"Oh, yeah. Noro lim, noro lim, baby!" whinnied Asfaloth.
"Um, Arwen?" Legolas asked. "About that horse you let me borrow…"
"What's wrong with Merry?" Legolas asked.
"Oh, don't mind him," Pippin explained. "He's just upset that Éowyn called his pony 'Stybba'."
"Here you go, Myrtle," said Bilbo. "It'll be our little secret."
"Bilbo Baggins, what on Arda are you doing—?!" Legolas cried.
"Wanna know why they call me Arod?" asked the horse.
"ADA!" Legolas wailed.
"Legolas, what do your Elf eyes see?" called Aragorn.
"Riders!" Legolas said. "There are a hundred and five of them…and you wouldn't BELIEVE what they're doing to those poor horses—!"
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