way... I mean.. Come on! A genius kid GNAWING on rocks!?
"Gohan! Stop! Please!" yelled Videl and latched onto Gohan. Gohan suddenly blushed so red that it made a lobster look black and white.
"V-Videl! What happened...? ::stomach growl:: Uhhnn... I'm gonna die... I'm seeing my life flash in front of me... Videl! Make it stooop!!!" Gohan shrieked in fear and hugged Videl tightly. Then, Videl blushed intensely red.
~~Will Gohan ever get anything to eat!? Will everyone end up resorting to CANNIBALISM!? Well, you'll just have to wait for Chapter 2: The Attack of the Evil Booger Aliens!
LoL! So how was it? This is my very first fic! Reviews would be great! But no flames please!! Thankies!!! =^. ^=
POW POW POW POW!!!
"Hey! Stop hitting me!!"
POW POW!!
"Trunks! Stop it!!"
WHAM!!!
"::whimpering cry::"
"Gohan! Oh, I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to hit you there!!!"
"It's… ok, Videl.. ::whimper:: "
"Ooh, that's got to hurt…Hahaha! A blow to the Son family's "crown jewels" and by VIDEL. Sucks for you, Gohan!"
"Shut up, …squirt! ::pee-wee voice::"
"It's all your fault, Videl! Now my brother can't have any kids!"
"WHAT?!"
Gohan, Goten, Trunks and Videl were out camping. Yes, you heard me, CAMPING… Heck, it was spring break! Did you actually THINK that their parents would want their demon-possessed children at HOME? Vegeta sure didn't want to live with his evil son for a week, so he and Bulma ditched Trunks on a road. But just for the week.
"Be good, Trunks!"
"But Mom!"
"Listen to the woman, son, or I'll box your ears!"
"Ok dad…"
Chi-chi and Goku had already pulled half of their hair out over controlling Gohan and Goten, so they were also ditched on a road for the week.
"I can't stand you two for a WEEK! So both of you just go and have fun. Once spring break's over, you can come back home."
"Awwww, but Mom!"
"Listen to your mother, boys… You don't want her on "the bad side""
"Mommy! I'm hungry!" Gohan yelped.
"Bye boys! Be good"
"But mommy! We're hungry! AWWW, they left... Hey look, Gohan! There's Trunks!"
Videl. Well. She just happened to run into the ditched half-Saiyans while going shopping for groceries.
"What in the world…? What're you guys doing on the road?"
"Our mommies ditched us for the week…" Trunks whined.
"GOHAN!? You too!?"
"Yup…"
"Well, maybe we can all just go camping for the week? My dad has a business trip planned this week.."
"Yeah! Camping! This'll be fun!" Goten chirped.
With that said, Gohan, Videl, Goten, and Trunks go off towards the countryside. Birds chirping, animals frolicking in the tall grass, ahh.. Spring... The group decided to have their campsite next to a small river that was teeming with fish.
"EWW! You expect me to drink THAT water!?" Trunks shrieked.
"Well, of course! It's clean.." said Videl.
"Umm.. HELLO!? There's FISH in there Videl. FISH! FISH!!!! You know.. They're ALIVE!? THEY HAVE TO GO PEE PEE AND POO POO FROM TIME TO TIME YA KNOW!!! And um.. *Cough* Frogs occasionally "get jiggy with it" in the water too!!!" yelled Trunks.
"You mean like Gohan and Videl? What does "get jiggy with it" mean?" Goten asked with curiosity.
"Uhh.. I'm not sure... But Gohan! You "get jiggy" with Videl, right?" asked Trunks with an evil smirk on his face.
"WHAT!? Videl and I aren't that serious yet, Trunks!"
"Yet..? So that means you're GOING to be serious, big brother?" Goten's eyes gleamed with joy. "I'm going to have a big sister! I'm going to have a big sister!!!" And with that, Goten hugged Videl happily. "You're going to be my sister!!!"
"G-G-Goten! Let... go.. can't... GACK.. breathe..!!" gasped Videl.
"Oh! Videl, I'm sorry!" Goten released his death grip on Videl.
"Now say what you just said earlier, Goten?"
"You're gonna be my big sister! And Gohan says that he wants to "get jiggy" with you...whatever that means."
"Oh that's nice, I'm going to be your big sister and Gohan wants to--WHAT!? Who told you that!?" Videl shrieked.
"My brother Gohan did!" Goten chirped.
"I NEVER SAID THAT!!" Gohan snapped and instantly blushed.
"UMMM, you know what!? I think we should all play a nice GAME, don't you think!? YEAH! A GAME!!" said Gohan quite awkwardly and he was also turning redder.
"OOH! What kind of game, Gohan?" asked Trunks.
"Oh, I don't know... How about... CAVE MEN!?" said Gohan, still in his awkward tone.
"Cave men?" Videl questioned.
"Ok Ok! Cave.. People! Yeah! Cave People!" Gohan said with a little bit more confidence in his voice.
"How do you play Cave People, Gohan?" asked Goten, with that child-like look on his face.
"Well, you get a bunch of wooden sticks.. And you beat each other up!"
"Hey! That sounds like fun! Hey Goten! Heads up!"
"HUH!? AHHHHH!!!"
POW POW POW POW!!!
"Hey! Stop hitting me!!"
POW POW!!
"Trunks! Stop it!!"
WHAM!!!
"::whimpering cry::"
"Gohan! Oh, I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to hit you there!!!"
"It's… ok, Videl.. ::whimper:: "
"Ooh, that's got to hurt…Hahaha! A blow to the Son family's "crown jewels" and by VIDEL. Sucks for you, Gohan!" yelled Trunks.
"Shut up, …squirt! ::pee-wee voice::"
"It's all your fault, Videl! Now my brother can't have any kids!"
"WHAT?!"
And so.. Back for a small review…. Gohan is curled into a little ball, because of the fact that everyone was playing Cave People. The object of the game? Get a wooden stick and beat the hell out of everyone else. Sure, Gohan might be a genius, but he sure is an idiot when it comes to making up kiddy games… Videl hit the Son Family's "CROWN JEWELS"…and then Gohan didn't like playing Cave People anymore…
"Maybe we should put a bag of ice on it…" said Videl.
"What if he gets frostbite!?" Trunks and Goten yelped.
"Idiots…::voice still very high pitched::"
"Just imagine having frostbite THERE..." Goten and Trunks shudder with fear.
"Gohan, I'm REAALLY sorry… will you ever forgive me? ::sad puppy face::"
"O-of course, Videl.." Gohan squeaked.
"Gohan, will you ever forgive me..?" imitated Trunks.
"O-of course, Videl.." squeaked Goten.
"I love you Gohan!" Trunks said sarcastically to Goten.
"I love you too, Videl!!" Goten yelled to Trunks.
"Is there also a mommy and a daddy in this game? I know! Videl and Gohan can be the mommy and the daddy and Goten and I can be the evil kids trying to destroy the mountain of cheese that has the evil enemy base of Booger Aliens!!!" Trunks grinned evilly.
"Umm.. no. Let's not use that plot, Trunks. And I don't see a mountain of cheese anywhere.." said Videl.
"Ch...cheese..." Gohan groaned while his stomach growled. Gohan looked at the fish in the river menacingly. "Here fishy fishy fishy fishy....hehehehehehehehe…"
"Umm, Goten? I think your brother has officially gone nuts... He sounds like the evil Chucky doll…" Videl sounded a bit nervous.
"That's what happens when Saiyans get hungry... we go bonkers.." said Trunks.
"Saiyans..? What's a Saiyan?" asked Videl. Gohan wouldn't dare keep another secret from her, or would he?
"V-Videl... Can you catch a fishy for me..?" Gohan didn't look like himself... He started to drool at the side of his mouth.
"Gohan.. Are you ok?"
"I'm just sooooooo hungry!! I could DIE!!!" Gohan collapsed onto the ground near Videl's feet. Then, Gohan began gnawing on a large rock.
"G-Gohan! That's not food! That's a rock! A ROCK! Gohan! G-GOHAN!!! Stop it! Give me that!" shrieked Goten. Obviously, he had never seen his brother this way... I mean.. Come on! A genius kid GNAWING on rocks!?
"Gohan! Stop! Please!" yelled Videl and latched onto Gohan. Gohan suddenly blushed so red that it made a lobster look black and white.
"V-Videl! What happened...? ::stomach growl:: Uhhnn... I'm gonna die... I'm seeing my life flash in front of me... Videl! Make it stooop!!!" Gohan shrieked in fear and hugged Videl tightly. Then, Videl blushed intensely red.
~~Will Gohan ever get anything to eat!? Will everyone end up resorting to CANNIBALISM!? Well, you'll just have to wait for Chapter 2: The Attack of the Evil Booger Aliens!
LoL! So how was it? This is my very first fic! Reviews would be great! But no flames please!! Thankies!!! =^. ^=