"Hey Link?"
"Yes Tetra."
" Have you ever wondered?"
" Wondered what?"
"About life"
"What about life?"
" Like how the universe began?"
"I don't know I though it just popped up."
"Link be serious."
"Okay okay, well honestly no."
"How about what the future holds?"
" Well I know that I'm gonna be a master swordsman"
"What else?"
"I really don't know, "
"Oh Link your such a boy."
"What do you mean?"
" What about your love life?"
"What about it?"
"Aren't you gonna get married?"
" Belch."
" Oh come on what happens when you find your soul mate?"
"You know Tetra you are such a romantic."
" Thank you."
" That's not a complement."
"I'll take it as one."
"Girls."
"Boys."
"Anyway don't think you can't get away from the subject."
"Can't we talk about something else, you know that yester-"
"Oh no you don't Linky boy."
"Fine, but my love life is not very interesting so I don't think I have a soul mate."
" So Link have you ever kissed a girl?"
"Um, no. Have you"
"Hey don't turn this on me!"
"Well have you?"
"No;"
"Aw poor Tetra's never been kissed."
"You haven't either."
"Oh ya."
"So we both are pathetic teenagers who haven't been kissed."
"I guess so."
"Wait, we still have a way to redeem ourselves."
"How?"
"What do you think Einstein."?
"Oh. WAIT NO!"
"Oh come on Link."
"Please."
"Oh fine but this is just between friends."
"Thanks Link."
~ Tetra winked ~
"You totally owe me big time."
"I know."
"So what do we do?"
" Um just lean in and kiss."
"Um why doesn't that sound right?"
"Just do it like in Romeo and Juliet."
"You know that they both committed suicide in that play."
" Okay bad choice."
"Lets just try and get this over with."
"Okay you ready?'
"As ready as I'll ever be."
~They leaned in and kissed~
"So Link. what did you think?"
"Um, it was interesting."
"Boys."
"Girls"