Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own bleach. Tite Kubo does. If I did, quite a few people would not exsist. I merely write fanfictions. AND CRACKFICS
Byakuya walked into the room where Renji was enjoying a simple bowl of cereal.
"What are you doing Renji?"
"What? Can't a guy enjoy some breakfast around here? Damn..."
"Where did you get that?"
"Does it matter?"
"Yes."
"I got it when I was in Heco Mundo"
"From whom"
"FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO EAT BREAKFAST IN PEACE AROUND HERE?!?!?"
He got up to leave when the box caught Byakuya's eye. He flash-stepped over and snatched up the box to see none other than Nnoitora Jiruga, quinta (a/n; HA, I JUS GAVE U A FEMININE RANK, TAKE THAT) espada, grinning up at him from the cardboard box. His spoon-like hood shining. Byakuya hastily threw the box down and pointed a long finger at it.
"Hado 4, Baku Rai." A flash of white lightning incinerated the smiling Nnoitora. As Byakuya glanced up, he was surprised to see that Renji was almost in tears.
"You... You killed my cereal tachio... But… but why?" he sniffled and walked out of the room, leaving Byakuya alone and quite surprised. Was Abarai seriously crying over that? He stared thoughtfully at the black smudge on the floor. Quickly regaining composure, he walked out of the room, sensing a disturbance in the force.
"My sister senses are tingling... ABARAI, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM RUKIA"