A/N: Hi, this is my first story in the Zootopia archive and I just gotta say I thought the movie would suck then I watched it and I adored it, I also adore Nick and Judy and their friendship. I also hard core ship them but right now I'm posting a quick friendship crack fic.
I got this idea from The Big Bang Theory, a little scene between Penny and Sheldon that I thought was adorably funny.
Anyways: Please enjoy and review.
Disclaimer: You know what it means.
Divorce:
Judy and Nick were reading through their post case files they brought over to Judy's apartment to look over for the night since they ran out of time at work, a look of utter boredom on their furry faces. Judy laid at the top of her bed with her pillow cushioned behind her while Nick sat at the end leaning against the wall.
"Field work is way more fun than this. I'd rather be a meter maid than endure this torture. They should have a whole separate team of post case file workers and leave the field up to us." Nick said while yawing.
"Har, har- you wouldn't wanna be a meter maid (trust me). Besides as cops we were their first hand so it's our job to fill out the case files." Nick looked through another folder.
"Ugh! So much reading to get done."
"Yeah well… you know this is kinda nice." Judy said.
"You clearly love your job more than me." Nick muttered.
"No not that. I mean, you reading, me reading- we're like an old married couple." Judy teased. Nick smirked,
"If we were an old married couple the wife would be serving hot chocolate and blueberry scones."
"Hah. I don't even have any of those things." Said Judy. Nick was silent for a moment.
"… A good wife would go to the store." Judy tried to stifle a snicker.
"I want a divorce." She said. Nick smiled.
"Good, on your way to see the lawyer make sure you pick up some hot coco and scones." Judy giggled and both laughed lightly at their little friendly role play, that was until…
"Judy are you and your boyfriend fighting!?"
"Do ya need us to rough him up!?" They both smacked their paws against Judy's wall and shouted in unison,
"We're not dating!"
A/N: Hope you enjoyed, please review!
Sincerely,
*SS8*