A/n: Once upon a time...

Woah, woah, wait. Ok, I have decide to make this a short story filled story... Confusing right?

I will use mostly my oc's and some cannon characters. These are going to be my more shorter stories.

I hope you enjoy! I own nothing but my OCs and MADNESS!


Characters

Styx

Stonez

Luna

Zoey

Nat

Mac

Ish ( ME! )

Zim

Dib

Gaz

Gir

Grawl

and other characters I didn't mention.

R&R PEOPLES IT'S MY LIFE!


Chapter 1 New Students

Ish's POV

As I walked to my desk to sit by Luna, I noticed the class was rambling on about something.

" Hey, Ish! " yelled Styx.

" What is it? "

" You know exactly what. "

" Um... "

I searched franticaly around me, just to see everyone looking at me.

" What did I do?"

" You haven't heard? Even the almighty Zim knows."

" Okay guys , I give up. What is it? "

" Hi. " Was Styx's reply. I face palmed myself, thinking ' could this day get any worse? ' It did.

" Class we have a new student. Her name is Zoey. Zoey, if you have anything to say, say it now or forever remain silent. " Mrs. Bitters always said that every time there was a new student. The kid finaly came up to the front of the class and said something that only the people in the front could hear. It was a good thing I learned how to read lips, thanks to Styx. She said something like ' Call me Z. ' Then she just sat down, right next to Dib.

The bell rang and we all gatherd around to see this new, interesting person. I didn't think she was Irken. I mean, I can't really tell because that trench-coat of hers is covering her hands. Even though, the last like six students were Irkens...No PAK, I guess she's human.

" Pit-i-ful huyman! No one can out-smart Zim! " Zim yelled.

" Luna, fill me in. What's going on? " I asked in a semi-whisper.

" Well, the new student just talked to Zim. And, now he thinks she's this FBI person. " Luna replied with a chuckle.

" He'll shut up real fast I bet. This chick seems to know what she's doing." Styx said, interupting our conversation.

We all shut up to hear them continue their conversation.

" You're just scared because she's a human and she is probably smarter than you are! " Dib said, 'defending' the human race

" I am sorry to have caused any trouble... Uh, what was your name again? " Zoey said in a quiet-British accent. It was so hard to hear, I don't think Dib even paid attention.

" You'll never find out where I live, filthy pig-smelly! " Zim yelled again. The girl was smart enough to walk away. I got kind of aggervated with him , and it seems to me Styx did too. We gave each other this look that said, ' Let's beat him up before he can say anything else. ' So we walked up to Zim and did what we do best, we beat him up and the world was at peace once more. Gaz kind of just sat there and played her Game-Slave the whole time.

The End

A/n:

Pretty random right? I know it's not that good but, I just wanted to write something up for the fun of it. I hope you all enjoyed some-what!

R&R!