IMPORTANT A/N

Hey everyone! Here's a brand new story coming from Kishi~! This story is supposed to be for pure amusement, I'm not even sure if I can call this humor or not. Almost all grammar mistakes and misspells are solely on purpose. PLEASE do NOT take this story seriously, again this is for pure amusement. There is no offense meant in any of the kinds of plotlines/topics/whatever done in this story. This is just various types of plotlines used we find in the Fairy Tail column in some sort of nutshell-ish thing. Simply put, a series of kinds of stories in a very short one shot. Don't like don't read! So now that the message is done, I will now introduce to you readers:
The Nutshell Series [TNSS].
P.S - The nutshell stories are based off of some fanfics that I have read that are of the same plotline/type. Please do not flame for any inaccuracy. Don't flame about the story being offensive either, this story is mainly for amusement.

.-Chapter 1: Lisanna's Back, Lucy Leaves in a Nutshell!-.

"YAYYY LISANNA'S BACK!"

Erza, Gray, and Natsu yell. Lucy sat alone sulking because everyone ignored her due to Lisanna.
Then Natsu Gray and Erza walk up to her coolly, and then say this oh so heartbreaking message with a straight face.

"We want Lisanna in our team so you're booted off durhurr."

Lucy fakes a smile. Then she makes some kind of mental resolve, going to the master's office and cries and goes all boo hoo. Talking to Makarov Lucy goes all

"I want to leave the guild because blablablabla reason blablabla strength blablabla."

And it turns out Lucy's LYING and she's just being a brokenhearted person who wants to run away from everything! Lucy is mainly heartbroken by the love interest... Natsu because almost all of these kind of stories are Nalu. She leaves the guild to train. She meets some epic person / dragon / thing and trains with him / her / it. _ Years later she goes back to guild under the name of some weird "cool" sounding name. Let's go with Mizuki Star, and she uses some kinda epic elemental slayer magic that is totally overpowered and can whoop anyone's butt. So "Mizuki Star" goes back to the guild let's say 3 years later totally over powered with that dragon slayer magic that makes her super powerful and overly powered. "Mizuki" fights Natsu. She wins. "Mizuki" joins Fairy Tail. Natsu is all

"WHAT'S THIS THING IN ME HEART GAHHH."

Lisanna notices and tries to remove "Mizuki" because we are SUCH great fans for making Lisanna evil. Here we add a bunch of drama and Lucy-wiping-the-floor-with-Lisanna kind of things but Lisanna manages to make some kinda drama between "Mizuki" and Natsu. Yet in the end Lisanna fails because alot of the fans don't like her at all*~! Then unsaid feelings come back and "Mizuki" accidentily starts dropping hints that she's Lucy blablabla. Due to people assuming Natsu is stupid and dense he doesn't know Mizuki = Lucy. Then like ten or twenty chapters later they realize she's Lucy Heartfilia. Then Natsu is all,

"LUCY I WANT YU BAK IN OUR TEAMMM."

Then Lucy is all,

"YEAH WELL BLABLABLABLA -sounds "epic" and makes some kind of "emotional" speech-."

Then things are all boo hoo and awkward between the two until one day Natsu is all

"I shall break thy awkwardness."

And confesses to thy Lucy and Lucy has an inner debate in her head then replies,

"aifhgmiahgfauihgr I lahv you 2 -heart heart heart-"

Then they get together.

The End.

Yes. That was it. Hope you liked it! Anything I can work on? Oh yeah, any suggestions on the next kind of plotline/type of story I should do a Nutshell on next? I know, it's probably not exactly a nutshell, but I did my best. If you have an idea, it's optional but if you can give an example of what you mean by your suggestion? *Note : The more stories that have the same ideal plotline or whatever the better!

* - No I don't have a grudge against Lisanna or whatsoever. I rather not say why I added that part in.