Author's note: Okay, I do not own Slayers, it's Mr. Hajime Kanzaka who does (the author of the series. We all love him for bringing Slayers to us. :3) But I'd be gladly been the owner, though I'm not. Sigh...Anyways. Here you got it. The first chapter, so please read it if you do like it. I'd be gladly taking reviews for the story. ;D
Oh, since the previewer never wants to show the document as it is and to not make confusions, then the sentences which are connected to each other are marked with a '(s)'.
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What the Slayers characters never would do nor say
- Chapter one -
Dynast: -sings- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Zelgadis: -sings- All by myself. Don't wanna beee all by myyyself aaanymore!
Xelloss: Ok, fine! I tell you my secrets!
Xelloss: -dramatic pose- I'M WEARING A BRA!
Dynast: I'm a pretty little butterfly, yes indeed I am.
Shabranigodou: LOL!
Filia: Xelloss, take me, take me hard!
Filia: Ooo! Ssssexy! -wink-
Gaav: -sings- i'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexyyy it huurts.
Xelloss: -whines- Don't hit! You're scarying me! .
Dynast: -pokes a fish- D I like fishies.
Shabranigodou: XD
Shabranigodou: I want peace on earth. No fights among peolpe, mazokus or gods. O
Filia: -Let's paaaaartaaaa! XD
Dynast: Strip tease! XD Yay!
Dolphin: Fishes are creepy! -shivers-
Zellas: I'll quit the smoking and the drinking! And I know I will do it! Yay!
Zellas: Oh my... this dress shows too much skin. -blushes- Better take my burka on, yes. 3
Lina: I hate food! It disgusts me!
Zelgadis: I'm hard rock! XD Ha ha! I make myself laugh to death...
Phibrizzo: Why on earth should I be named the Hellmaster. Screw that! From now on I shall be kind and good towards all living creatures. I'll be called the Healmaster. D
Dynast: -sings- I'm so lonely. I'm mister lonely. I have nobody fooor my own. IIIII'm so lonely...
Supreme Elder: Come here Xelloss,old buddy and give me a biiiig bear hug, old chap.
Valgaav: Lina, I'll forgive what you done to my dear master Gaav. It wasn't even your fault. It was no ones fault. :3
Xelloss: The meaning of life is happiness and joy. Lots and Lots of JOY! :D
Dynast: :O GASP! SNOW! That I've never seen before. Ooooo-eeerrrr! It tastes good. -
Filia: I LOVE mazokus. They're sooo cute and kind and sweet and loveable and innocent and...
Filia: -sings- Money makes the world go around, the world go around, the world go around. Money makes the world go around. It makes the world go rooound!
Lei Magnus: XD I love my jokes! Hahaha!
Dynast: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. Hello Squishy, hello Squishy. Dooodooodoododoo! AUCH! bad Squishy! Baad Squishy!
Zelgadis (s): Dude? Dude? Focus, Dude! Dude?
Xelloss (s): Ohhh...
Zelgadis (s): Oh, he lives! Alright! Hi, Dude!
Xelloss (s): What happened?
Zelgadis (s): I saw he whole thing, Dude. First you were ooo, then you were wooow and then you were like ooohh!
Dynast: -sings- Hey, hey hey, Snowflake. My pretty, little, Snowflake.
Phibrizzo: Take the candies and the sweets away! I want vegetables instead!
Dynast: Look! Cute, cute slugs! D I wish I could be a slug as well...
Filia: Let's wear miniskirt! Miniskirts to the people!
Dolphin: Fisherman's friends, strongest there is!
Gaav: -dances the swan lake-
Phibrizzo: I have way too many souls! Can somebody call the "Ghostbusters"?
Xelloss: -sings- I feel good! Dudududududu! I knew if wouldn't!
Dynast: -sings- I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world...
Phibrizzo: NOOOO! I don't have any make-up left!!
Dynast: EEEEEK!! A MOUSE!!
Dolphin: -stands on a boat meanwhile it is moving up and done in the ocean- I'm seasick...
Zelgadis: I'm sssexy!!
Dynast: I like pink.
Dynast: I'm a bunny! Look at me when I'm jumping!
Shabranigodou: -gasps- By Ceiphied's beard...!
Shabranigodou: Shabby is very very haaaapppyyy! -
Shabranigodou (s): -giving orders to his servants- Say boom chica boom!
Dolphin, Zellas, Dolphin, Phibrizzo and Gaav (s): Say boom chica boom!
Shabranigodou (s): Say boom chica waka chica waka chica boom!
Dolphin, Zellas, Dolphin, Phibrizzo and Gaav (s): Say boom chica waka chica waka chica boom!
Shabranigodou (s): Aha!
Dolphin, Zellas, Dolphin, Phibrizzo and Gaav (s): Aha!
Shabranigodou (s): Oh yeah!
Dolphin, Zellas, Dolphin, Phibrizzo and Gaav (s): Oh yeah!
Shabranigodou (s): One more time!
Dolphin, Zellas, Dolphin, Phibrizzo and Gaav (s): One more time!
Shabranigodou (s): A little louder! SAY BOOM CHICA BOOM...
Dynast: I'm sexy, I'm hot, I'm everything, and you're not! :D
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;D That's all for now folks...until next time. Because I am gonna make another chapter. Muahahahaha! I'm evil n.n Me like being evil. Please review if you like it or not and especially if you'd like to have a new chapter coming up. :3