HEY PPL! this is something i do instead of a normal journal. My 'rent are divorced so i spend 4 days at one rent's house then 4 at the other. ok? keep that in mind, instead fo a normal journal, i decided to write conversations between me and Gaara. i am always at his house in each entry. So, i dunno...this was just too funny i thought. So read and enjoy!
May 31, 2006
I'm writing in the van now. I didn't think i could get it out of the house! But dad doesn't snoop in my bag anymore, so i was safe. Anyways, i am on chapter 12 of my Gaara story. I should write it on here! Ya, that'd be a good idea!...DAMN IT! DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT! I LEFT IT AT MOMS! AND IM STAYING AT DADS TONIGHT! DAMNIT! screaming of fury pant pant...damnit... i guess ill either have to ask mom to drop it off at dads later on this evening, or drive over there whenever i can, figuring i start my paper route today...i gotta get all my papers done by 6:00pm, so i dont think ill have time to get driven over there myself. So ill ask mom if she can get it over here tonite...i dont think shell be very happy.
In my story, before every chapter i write a small conversation between Gaara and me, same with at the end of the chapters. HEY! i should write conversations on here! YAY!
Gaara: god, why do u have to be so damn cheery?
Me: im not always
Gaara sarcastically: oh really? show me..
Me: easy, all i have to do is act like you
Gaara: bite me.
Me: well its true! u never smile, except when u grin evily or smirk, and those dont even count!
Gaara: heh heh...
Me: see? thats not even a real laugh, more like...uh...i cant remember the word...
Gaara: chuckle?
Me: probably. God, the two young ones in the back seat are driving me up the wall!
Gaara: i actually know how u feel. Temari and Kankarou are a pain in the-
Temari menancingly: watch it...
Kankarou: she'll make you eat some of her cooking laughs
Temari: dont give me any good ideas, doll boy!
Kankarou: EEP! Runs off with Temari hitting him over the head with a spatula
I laugh my head off Theyre actually entertaining!
Gaara: what, and ur two arent?
Me: first of all, they arent mine, and second, the girl is 5 while the other is about 7. Temaris 15 and Kankarou is 14, so...wait...i guess they're not all that different lol
Gaara: there u go with your annoying 'lol' thing again.
Me: lol lol lol lol lol
Gaara: shut up
Me: how about lmao?
Gaara: what does that mean?
Me: laughing my ass off
Gaara: hn...still annoying.
Me: everything i DO is annoying to u isn't it?
pause dont answer that.
Gaara: heh.
Me: ok you know what? you not even worth talking to! all u do is 'hn' at me! at least INGAGE in the conversation! its only two-way!
Gaara: hn
Me: dont make me sing...
Gaara stares at me in horror no...any thing but that!
Me: I dream of rain...i dream of gardens in the desert sand, i wake in pain...i dream of love, as time runs through my hand, I dream of fire...these dreams are tied to a horse that'll never tire, and near the flames...the shadows play in the shape of a man's desire...this desert rose...
Gaara: NO! wait, that actually wasn;t that bad...for once
swats Gaara over the head HEY! i hope that was at least a part compliment!
Gaara: maybe...grins
Me: OH LOOK! U SMILED! HA HA! I KNEW U COULD!
Gaara: that was a grin. u even said it wasnt the same thing..
Me: ive changed my mind. I have had enough laughing contests to figure out whats a smile and whats not, and a GRIN counts!
Gaara pouts
Me: this desert rose..its shadow bears a secret promise...this desert flower...no sweet perfume that would torture me more than this...
Gaara: sigh i have to admit, ur not bad...
Me: thank you mocks bow
Ok, i think this conversation has been long enough..though i really like the song Desert Rose...i could sing it all day...evil looks comes into my eyes
Gaara: DONT! enough is enough!
Me: ha ha, i was only joking.
Gaara: ud better..
Anywhooo, im just gonna listen to me music..
Gaara: me music?
Me: ya, kinda like My music, but i say a me instead.
Gaara: ill ignore the bad grammar...
Im just gonna listen to MY music and do wat i usually do
Gaara: wats that? dare i ask...
Me: dream.
Gaara suspiciously: about wat?
Me: stuff...heehee
Gaara: i dont like that look in ur eyes
Me: what, u like my eyes?
Gaara: i didnt say that..
Me: NOR did u say 'no i dont!' so maybe u do..;)
Gaara: leave me alone... ur evil
Me: hey! so are u!
Temari: AWW they make a cute match! both evil murderers!
Gaara and me: shut up.
Kankarou: hey. as u would say Megan., U DIDNT SAY 'NO I DONT'! so u do.
Me: u guys are a different evil.
Temari: whats kind is that, huh?
Gaara: the annoying kind.
Kaknarou: oooh, now ur finishing each others sentences! BURN!
Me: thats not a burn, idiot.
Temari: well, maybe its not a burn, but i agree.
Gaara: i hate u both
Me: go away.
Temari: we arent leaving u two alone! not with what u could do...smiles slyly at Gaara
Gaara: DESERT COFFIN!
Kankarou screams like a little girl and runs off with Temari
Me: heh heh... nice one.
Gaara: thanks
hears Temari in distance OH! NOW UR BEING ALL NICEY NICEY TO HER! UR NEVER LIKE THAT TO US!
Gaara: i know where u live, and i dont sleep...
silence
Gaara: ha...theyre so easy to scare...
Me: i gotta go, im close to school. See you later!
far off voice of Temari WHAT WILL U TWO BE DOING THEN, HUH?
Me: sigh bye
AFTER SCHOOL
Me: HEYY! IM BACK!
Gaara: Finally! it took u long enough!
Me slyly: what, u were waiting for lil old me?
Gaara: no i wasn't crosses arms and pouts
Me: haha, sry, u look so cute like that!
Gaara: i am not cute
Me: Yes u r!
Gaara: dont toy with me, woman
Temari: WHAT? ur 'toying' with him? geez Megs, i didnt think u had it in u!
Me: ur just jelous that i can do it and he wont kill me and u cant! pokes out tongue
Temari: Shut up...
Me: ANYWHOOO, how was ur day, Panda-chan?
Gaara chokes: d-did u just call me Panda-chan?
I nod yup, cause of the black around ur eyes and ur cuddly and sweet!
Gaara: Cuddly? Sweet!
Kankarou: Hey, Megan, how would U know if he was cuddly, eh?
Me: u sound Canadian, with all that 'eh' crap.
Kankarou: HEY WATCH IT! u shouldnt be talkin! u ARE canadian!
Me: ya but u dont see me saying 'eh' all the time, do ya?
Kankarou: fine...
Me: now leave.
Kankarou: i dont wanna
Me: u sound like my brother! oh god...its gonna be another one of those days...
Gaara glares at Kankarou Go.
Kankarou: FINE! ill leave, i know when im not wanted!walks off with nose in air
Me: hey, i think he finally got the point!
Gaara: ha.
Me: back to my first question..how was ur day?
Gaara: hn...good enough
Me: Aw come on! i need more explination than THAT!
Gaara: im not saying anything more.
Me: U had a bad day...OH! i should sing Bad Day! YA!
Gaara groans
Me: 'cause u had a bad day, u take a one down, u sing a sad song just to turn it around...
Gaara: ok ok, i get the point. U sing OK, but i gotta headache.
Me: from ur sibs?
Gaara stares at me does she know how much she sounds like a Valley girl?
Me: i dont like that look in ur eyes...it wouldnt do much to say they look like ur gonna do somehting evil...cringes
Gaara:grin dont tempt me
Temari: Tempt him to what?
Me: dunno...looks at him fearfully eep.
Temari: ha ha, dont worry, i get that look all the time!
Gaara: yes, u do dont u? glares at her
Temari: er...HAVE A NICE DAY U TWO!scurries off
Me: dont give me that look, or ill start calling u Panda-chan again
Gaara: fine...
Me: now i have something on u.
Kankarou: what have u got on HIM, eh? u maybe...grins slyly
Me: how about i have my foot on ur face, Make up boy? And enough with the eh, ok?
Kankarou: eh eh eh eh eh...
Me: --' ur annoying.
Kankarou: ya, well, Temari and me cant leave u two alone...
Me: and why is that?
Temari: u know...nudge nudge wink
I scream GO AWAY NOW! OR I WILL SERIOUSLY HURT U BOTH! AND I DONT NEED SAND EITHER! I HAVE OTHER WAYS OF INFLICTING PAIN, U KNOW!
both Temari and Kankaou run off, chibi style
Gaara: finally, ok, today was weird...
Me: weird as in how?
Gaara: twenty girls came storming through the door...wanting...
Me: whaaat?
Gaara mumbles
Me: huh?
Gaara: autographs sigh
my eyes twitching h-h-huh? a-a-autographs? G-G-GIRLS?
grabs katana and sledge hammer where r they...y those little b-
Gaara: OK SETTLE DOWN! I didnt give it to them. just so u know, i thru them into next year.
Me: did u just make a joke? heh heh
Gaara shakes his head vigurouslynononono..
Me: u did, didnt u? SABAKU NO GAARA JUST MADE A JOKE! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! RUUUN!
Gaara: i hate u...pouts
Me: u seem to be pouting alot lately, havent u?
Gaara: only when ur around.
Me: ouch
Kankarou: that was a burn, wasnt it?
Me:sigh yes...
Kankarou: BURN!
Gaara: kinda late there.
Kankarou sighs and turns away
Me: sooo, what else happened besides the eye twitches girls incident?
Gaara: nothing else...ate a chocolate cake that Temari made
i gasp u-u-ur still alive?pokes him
Gaara:Hey! yes, its the only thing she can make that she doesnt burn.
hears Kankarous voice in the background BURN!
Temari pokes him Hey! i will make my cassarole! AND UD BETTER EAT IT!
Kankarou screams and runs farther away
Me: rofl, n-nice...hehe heh, hey, y didnt i get any cake?
Gaara: there wasnt n e left.
Me: what! u ate a whole cake by URSELF!
Gaara: ya...so wat? i was hungry
Me: y didnt u save me a piece?
Gaara: cause u were a meanie this morning.
Me:whisperes baby...
Gaara pouts
Me in an annoucers voice: WE are now apporchin POUTSVILLE, population: Gaara
Gaara: bite me
Bites Gaara on hand I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY! U B-
Me: watch it...
I gotta get going, i almost at Cobourg...Talk to y'all L8R! MWAH
Temari: she kiiised u, she kiiissed u...
Me: lady, its a general CYA LATER thing that us NORMAL ppl do on msn and chatting stuff, geez, where have u been, under a rock?
AFTER PAPAER ROUTE
Me:sooooooo...hows it goin?
Gaara: dont u ever stop talking?
Me: y do u say that?
Gaara: this is the longest so-called conversation in the history of journals! it goes on FOREVER!
Me: what, u dont like talking to me?
Gaara: no...
i pout meanie...
Temari: so, u wanna taste my cassarole?
Gaara: u actually made it?
Me: I thought it was just to scare Kankarou!
Temari: nah, i can use lots of other things to scare him
Kankarou's voice in the background like ur face! That would scare ANYONE! EVEN GAARA!
Temari glares at Gaara is this true?
Gaara: hn...maybesmiles slyly
Temari: ARGH! i HATE being surrounded by my brothers!grabs my arm COMEON! were going to go do girl stuff! i need to vent...
Me surprised: oh, ok...cya later Gaara
Gaara:later...
BETIME
Me: i hate having a bed time...i feel like a 6 year old.
Gaara: hm
Me: plus, the Girl thing that Temari made me do wasnt bad.
Gaara stares at me in horror
Me: DONT WORRY! ill still be a tomboy. it was just different from what i usually do.
Gaara: i wasnt worrying, who said i was worrying? Im not worried...
I snort: whatever.
Gaara: hey, only im allowed to do the snort then whatever.
i snort again whatever...oooh see i did it again.
Gaara: ur really annoying.
snort hack cough ugh, i cant do that anymore. i think i swallowed phlem... ha ha on u. that what u get for annoying me.
Me: i do lots of things that annoy u and nothing happenes to me.
Gaara:hn...
I shiver god, its really cold in my house...and my blankets are stone cold...damn it.
Kankuro yells in background y dontcha get in bed with her and keep her warm, eh, eh?
Me: DAMN CANADIAN WANNABE! plus, my beds too small for 2 ppl anyway, smart ass
Kankuro: damn u
Gaara rolls his eyes why...why must they torment me?
Me: hey, they torment me too!
Gaara: u dont live with them
Me: good point
Kankuro: BURN!
Me: say that one more time, doll boy, and ill have ur puppets up ur a-
Gaara: we get the point.
growls i dont think he does...grabs something sharp and runs after Kankuro
Gaara:sighs and shakes head
A little while later...
Gaara: so, have fun?
Me:pant pant oh ya...heh heh. THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING, DOLL BOY!
Kankuro: oww...ur mean...whines in pain
Gaara: god, and ppl say I have anger problems
Me: dont make me come after you..
Temari: ya, cause he'll probably like it!
Kankuro: Oh BU-
Me: do u want me to hurt u again, buddy? Do u LIKE getting hurt? cause ill make ur day..growls
Kankuro: no no, im fine...im just gonna go curl up in a corner and die...
Me: good u do that, one less nuisence
Temari: oh, and whos the other nuisence?
glares at Temariur gonna get the same thing as puppet boy over there did if u dont quit making stupid comments...
Temari: oh no u di-int!
Me: oh yes a di-int!
glaring match
Gaara: oook, thats enough. pushes Temari out and sits me down on random sitting place
Me:puff puff i dont know how u do it...i just dont know how...
Gaara: practice...grins
smiles ya...i dont know what to do about my problems either tho. Urs are older..maybe not as mature..
Temari: I HEARD THAT!
Me: BUT...i cant handle them...theyre just too young to understand the concepts of being annoying and asking u about every little thing they see, like, 'y is there white stuff floating in the air?' and 'How come u have black hair?' and loads of other stuff...that i will explode if they do something like that tomorow.
Gaara: he, ya, hey...shouldnt u be getting to sleep?
Me: no...dont feel like it...not tired.
Gaara: dont take advantage of it.
Me: oops..sry i forgot.
Gaara: doesnt bother me. but u get to sleep, ok?
Me: ya i supose, night.
Gaara: night.
What did ya fink? hm? plz...er, i supose Review and stuff... lol, LATERS!
sand and kisses