Caddy
Gullible, but Beautiful
Cadmium Gold, my eldest sister, is probably the prettiest person I have ever seen. She has long blonde hair that has little flecks of gold that show in the sun. She is tall with long legs and just the right amount of curves (says Michael).
Caddy is also the nicest person I know. She is never mean to anyone (well, if you don't count Michael. It was very mean of her to dump him, but then she made it all better when she married him in the end. So.) Caddy is nice everyone and everything. Whenever she finds a spider in the house, instead of smashing it (which I always do) she scoops it up gently in a scrap of paper and brings it out to the garden where she places it gently on the ground saying, "There, there darling. You'll be safe out here."
Caddy can also be very gullible, like the time she (quite accidentally) hit a squirrel during her driving lesson and Michael promised her it went to heaven. And she believed him. Even I know that there is no such thing as Squirrel Heaven. (But don't tell that to Caddy.)
Caddy can also be a bit forgetful and absentminded (not unlike Mummy). That is why she keeps an address book filled with all the names of every boyfriend she has ever had (except for Michael. He is one thing Caddy will never forget). When Michael first asked Caddy to marry him, Caddy kept losing her ring. ("That would not happen if you kept on," said darling Michael). But poor Caddy was so afraid of cooking and babies that she would not keep it on and I was so afraid that she would give it back to Michael. So I burgled it. I stole Caddy's platinum banded diamond ring (I do not recommend doing this. It does not work.)
So after poor Michael was dumped, he left on a motorbike trip with his friend Luke all across Europe. And Caddy decided that Not-So-Darling Alex was The Real Thing. But I knew that he was not so I had to crash their wedding (which is something else I do not recommend doing, although that one worked.)
Now Caddy and Michael are married and they have a little boy named Buttercup. And everyone is happy. (Especially Caddy because Michael does the cooking)