Author note ok dis is mah story an if yu don't lykk it den to badd cuz I lykk it.
I got a editor for mah storys so shes fixin mah mistakes!
Chapter 1
Once upon a time I was born and my name is evangelique clarissa Melanie princess of Canada and I got this lettr 2 go 2 this skool in britian call Hogwarts. An I was lykk ok I wanna go cuz thats where they teach you majik an stuff. An so I got on this big train thingy that went chuggga chuggga an I got to the skool. Then they put this ugly hat thingy on my head and it was lykk HUFELPOOF an so I got put in raven claw wich is a thingy in Hogwarts where they put ppl in houses and thats how you get sorted.
I went to the table of ppl who were also in Griffindoor an this girl said 'hi my name is hermine' and I said 'eww ur ugly and grotty get away I dun wanna catch your germs.' Then she startd to cry and I wuz lykk whatever. Den this boy was lykk 'u r so mean why did u do that' and he was ugly to so I told him de same thingy as that other girl. Cept he didnt cry he jus walk away from me. This made me cry and he ignord me so I cried more. Den dis old guy wuz lykk blibbit hobbergabber flintston or somthing idk I wasn't listening then alluva sudden there was food on my plait. But I was lykk no I dont eat cuz im fat an this other boy was lykk no your not an then I started criiing an I went under the tabel.
Then the boy was lykk I lykk your shoes and I was lykk ew ur gay and den I left an went to bed.
AN: Pleez reveew an I can wriit more l8r.