A/N: One-shot probably. My 1st Story! Please only constructive criticism!

Disclaimer: I do not own Rise of the Guardians

The Four Guardians stood around the glimmering blue crystal at the North Pole. Their faces were serious and shocked as more lights flickered out from the large globe. Even Sandy wasn't sparkling. As Manny the Moon slowly appeared in the mysterious crystal North finally spoke up.

"Manny, Pitch and his Nightmares have returned! I'm terribly afraid the Dark Age may happen all over again!"

"I can't even safely collect a tooth without being overwhelmed by the Nightmares even with the help of North, Bunny, and Sandy!" Tooth said.

All of the other Guardians nodded solemnly.

"Manny what ever shall we do!" North asked.

"Guardians you should..."

...have s*x

A/N: YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED ^_^

Not meant to be taken seriously! This is not Cannon I repeat is not Cannon!