Enjoy!
I don't own them..sigh
Best Plans:
"Ok guys, time for Plan B." Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith said to the members of his team.
"Uh Hannibal, Plan B went down the drain about six plans ago. We're on Plan H now." a frustrated Face said, as he rubbed his hands over his head.
"Really? I didn't think it had been that many."
"Yeah sucka,you better have somethin good this time, or I'm gonna strangle ya!"
"Calm down mudsucker, you're scarin Billy away!"
Hannibal sighed and lit the cigar he had been clenching between his teeth for the past half hour.
"Ok, I really think I got it this time." Hannibal said confidently.
As he relayed his idea to the team, Murdock spoke up.
"Gee, that plan sounds familiar, doesn't it Billy?"
"It should sound familiar Murdock, that was plan D" Face said as he rolled his eyes.
B.A growled and slammed his fist in the wall.
Hannibal took a step back away from B.A and got defensive.
"Alright, B.A, if you don't like my plans, you come up with something!"
B.A stormed around in circles for what seemed like hours, until he turned to Face.
"Faceman you go out first, charm'em or somethin..we'll follow ya out."
Face looked shocked..
"That's your idea? Charm them or something? B.A they are armed! Besides I don't think they will understand what I'm saying."
"Shut up and do it fool!"
Face sighed and walked to the door of the room in which they had been hiding.
"Good Luck lieutenant" Hannibal said amusingly.
"Yeah Facey, Billy says good luck"
Face rolled his eyes and stepped through the door. The team immediately placed their ears to the door and listened. They could hear Face making every attempt he could think of in getting them out of there. Hannibal looked at Murdock in surprise when he heard the unmistakable sound of laughing and weapons being thrown.
"No..No..please stop! Not the suit!" They heard Face plead.
That was all Hannibal could take, he put out his cigar and busted through the door, B.A and Murdcok hot on his heels. They stopped in their tracks when they saw Face on the floor,covered in little handprints of fingerpaint, his attackers standing over him laughing.
Hannibal smirked, B.A roared and Murdock had to sit down he was laughing so hard.
"I told you I couldn't charm them! They are only 4 B.A!" Face said as he picked himself up off the ground, looking disgutedly at his ruined suit.
"Alright kids enough, why don't ya go outside and play awhile." B.A said lightly.
The kids laughed again and ran outside to play.
"This is the last time I help out at the youth center B.A, those kids could've killed me!"
Hannibal smiled and laughed again.
"I love it when a-" he stopped short at seeing B.A's stern look.
"Er..when B.A's plan comes together!"
THE END