I absolutely hate mpreg fanfics, so don't troll on this thing. Why did I write it? Let's just say we're learning about population in social studies and my teacher unintentionally gave me yaoi fanfiction ideas.
Disclaimer: Is this historically canon? No. That means I don't own Hetalia.
Yao sat in the waiting room impatiently. He was afraid of what the results would be, although that didn't make much sense, since he was supposedly immortal. He just couldn't settle down, and then the sickness hit him again. Right when he was about to stand up and find a restroom, the doctor stepped out of the white door and Yao's face lit up with an emotion that he couldn't seem to understand. Hope? Relief? Or just plain confusion? Either way, he was glad that the doctor finally showed up.
"Do you have the results, aru?" he asked desperately.
"Yes. And it appears that you're perfectly healthy." the doctor replied.
"Then why was I feeling sick for the past month, aru?" Yao was even more confused.
The doctor paused for a second until she smiled then told Yao "Well, all I have to say is: Congratulations Ms. Wang!"
"Aiyah! That's impossible, aru! You do realize that I'm a man, aru?" Yao completely freaked out yet the doctor stayed calm and kept smiling.
"Which is why I'm congratulating you for the second time." she announced, "You have defied the laws of nature!"
Yao wanted to faint, but he just couldn't. If only someone was there with him, at least to tell him that everything would be okay. Sadly, he was alone at the moment, which meant that nobody would help him deal with the many questions that suddenly flooded his mind.
How did it happen? How was he going to tell Ivan? How was his boss going to react? Should he keep it, or kill it? How would he avoid Elizabeta and her cameras? What would he do with Ivan's psychotic sister? Who would pay for child support? How would he convince Alfred to keep his mouth shut? And most importanly, where would it come out?
Should I continue writing? I won't unless I get reviews.