"TAM TO TUP TEH SCALEZ'EZ" shouted robby Robin as he was doing a SUPER AMAZING LIGHTING THROW at teh black lizard grimer.
"LEL COME AT MEH FATEZ U WANT TU GO I CHALLENGE U." Cried moocina as he has obvious abandonononment isues.
"UH WULL OI GUESS ULL GUT MOI CHANCE AN OTHRE DOY." screamed Google chrom as he flew off with Ridley.
"NYAHAHA DEATH." Yelled Henry potteR
"COWER BEFORE MY VENGEANCE GALEDFORCE RIGHTFUL KING NOSFERA DEATH." Cried mo' gan robby robins daughter.
"LEL WHERE MY MAR MARMITE AT." Yelled Tinder, a dragoon woo-man from Merth gemes.
"WERE DA LEDIES AT?" Sobbed Virizion the archer.
"BLEED CAREFULLY YOUR MAKEIN THE FEELD UNTIDY." Said miriel McDonald. (The witch from like chapter 3? No? Honestly my mature humour is wasted on you guys.)
"Hi, I'm Roy. It's been 14 years since I was kicked out of the smash. 14 years since my wife left me and my children DIED ADN OI TURND TO ALCPCOHOLE TO SOOTH MOY BURNING RAGE FOR YOU MERE MORTALS."
"WRUNG GEME U IDIOT."
"?U WUT M8 OILL REK U.. M8."
"Uroit den com at meh M9"
"WERE R MOY M8s OI NEED TO FITE FOR THEMK"
meanwhile, validumbledoor killed everyone.