One day Megaman was bored so he told Light "I want an older brother because Protoman is dying." but Light said "But if I make a robot now, he'll be younger than you!" and Megaman said "Then give him pubes" and so Dr. Light did, and he called him X because he already had a W.
Meanwhile Dr. Wily was looking at this from the top of a banana tree and he felt jealous, so he went back home and ate Mon Cherries to feel better. Then Bass came in and said "Please recycle the Mon Cherrie's wrappers" but Dr. Wily didn't because he is a bad guy so the evil lab became all dirty with wrappers and they needed a cleaning lady. So Wily created a robot girl like Dr. Light's and made the robot just like Roll, but Wily had never seen girl "parts" so he didn't know how to make them and just put boy "parts" on the cleaning lady robot which he called CleaningLadyman. But the name was too big and Wily forgot about it 9 seconds after he named it, so he renamed it Zero because that was the CleaningLadyman's pay check (but now CleaningLadyman is called Zero).
One day Zero went out for a walk and saw X and then he fell in love because even though Zero had boy "parts", he was programmed to be a cleaning lady after all. At that moment they both heard a huge "KABOOM" and rushed over to see Protoman blowing to pieces because of his unstable core, and then Zero had the urge to clean the little pieces from the pavement and so he did and then incinerated them, but because that is not environment friendly, he then used Air-Wick to make the air smell like tulips again.
But X didn't like tulips and was more of a rose person so he got angry at Zero, but then Zero saw a smudge on X's armour and he took him to the lab to clean it. When Zero took the armour off X he noticed he had pubes and he was jealous. "Dr. Wily is a cheap man and did not implant polyester pubes on me" said Zero "That's ok" said X "you can have some of mine. I have too many anyway, they make me itchy and I keep scratching them with my buster by accident." "Wow, can I really have them?" Zero was very happy. He took the pubes X gave him and bleached them and then implanted them on him.
"They look good on you." said X. And then he passionately kissed Zero and then they got married but X cheated on Zero with Splashwoman three days later until he realized he could not cheat on Zero with Splashwoman because she doesn't have girl "parts" either, so he cheated on him with Roll instead but that's gross because they are sort of like brother and sister.
THE END.