[Neither of us own HxH. If we did, there'd most likely be a lot more female protagonist and we'd be rich, not writing fanfiction. We'd also probably be rich Asians, but we're not.]

This is supposed to be a collaboration between Queechi and Justanimefanfics, including characters from the fanfics Hunter x Kune and Hunter x Hime. Just consider it a little side story with our crazy OCs.

Cast

Hunter x Kune's Kune Kagashi - A raven haired teenage boy who is one of three known survivors of the very cliche Dorobō Guild massacre. His prefered fighting style revolves around feints. He also enjoys long romantic walks on the beach, and is a self proclaimed "Ladies Man." (Disclaimer: Woman Beware!)

Hunter x Kune's Takumi Takai - A blonde teenage boy who is one of three known survivors of the very cliche Dorobō Guild massacre. He rocks double katanas and emits concussion blasts using his Nen. Other than bothering Kune, he enjoys cooking. That unfortunately doesn't mean he is a good chef.

Hunter x Hime's Himeko Inoue - A crazy teen who is full of herself and likes to insult people inside her head in order to make herself feel better when she is in fact no better. Is in a one sided relationship with Kurapika, where she of course is the one and only side. Is also chasing after her older brother, who in turn is trying to get the fuck away from her.

Summary - What if Himeko Inoue, Kune Kagashi and Takumi Takai all ended up getting lost in the same place? You'll end up with three times the trouble! Collab crack fic between Queechi and Justanimefanfics.

Chapter 1

"Hey Taku, do you even know where we're going?" The eighteen year old huffed, wiping the sweat off his forehead. He looked up at his blonde companion who seemed to be confidently leading the way up the long set of stairs.

"Kune, relax," he replied in a much calmer and composed tone, "we're going to retrieve our client's package, remember? You were the one to accept the contract, remember?"

"Right…" Kune started off, "but do you know where we're picking the package up?"

"I thought you knew!" Takumi exclaimed, now that he realized that both of them had just been aimlessly wandering around the area.

Kune could only facepalm at his response. "I was following you the whole time…"

The two teens suddenly stopped where they were and started looking around the area. They had been walking up a set of stone stairs leading up a mountain to the town that Takumi had thought they were supposed to go for the package.

Looking up at the sky, Kune estimated that they had about seven hours of light based off of the position of the sun. After a back and forth debate, the duo had decided that the best course of action was to continue their trek to the village in hopes of getting directions. That, and Takumi needed new pants, apparently the berries that he had been eating stained easily. White pants and red berry stains just don't go together. Kune even pointed out that it looked like a girl on her time of the month, but then again a girl wouldn't be stupid enough to wear anything white when they were on it, which in turn only made the situation a whole lot funnier.

As they continued walking, they noticed that the number of trees on the mountain side were decreasing, and in their place rocks and large boulders started littering the ground. In other words, they found themselves in the middle of no where. Before long, the duo made it to the small town, completely obscured by the mountains. The town looked suspicious to say least, exactly the type of place where there client would carry out their so called 'business.' But in Kune's line of work, the shadier characters always payed more, so hiking up to a town like this wasn't out of the ordinary.

"Taku you might have actually brought us to the right place," Kune praised Takumi.

"Have you ever doubted me?" Takumi asked, grinning proudly before thinking about it further. "Actually don't answer that on second thought!"

"Alright so we gotta get directions, go ask that old dude smoking weed over by the alley," Kune suggested, nudging his beloved blonde forward.

"No way am I risking getting kidnapped," Takumi started to complain, "if either of us is getting hauled away in a pedovan, it's definitely you!"

"Fine be like that!" Kune groaned in annoyance, now that he had to do everything by himself. 'Since Taku is gonna be a pussy, I gotta find someone who seems a bit safer…' he thought to himself looking around the area, only to spot another person to ask for directions. "Hey Taku, why not ask that chick over there? Who knows, play your cards right and get her number while you are at it!" By now Kune was grinning cheekily, watching his friend go red in embarrassment.

"Hey Mr. Slick, why don't you ask her," Takumi retorted trying his best to cover his red ears, "we all know how much of a ladies man you are."

"Fine, one more girl for me!" With that, Kune shrugged and walked up to the petite girl with shoulder length, black hair whose deep blue eyes were too busy scanning through her strange, beetle shaped phone. "Excuse me miss, um, do you know where 8 Ayashiihito is?"

'That son of a bitch still hasn't paid me yet!' She cursed, checking through her online banking app. She was on the way back home after completing a mission and was promised to be paid after she left. 'So I basically spent a whole day counting a bunch of fucking flowers on a fucking field and didn't even get paid in the end? Fuck Haru for even sending me on this stupid mission! 'Consider it a bio field trip' he says, as if I'll learn anything by doing some shitty plant sampling!'

Being stuck deep in her thoughts and cursing at a handful of people in the meantime, she didn't even pay attention to the poor lad that went up to her to ask for directions. But he didn't give up and tried again, not wanting to be the one being ignored. "Um, excuse me?"

The girl stopped walking all of the sudden, "That's it!" She exclaimed all of the sudden, startling Kune in the process. "I can just go back and demand the money."

"Um, hello?"

"No, that's just a waste of my time and money. Who does he even think he is making me travel back and forth?" She asked herself out loud. "I'll just wait and call him. If he still doesn't pay me then I'll just sue the bastard. That'll teach him not to mess with me!"

After determinedly nodding to herself, she started walking off again completely ignoring the presence of the raven haired boy who was just trying to get directions from her. Standing there looking defeated, his companion lightly patted his shoulder to snap him out of it, "Way to go casanova, that chick didn't even acknowledge your presence!"

"Taku, is there something wrong with my hair today?" He asked, wondering what could be wrong with him to be completely ignored like that. "Or is it my breath? I'm not even sweating that much so I'm sure that I don't stink."

Takumi shook his head in response, "Nope, you look just as miserable as you look any other day."

"Then how could she just walk past me like that? I mean, look at me!"

"I am, and I think I can tell why she walked away from you…" Takumi commented. "Maybe you just weren't her type you know."

"Everyone loves me, why not her?" Kune questioned out of frustration.

"Maybe you should try and approach her differently, she's not that far from here."

The pair looked ahead at the girl walking away, minding her own business and still not noticing that there were two lost souls trying to ask her for directions. But when they looked at her closer, she didn't really seem like she knew where she was going either. She was looking around the area, trying to figure out the way back too.

"Or maybe we should just ask someone else…" Takumi pointed out, noticing how she looked just as lost as them.

"In that case, go and ask that geezer from earlier!" Kune scornfully suggested.

"Hell no!"

"I asked the chick, so you ask the geezer!"

"Let me correct you. You failed to ask the chick, so technically you haven't really done shit either."

Meanwhile, the girl who was quite a decent distance away from the pair thought of a good way to get her hard earned money and was trying to find a way to the nearest train station. But then, her sharp ears were able to hear bickering in the background. She turned around, and saw what looked like two little boys, one with messy black hair and the other with blonde hair arguing in the middle of no where.

'Seriously, talk about bad parenting. Are those kids lost?' She wondered. 'It's usually not my business, but they are still kids so maybe I should warn them to stay away from this area.' She cleared her throat before shouting, "Hey, you two little boys!"

Hearing the voice of a girl, the two stopped arguing for the moment and turned their attention to where it came from. They saw the young girl standing in the distance, waving at them.

"This area isn't safe for little kids!" She yelled at the top of her voice. "Go back home where it's safe and make sure to stay out of trouble!"

Hearing this, the pair looked at each other in confusion. From where she was standing, they actually did look a lot smaller but in reality they were a lot taller than her. Most probably older than her by two years too, so they didn't really get what the hell she was on about.

"Did she just call us little boys?" Takumi asked, raising his brow in slight annoyance.

Kune nodded in surprise, "Yeah…"

"Don't just stand there!" She continued to lecture them. "Be good boys and help your moms with chores and make sure not to accept any candies from strangers!"

"This chick needs a reality check…" Takumi said, making Kune nod in agreement. They continued to watch her proudly nod to herself before turning around and continuing to walk off.

'I did a great job!' She praised herself, while mentally giving herself a pat on the back. 'And here I thought I was bad with kids, I'm great with them. A good role model too. Not to mention a really pretty one. Right, now I just have to find the train station and take the train to the airport. I better let the boys at the dojo know!'

Takumi started ruffling the other teen's hair after letting out a small chuckle, "So close Kune, that chick's into you," he continued teasing "as a babysitter maybe."

An exasperated sigh left Kune's lips, "Grow up. She thought you were a kid too. You're just pissed because you're on your man period!"

Takumi responded by giving his comrade the finger. 'This is gonna make him so mad...' Takumi thought as his lips curved upwards into a mischievous smile. "Are you going there? Do you remember what happened on that night with the chocolate pudding and the wall?"

"What?! I thought that was history, that happened like a year ago! Don't you dare bring that up, that is uncalled for," Kune nagged.

"Well then if you don't want everyone to know, I suggest you shut up and ask that nice pot head over there for some directions," Takumi blackmailed, holding Kune's phone up in front of him.

"You blondes can be so mean at times…" Kune muttered under his breath heading towards the man in the alley, reconsidering his choice of friends.

After a good five minutes, Kune was finally able to get directions, which unsurprisingly is the same place the man had gone to get his drugs. And not the scanty over the counter meds, "the real stuff" as the man put it. After almost being pressured into buying a pound of meth, Kune was able to escape the grasp of the overweight stoner and return to his 'trusty pal.'

Takumi sat there on a nearby wooden bench, laughing his ass off as Kune uncomfortably waddled back to his friend. "I feel like I was mentally raped," Kune whispered.

"Cool, did you get the location?"

"Let's just get out of here, it's getting late and I don't want to be near that guy anymore. Let's just go to a Motel or an Inn or something, I'll tell you there." Kune suggested.

Takumi let out a sigh of annoyance, "Fine, but you're paying!"

The pair of boys moved through the village, trying to find someone less suspicious looking so they could ask where they can find a decent place to stay in overnight. After Takumi continued to blackmail Kune into asking for directions, they came across a couple of very dodgy looking inns until they finally found one that looked half as bad as all the others. The two looked up at the large wooden board, with the name of the inn.

'The Inn' it said. Certainly the most unoriginal name for an inn they've ever come across. Not just that, there were a couple of letters on the board about to fall off, swaying side to side whenever the wind blew.

While Kune was ready to enter the and get the two of them a room, Takumi just wanted to get as far away as possible. Ever seen those horror movies with those old, vintage looking buildings hiding some sort of dark secret? Well Takumi just had a gut feeling that this inn was one of those. The old name board, half broken stairs, smashed windows and uninhabited area they were in just proved his theory right. The sudden downpour of rain and crashing lightning just had to be the cherry on top.

"You know, spending the night at that place with the mad scientist looking guy carrying around a butter knife doesn't sound that bad anymore…"

Looking at the current state of his partner, Kune couldn't help but let out a loud sigh. It made him question why he hung out with this good for nothing fellow in the first place. "Stop being such a wuss and come. Or you can gladly stay out here in the rain and either get struck by lightning or get eaten by a pack of hungry wolves. Your choice!"

Takumi watched his companion mercilessly walk up the set of creaking, wooden stairs without looking back at him. Once Kune entered the inn, he was left all alone getting wet in the rain and took a moment to stare at the building in front of him until he ran inside startled by the striking lightning.

Once inside, his eyes wandered around the abandoned lounge area, with an old, grandfather clock in one corner of the room, oil paintings of famous historical people whose eyes watched his every move, a set of dusty sofas along with a half broken coffee table with dead flowers in a vase in the centre of the room and Kune impatiently waiting for him at the front desk. He decided to walk over to him.

The inn owner was a tall, skinny old man with hardly any hair on his head. He was dressed in all black. His soulless black eyes were on the boys, waiting for them to request a room. They noticed his sickly pale face, with hollow cheeks and came to a conclusion. He was either half dead or has been on a strict one meal a month diet.

"A room for two," Kune requested. The man nodded silently and turned to the wall to pick up one of the very few remaining keys before passing it to him. He then opened the guest book and pointed at room number 666, wanting them to sign underneath. Kune took the initiative to sign first, while Takumi half heartedly signed next to Kune's name. Once they were done, the man closed the book and started staring off into space, at one of the paintings that was looking straight back at him. "Thanks man!"

Kune walked towards the stairs with their room key in his hand while Takumi followed trying to avoid looking at the paintings for too long. "Is it too late to go back to the mad scientist. I'm sure he was just after one of our kidneys, we'll come out alive in that case. This guy is definitely after our soul!"

"Calm the fuck down, you call yourself a Hunter? What Hunter is afraid of the Boogie Man?" Kune questioned.

"I'm a Contract Hunter, not a fucking Ghost Hunter!" Takumi protested.

"How about we go take a bath first and explore the area afterwards? We can come back when it's time for bed."

"What an ingenious idea! Didn't think you could come up with such suggestions."

"The paintings will haunt you tonight if you don't stop being so cocky," Kune warned.

"Oh hell no!"

Reaching their room, they opened door number 666 to find a decently sized room with two single beds and an old dresser. The boys entered before throwing all their belongings into one corner and proceeded to make themselves comfortable. Takumi was the first to take a shower, making sure to check whether Kune was still outside the door guarding him now and then. Kune however could only get five minutes in the shower due to Takumi's constant whining and begging. When they were done and both dressed, they left their room with their essentials and locked the room before heading back downstairs to the front desk. But when they reached the lounging area, they saw a familiar face at the front desk doing a range of strange hand signs.

"Isn't that…" Kune started off.

"Yeah," Takumi nodded, "and look, she is playing charades with the half dead dude."

'I doubt it…'

"So, let me start over. I need a place to stay overnight because I missed my train and it just started raining all of the sudden. It's just for tonight, so I don't mind how small the room is. I'll adjust!" They heard her say to the man. The man however just shook his head, pointing at the now empty key display.

"Come on, I'll offer you 500 jenny!" She tried to persuade him. "It's a pretty good deal if you ask me!"

"Hey, isn't 500 jenny a bit too cheap?" Takumi whispered over to Kune. (That's around 5 USD by the way)

The man however shook his head in response once again.

'Damn it, I guess I have to resort to my old tricks!' The girl thought, devising her next plan. "Oh come on, are you really going to let a beautiful girl such as myself stay out in the cold. What am I going to do if a big, bad man approaches me while I'm helplessly sitting in the middle of no where? I'm too precious to die so young!" She tried persuading him now using a slightly higher pitched, pouty voice.

A mischievous smile appeared on Kune's face watching the scene in front of him, "I've got an idea on how I can pay her back for earlier."

"Oh yeah?" Takumi asked curiously. "What is it?"

"You see, no woman resists my charms," he smirked confidently. "Girls totally dig the kind of guys that go on and sacrifice their well being for them. So if I walk up to her, offer her to stay in our room so she can stay out of the rain and offer her your bed while you sleep on the floor, she's totally going to be into me. I can imagine her saying something like 'Ohh ma gawd, Kune you are so awesome, how could I have just ignored you like that!' and baam, I'm back in business bitches!"

Takumi slowly backed away, noticing an evil aura surrounding his friend. "Dude, you are drooling…"

After completely ignoring Takumi's remark, Kune stepped forth wanting to carry out his mission and earning back his so called pride. However, he stopped once he saw a slightly obese, middle aged woman walk out of the room behind the desk, standing right next to the man.

"Oh, dear. Look at you poor thing," she awed at the sight of the little girl. The girl just returned her brightest and probably most fake smile. She decided to use this opportunity.

"I've missed my train and I can't get home until tomorrow. Can you please let me stay here for tonight?" She pleaded in a quiet and innocent tone.

"Of course, why wouldn't we?" She asked before looking at her half dead man standing beside her. "Right, dear?"

"Dear? They are married?" Takumi asked Kune.

"I think the wife just eats the husbands portions of food along with her own," Kune tried to come up with the sanest conclusion to why they looked so different in 'size'.

Hearing his wife's voice, the man frantically nodded his head before the woman reached for a drawer and took out a spare, rusty key. She passed the key over to the girl, "Here you go sweetie, we always have a spare room for sweet little girls like you. Since my husband caused such a ruckus, I'll let you stay for free!"

When the word 'free' reached the girls ears, her eyes instantly darted up and started to sparkle. 'Ah, what a lovely word!' She thought. "Thank you very much. I'll try not to cause too much trouble!"

"Of course you won't," the woman smiled back at her. "Have a nice stay then."

"Thank you once again." The girl said, looking at the key in her hand. The man opened up the book and flicked right to the back of the book and pointed at room number 616, wanting her to sign there. She did as she was told and walked confidently walked off with a smug grin plastered on her face. 'Looks like Himeko Inoue still has it in her!'

'No way...that old woman just killed my chance of sharing a room with that babe! Oh well, we are staying in the same inn...' Soon a sly smile grew on the teen's face, his mind riddled with wicked thoughts.

"Uhh, Kune? Kune? KUNE!" Takumi shouted, trying to snap his buddy out of his perverted thoughts.

"What? What is this important that you just have to interrupt my thoughts?" Kune asked, clearly annoyed at his friend's efforts.

"That girl that you were drooling over. You know, the one that completely ignored you earlier? Yeah, she is kinda walking away. Your nose is kind of bleeding too. And that's not all. The inn keeper over there? The one right behind you, isn't too happy about you making a mess all over the desk."

Hearing this, Kune turned around to face the creepy geezer. Wiping his chin of the excess saliva, Kune apologised to the man and started walking up the stairs, forcing Takumi along with him. As Takumi was half dragged up stairs, his eyes were once again blessed to be able to look into the eyes of a most likely dead farmer, holding up a pitchfork with an evil smile cast upon his face. The eyes of the man in the picture seemed to be glowing green for just that moment.

"Kune…"

"It's just a painting Taku," Kune tried calming his friend down.

"Yes, a painting that's out to kill me!"

Kune suddenly dropped Takumi after getting what seemed to him like a genius idea and ran up the stairs, unlocking their door, room 666, and slammed it shut, locking Takumi out. He then barricaded the door with Takumi's bed, Takumi's belongings, Takumi's dresser, and Takumi's lamp.

"I'm going to kick the door in!" Takumi screamed, banging on the thin piece of wood on hinges.

"You do that and you're paying the fee for getting it repaired!" Kune yelled back.

"I DON'T CARE, JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR NOW!" Takumi shrieked.

"Dumbass!" Kune bellowed, "If you do that, then the skeletons will be able to get into our room and kill you easier!" After hearing this Takumi stopped his banging and girly screaming, only to slide down on the floor. "Good, I'll let you in only after you promise not to get scared of all this dumb shit. And if you do get scared, you gotta delete that photo of me and the chocolate pudding, okay?"

"Fine I promise," Taku said with a sigh. After Kune un-blocked the door, Takumi was let into the room.

"You know you had your own key, right?"

"MOTHER FUC-"

Meanwhile in room 616…

Himeko was laying down in her bed tossing and turning. Not being able to get a wink of sleep, she looked around the rundown room, with the cream coloured wallpapers with strange red dots peeling right off the walls and then at the unusable dresser with only one draw. Now she understood why the room was free. Not only did her room suck, but her neighbours staying a few rooms beside hers sucked just as bad. 'I swear to God, if I hear those fuckers yell one more time I'm gonna shove this god damn pillow down both of their throats...'

"MOTHER FUCKER!"

'Son of a bitch, you're really going to make me do this?' Himeko thought, getting up from her bed, not caring that she was just wearing an oversized t-shirt and short pj shorts. Bringing both of her pillows with her, she swung her door open causing them to emit a high pitched shriek and charged straight for the source of the howling.

It didn't take Himeko very long to pinpoint the origin of the screaming. Between the marks on the door and the familiar voices behind the door itself, it wouldn't take a detective to solve this mystery. She proceeded by banging her fist against the door and screaming the most profound obscenities.

She heard whispering from behind the door. "Who is it?" asked a voice in a sing songy tone.

"Room service," she answered.

"We didn't order anything" replied the same voice. "Hey Kune look who it is? Right through the peep hole, it's that girl! You know the one you drooled over twice today."

"Really? Open the door!"

"Why, so you can get ignored again?"

"Takumi open the door up this instant!"

Himeko let out a sigh, 'Fucking morons completely forgot that I'm still standing right here. I kinda feel sorry for them after seeing how stupid they are...'

"Taku she's still there, open the door, she wants to see me!" Kune wailed. Soon after, crashing sounds could be heard from inside their room and in a matter of seconds the door was opened, revealing Kune who was leaning against a wall, trying to look cool. Kune opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by the flickering of lights, followed by total darkness.

"Uhhh, Kune? Did your awkwardness just cause a power outage?"

"Shut the fuck up!" Kune replied. "Besides, is that girl still here?"

"I'm still here…" Himeko answered, hoping they'd realise that she could hear every single word of their conversation.

"Great!" Kune beamed. "Okay Taku, I'm going to count until three and once I'm done, use the flashlight app on your phone to shine some light on me."

While he was counting, Takumi and Himeko could hear occasional tripping noises telling them that Kune was moving around the room and getting into his previous pose, believing that the spotlight on him would make him look even cooler. "Three!"

But the instant he shone the light on him, Himeko dropped the pillows in her hands and ran straight out of the room with a loud scream. Takumi soon followed her, dropping his phone on the floor, screaming at the same pitch as her. Kune tilted his head in confusion, wondering why they would run out at the sight of his beautiful face before picking up Takumi's phone and checking the room, only to find an unexpected visitor standing right behind him.

Kune just flashed a nervous grin, "... hey, how you doing?"