I recently got into MLP and RVB and thought, I work though I hope to have a few chapters done when this first one comes out. That way I can release them as I create them so you all aren't missing anything. If you feel these characters are, well, out of character, please let me know so I could adjust and fix them appropriately.

Summary: An observer had been bored for a very long time, being alone and watching worlds, having an idea, he summons some of the ponies to watch the chronicles of Red and Blue. May the Hilarity ensue.

Pairings: I love sunbutt and flower butt (Fleur De Lis) =3= enough said.

Side Notes- I do work, and thankfully its starting to die down (I'm a cashier if that puts it in perspective) Also I have not seen the newest seasons of RVB, all ive seen is the ending of the Chorus trilogy, and ill prolly keep it that way.

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Reviews and Critiques- I do take critiques and reviews (I love em and it drives me to continue them) But no hate mail please or I will ignore it.

(That's all... story START.)

Raphael hummed as he flipped through yet another world. They appearing as crystal spheres, rather bored at this point as he pushes off the small desk, looking around his realm, it taking the form of a study/library. It had been nearly 4 millennia since he had become an observer and while he knew some of the other observers decided to entertain themselves by creating realms, he could never do it. He was scared he'd create something and leave it, bored of it.

He didn't want to create, what he saw, was his children and leave them simply because he got bored. He stands as he walks over to one of the many books and began to flip through it almost impassively. Humming softly, he kept flipping through it before he had a brilliant idea.

He'd always had an affection for Universe 1304, what some of the other observers called My little Pony. He looks down at himself, wondering if this attire was fitting.

He wore what Universe 1894 held, which was known as the Fallout universe, which was known as the Veteran Ranger Armor and coat. Strapped to his hip was a Ranger Sequoia, not that he needed it mind you but he enjoyed wearing it none the less.

He hums as he puts the book back in his shelf, waving his hand as the small study opens up for a nice space for a lot of people to shit as he pops his knuckles, creating a small portal and dropping what was seen as 9 colorful ponies and a chimera.

"AH!"

"Ugh where arest thou now"

"oof, its unladylike to be dropped on her behind…"

"Dagnabbit that hurt"

"It wasn't my fault this time Celly I swear!"

Raphael watched this and let out a laugh, seeming stoping everyone. He laughed for a little before dying down to giggles. "Sorry… its been a long time since I had company…"

"Who are you and where are we…?" Celestia asks stepping forward, watching the man, having a smile on his face.

"See told you it wasn't my fault" Discord says with a small huff.

"Quiet Discord" Luna snaps at the chimera. He looks around the room to see who sat there with him, being the Mane six, the two princesses, discord, and oddly enough, Fleur.

"Here… why don't we sit down and I can explain everything" He says waving his hand and some seats appeared for them to sit as they seemed to look at him with some suspicion before sitting down. "Now… how many of you are aware of Alternate realities?" Most of the mane six turned to look at Twilight who was too busy looking around the study before noticing the looks.

"What…?"

"We are familiar with the concept" Celestia replies as she got comfortable in her seat as she hums, her sister sitting next to her.

"Well… I'm known as an Observer, I watch and document worlds for catalogue here. Each book here contains one world, verse per page. And this is my repository" He says motioning to the study.

"So ya catalogue universes? Are we one?" Applejack asks wondering why they were there as she too got comfortable in her seat.

"No… I did not originally catalogue you. I simply pulled you all from it. While there is many observers, we can share works across one another to read or the like…" Raphael explains as he sat crosslegged.

"So why did you bring us here…" Luna began to ask but forgot that he hadn't given his name.

"Oh I'm sorry haha… my name is Raphael, it's a pleasure to meet you all" He says bowing his head lightly. "And this is my domain, The Library" He says with a hum as he stands, walking over to one of the many bookshelves and grabs it. "And, well the reason I brought you here was so you all could watch a realm with me… I had seen it a couple times before, but it was usually by myself" He says to them as Twilight was almost jumping off the walls at the chance of reading another book.

"That's it darling?" Rarity asks, tilting her head in curiosity as he nods, having a seat once more.

"That's it… and don't worry, ive paused time in your realm so you all may watch this in peace. Once its over, ill send you back. That's it" He says as he puts the book down on the desk as he waves his hand. "though I must warn you all, as it is probably an unfamiliar or I suppose taboo one. There will be cursing and crude and dark jokes." He says to them getting nods.

"Oh goody more chaos in more realms, this will be good"

"And what makes you think chaos will be prevalent Discord?" asks Luna raising a brow at the reformed villain.

"Oh please, itll be boring to watch the daily life of someone, itll be more interesting to watch, well… interesting and chaotic events" He says with a snicker as Raphael rolled his eyes with a smile as he began to play the verse and stayed quiet, wanting to watch their reactions rather then his own.

-000-

Camera pans up to reveal Grif and Simmons standing on the red base

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

"How philosophical" Commented Celestia as she watched simply, rather interested in these beings but inquired nothing yet. Wanting to simply watch.

"Well nice to know they aren't simply complacent in their thinking" Twilight comments as Raph gave a small snerk but said nothing yet.

Simmons: ...

Grif: ...

Simmons: What? I meant why are we out here, in this canyon?

Grif: Oh, uh... yeah.

Simmons: What was all that stuff about God?

Grif: Uh... hm? Nothing.

Simmons: You wanna talk about it?

"Ya shouldn't bottle things up from friends ya know" AJ says hearing the two banter showing that they were close friends.

"Yeah…" agrees Fluttershy as she watches.

Grif: No

Simmons: You sure?

Grif: Yeah.

Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? Far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, with no way in or out.

"So their trapped?" Asks Rainbow as she watches though she had a feeling she was going to like the universe.

Grif: Mhm.

Simmons: And the only reason that we set up a red base here, is because they have a blue base over there. And the only reason they have a blue base over there is because we have a red base here.

Grif: Yeah, that's because we're fighting each other.

"That seems… inneffecient?" Luna asks with a raised eyebrow.

"Maybe they have a good reason for fighting eachother?" Celestia asks getting another small snerk from Raph but once more says nothing.

Simmons: No no, but I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop de fucking do!

"How uncouth…" Rarity says talking about the swearing.

"Well he did kinda warn us about that Rarity… no need to bring it up" AJ says in response.

Grif: What's up with that anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada, and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys.

Church is looking through a sniper rifle at the red base, and Tucker is with him

Tucker: What're they doing?

Church: What?

Tucker: I said what're they doing now?

Church: God damn, I'm getting so sick of answering that question!

"Doesn't seem they like eachother… forced to work together?" Discord asks getting a nod from the human who was watching with them.

"Oh… well they should try maybe…?" Fluttershy murmurs as she watches.

"Don't worry… this is how they interact. They may not seem like it but they've become close friends over the years" explained Raph before going back to the show.

Tucker: Hey you have the fucking rifle, I can't see shit. Don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick all day.

"Must he curse?" Asks Fleur as she watches, glad she is able to relax from her usual photoshoots as her schedule is always busy.

"You get used to it" Comments Raphael once more.

Church: Okay, okay look: They're just standing there, and talking, okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me "What're they doing?" my answer's gonna be "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!"

Tucker: ... What're they talking about?

Church: You know what? I fucking hate you.

"Are you sure their friends…?" AJ asks raising a small eyebrow as she watches. She may be the Element of Honesty but she couldn't tell if Church was being truthful or not.

"Yeah it doesn't seem like it" Says Twilight a bit hesitantly.

Grif and Simmons at the red base

Grif: Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and intelligent forms of life. You know, fight them.

Simmons: Yeah, no shit. That's why they should put us in charge.

"…I don't think you should be put in charge" Celestia comments rolling her eyes lightly before going back to watch.

"Agreed sister" Luna says as she hums.

Sarge is standing on the ground, looking up at them

Sarge: Ladies! Front and center, on the double!

Simmons: Fuck, me.

Grif: Yes sir!

"Ohh another character! Itll be interesting to see how close these guys get!" Pinkie says bouncing in place as Raph grabs her and pushes on her head to sit her down.

"Well they seem… close?" Rainbow says with a raised eyebrow.

"Trust me… their friends, especially later down the line" Raphael comments as he hums as he paused the universe.

"Why are they even there…? Seems like a punishment to me" Luna says noting of there being no way in or out.

"Youll see… cmon well watch about 10 or so episodes before having a small break" he says humming as he continues the season.

Finally got around to it. What do yall think?! Let me know, and yes I'm taking suggestions on who ill be beinging into the story to watch with them so please give me your ideas!