Rules for the Avengers

1) No making fun of Tony's lotion.

2) Stop making fun of the things Thor wears.

3) Captain America needs to stop stealing everyone's lines.

4) Bruce, keep your radioactive drinks to yourself.

5) EVERYONE, STOP LEAVING FANFICTION ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

6) Stop adjusting the thermostat, Loki.

7) No yelling "IT'S HAMMER TIME" whenever Thor summons Mjolnir.

8) Stop making sex jokes about Thor and Mjolnir.

9) Loki needs to stop putting Steve in the freezer when he's asleep.

10) Don't put Loki's scepter in bed next to him, and when he wakes up, don't say "What a strange night."

11) Bruce needs to stop sneaking up behind people and yelling "HULK SMASH"

12) Don't grope Tony's arc reactor. Even if he likes it.

13) Stop trolling Clint by saying he's blind.

14) Quit making ginger jokes to Natasha.

15) Don't force Loki (or Thor, or anybody) to do the hair flip.

16) Stop taking Steve's sheild and yelling "I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA AND I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY FRISBEE"

17) No using Steve's sheild as a frisbee, or plate, or anything that it's not!

18) Quit making Frost Giant cracks around Loki.

19) Bruce needs to stop playing rage inducing games.

20) For frick's sake, stop assuming Steve has sex with his shield!

21) Tony, never steal Director Fury's eyepatch again.

22) No more blasting Katy Perry all day long. TONY.

23) Stop googling yourself, Tony.

24) Don't take pictures of Thor while he's sleeping, we all know he sleeps with his hammer.

25) Loki, stop putting on sexy clothes and going out in public.

26) Tony, no tying Steve up in the basement and forcing him to watch the entire two seasons of My Little Pony.

27) Don't pretend to cut Bruce's hair as a "prank"

28) Stop calling the bifrost the "bisexualfrost"

29) Tony, quit humping all the lab equipment.

30) No putting hair dye in Natasha's shampoo.

31) Stop forgetting Clint.

32) When he's in his Frost Giant form, stop asking Loki if he's high.

33) Everyone needs to stop ripping off their clothes whenever Bruce walks in.

34) Never call Loki an "Ice-Hole"

35) Bruce, quit hitting everything when you're having a bad day.

36) Don't make up parodies of songs for the different Avengers.

37) NO MORE 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN.

38) Same thing goes for truth or dare.

39) "YOLO" is not a valid excuse for anything.

40) Bruce needs to quit shooting people with a paintball gun.

41) Never scare any Avenger if they fall asleep on the couch.

42) Stop messing with Mjolnir.

43) Don't call Loki an "Avatar"

44) No making Hulk jokes.

45) Tony needs to stop saying "that's what she said" during meetings.

46) Stop calling Loki a bitch, even if he is one.

47) Quit comparing the Avengers to the Mane Six from MLP:FIM.

48) Don't make fun of Steve when he tries to use the computer.

49) No playing "Slender" before bed.

50) And for frick's sake, stop writing sexual notes and putting them in each Avengers' room. TONY!