Disclaimer: The characters of Gintama belong to Sorachi Hideaki. :)

Authors Note: Hey! This is my first Yaoi fanfic, so go easy. But one of my reviewers on my other story wanted me to give it a try. Now I will *Determined look* This is a one- shot, so yeah… Hope you like it! =)

It's Always the Person You Don't Like That Loves You.

Gintoki opens his eyes slowly, he gasps. He's in a dark dank room, he can hear water dripping onto the cold floor. He shakes his head, "What the hell…" Gintoki tries to stand, but realizes with dread that his arms are chained to the metal pole behind him. He struggles against the chains to see if the pole had any weak points.

"I wouldn't do that," a voice says.

Gintoki turns his head to see the musician at the entrance of the door. He raises an eyebrow, "What are you doing here?"

Bansai smiles, "This is Takasugi- dono's ship." Gintoki's eyes widen. Bansai sighs, "As I told you, you might not want to move. You still may be numb."

Gintoki narrows his eyes, "Numb…?"

Bansai laughs, "You were given a paralyzer when you were sleeping. So you didn't feel anything as we carried you to the ship."

He scowls, "Wow, so this is Takasugi's plan?"

Bansai chuckles, without another word he turns and leaves.

"Oi!" Gintoki yells after him. He tries to bring up his legs, so he can try to stand, but the chains are too tight. He stops struggling against the chains when he hears a new voice.

"Hey…" A sadistic voice says, chuckling.

Gintoki looks to see Takasugi standing at the entrance of the doorway. He glares at him, "Takasugi… Why the hell am I here, you bastard?"

Takasugi frowns, looking disappointed, "You hurt my feelings Gintoki."

Gintoki snorts, "Feelings? You don't have feelings."

Takasugi smirks, "Really? How about love?"

Gintoki laughs, "That's the one thing you definitely don't have."

"Really?" Takasugi says again closing the door and walking over to Gintoki. He stops in front of him, looking at him. An eccentric look in his eye. He smiles, bending his knees he sets himself on Gintoki's lap.

Gintoki's eyes widen, trying to scoot back farther against the pole finding him to close for comfort. "O-Oi what the hell are you doi-"

Gintoki doesn't get to finish. Suddenly Takasugi puts his hands on Gintoki's cheeks, smashing his lips against Gintoki's. Gintoki's eyes widen. He struggles, trying to get out of Takasugi's grasp.

What seems like forever to Gintoki, Takasugi finally releases him. Takasugi licks his lips, obviously liking the taste. "I've been waiting forever to do that," he whispers.

"T-Takasugi you bastard…" Gintoki chokes out.

Takasugi smiles, scooting closer to Gintoki. He leans forward trailing his nose along the side of Gintoki's neck. Gintoki shudders. Takasugi starts at the jawline, kissing Gintoki till he hits the base off his neck. That's when he starts rubbing Gintoki's chest.

"S-Stop," Gintoki whispers.

Takasugi chuckles, leaning his head against Gintoki's chest, "Why should I?" He whispers.

"Because this is disgusting!" Gintoki growls.

Takasugi sets his jaw, not liking Gintoki's answer. He lifts his head, smashing his lips against Gintoki's again, but this time he brings a hand down, stopping just short of Gintoki's pants line, rubbing there playfully.

"Mph!" Gintoki struggles more than ever as Takasugi's hand goes lower, rubbing the bulge he found there. Gintoki shakes his head, trying to get out of Takasugi's grasp. Takasugi uses his free hand to hold Gintoki's head still.

Gintoki brings his legs up to shake Takasugi off, but Takasugi quickly squeezes the lump hard, making Gintoki groan behind Takasugi's lips.

Takasugi releases Gintoki, smiling. "I've been waiting forever to do this Gintoki," his eyes flash, "So don't ruin it." He leans forward resting his body against Gintoki, his head on his shoulder. Gintoki grits his teeth in disgust. "I never really wanted to kill you," Takasugi whispers.

"I'd rather be dead right now," Gintoki mutters.

Takasugi ignores him, lifting his hand to rub Gintoki's cheek gently. Gintoki turns his head to get away from him.

Takasugi sighs, "Why can't you just admit it, I love you and you love me."

Gintoki scowls, "Who the hell told you that?"

Takasugi smirks, "I've seen it in your eyes, I know you like this."

Gintoki snorts, "That eye of yours is as blind as your other eye if you think that!"

Takasugi laughs, unaffected by Gintoki's words. He smiles, "Then I'll just have to make you love me." He leans forward brushing his nose against Gintoki's before pressing his lips against his. He kisses him softly, with no response from Gintoki, but he is just happy to be kissing his sweet lips.

Takasugi jumps, breaking the kiss when he hears a voice yell his name behind the closed door.

"Takasugi- dono! The captain wants to talk to you for a minute!" Bansai yells.

Takasugi sighs, "I'll be there in a minute!" He yells back. Bansai's footsteps are heard walking away. He looks back at Gintoki, smiling. He kisses Gintoki quickly. Getting up he smiles down at him. "We'll continue this when I get back." He turns opening the door and walking out.

Gintoki sighs, "This is hell," he whispers.

"Oh, fancy meeting you here samurai- san.~"

Gintoki turns his head to the new voice, his eyes widen, "You're…" He averts his eyes, thinking. "Shit… What's your name again?"

The orange haired Yato laughs, eyes bright, "It's Kamui." His eyes search Gintoki up and down, "You look so vulnerable there, samurai- san."

Gintoki's eyes widen as he sees the same eccentric look in Kamui's eyes as he saw in Takasugi's eye.

Kamui walks into the room, closing the door behind him. He grins.

"DAMMIT!" Gintoki screams.


Authors Note: Hey! Haha hope you liked it! :D Especially the ending! ;) Sorry if this story seems rushed, but I finished it really quickly. Well bye!~ ^_^