IM CULLENS
MY SECOND ACCOUNT!THIS IS THE ACCOUNT THAT I WILL BE CONTINUING ON!-POKEY871
Edward-Eddypookinz
Bella-DAKLUTZ
Emmett-Monkeyman
Rosalie-BLONDEY
Alice-PIXIEPRINCESS
Jasper-O.O
Renesmee-badvamp
Jacob-bigbadwolf
Carlisle-doctorlove
Esme-MRS
O.O has logged in DAKLUTZ has logged in BLONDEY has logged in Monkeyman has logged in MRS has logged in doctorlove has logged in Eddypookinz has logged in O.O-Is everyone here? DAKLUTZ-Ya MRS-So what is the plan for Alice's birthday party? O.O-LOTS OF SPARKLY THINGS Eddypookinz-No Emmett we can't give her a squirrel. Monkeyman-SQUIRRELS. aw! Why not? Eddypookinz-Do I really have to take part in this? BLONDEY-NO Eddypookinz has logged off doctorlove-I think we should give her a closet the size of a house MRS-I'll bake her a cake made from blood! DAKLUTZ-I'll decorate... Monkeyman-I'll give her squirrels and Hannah Montana posters! BLONDEY-I'm gonna help BELLA! O.O-You all have nice ideas! Except Emmett. Please do not take part in this AT ALL Emmett. Monkeyman-:*( Monkeyman has logged off DAKLUTZ-Can I burn the present he tries to give her? doctorlove-Yes. You should. MRS- I'm going to get to work now... MRS has logged off BLONDEY-Me too. Bella can do the livingroom and I'll do the ballroom. BLONDEY has logged off DAKLUTZ-fine then . Jasper? O.O-Yes? DAKLUTZ-Can you tell me your suprise for Alice? O.O-Yes doctorlove-FRIED CHICKEN? O.O-No...why did you even guess that? doctorlove-I want some fried chicken... O.O-Then go get some. doctorlove-! O.O-What? doctorlove has logged off O.O-... DAKLUTZ-Will you tell me your plan O.O-No. But it involves stuff. DAKLUTZ-what the hell does that mean? Are you gonna rape her or something? O.O-I don't think it's considered rape if you're together...and no. DAKLUTZ-Whatever... DAKLUTZ has logged off O.O-... bigbadwolf has logged in bigbadwolf-HEY! O.O-What do you want shmelly asshole? bigbadwolf-your virginity O.O-...Alice already took that... bigbadwolf-damn. Can I steal it from her? O.O-You mean rape her? bigbadwolf-Yeah! Thanks! Bye! bigbadwolf has logged off O.O-Damn it! Fucking bastard! badvamp has logged in O.O-Oh hi Nessie! badvamp-Hey. Where do potatoes come from? O.O-Why do you want to know? badvamp-Em says that you fuck a rhinocerous and a potato magically appears. O.O-you shouldn't be using that word Ness badvamp-So? O.O-Well it's not a good word for kids your age badvamp-and? O.O-your not allowed to use it... badvamp-ok SO? O.O-... badvamp-Will you just answer my question before I shit in your cereal? O.O-You shouldn't use that word either and I don't even eat cereal... badvamp-WELL I'LL MAKE YOU! O.O-What's gotten into you? Eddypookinz has logged in Eddypookinz-Time for hunting Nessie! badvamp-Ok daddy I'll be right there after i say goodnight to Uncle Jasper! Eddypookinz-That's my girl! Hurry up now okay? badvamp-Okay daddy! Eddypookinz has logged off O.O-It's not even nighttime... badvamp-Shut the hell up and answer me! O.O-...plants under the ground...did Emmett teach you those words? badvamp-Yeah he did. Bye asshole! badvamp has logged off PIXIEPRINCESS has logged in O.O-... PIXIEPRINCESS-What? O.O-What's gotten into Nessie? PIXIEPRINCESS-What do you mean? O.O-She cusses alot now... PIXIEPRINCESS-What are you talking about? No she doesn't... O.O-But she... PIXIEPRINCESS-Your playing a joke on me aren't you? O.O-No. Renesmee logged in and started cussing at me. PIXIEPRINCESS-You are playing a joke! Renesmee would never do that. O.O-...fine...I am. What do you want anyway? PIXIEPRINCESS-Everyone's going hunting except for Bella and we want you to watch her. O.O-Damn! Not again! I thought it was Ed's turn! PIXIEPRINCESS-JAZZ! Just do it and I'll give you something special when i get back! O.O-Fine. But watch out for Jacob. PIXIEPRINCESS-Ok... PIXIEPRINCESS has logged off O.O has logged off