NOTE: The following three shorts are all crossovers.
Time Restraints
(A Drabble)
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"Mr. Davros, you have the next subject." The chairman said. "And the topic is 'Galactic Conquest'. Please speak to us on the subject of Galactic Conquest starting.... now."
Davros took a deep breath. "My Daleks are the supreme beings!" he declared, his voice rising. "They will one day rule the universe! It is their destiny! Galactic conquest is inevitable! The Daleks..."
A buzzer sounded.
"Challenge?" the chairman asked.
"Repetition of Daleks."
"Yes, he did, didn't he? Jolly good, that's one point for you, Clement. And now there's forty-five seconds left for Clement Freud to talk to us about Galactic Conquest..."
--DBK
30 January 2001
NOTE for the Crossover Impaired:
Crossover with the BBC Radio 4 Comedy/Game Show series Just A Minute.
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Endor-ance
(A Double-Drabble)
Sequel to "The Dalek Invasion of Endor", by Allyn Gibson. With
apologies!
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Mara Jade escorted the wheelchair bound megalomaniac back to the timelord, then left two full Jedi behind as guards. There was no way she was going to give the Kaled scientist a chance at escape; she wanted him to stand trial. Nevertheless, she then went off to supervise mopping up operations.
Around them, Dalek pieces were scattered everywhere. The cordite smell of defeat lingered in the air. Nearby, two small furry beings picked up a domed Dalek top, busily discussing its acoustical properties in rapid Ewokese while munching on esteefee cake.
Davros silently watched one of his vaunted Spider Daleks burn, riddled with arrows and toppled on its side by a cascade of logs. Then he turned to the Doctor.
"How did you know?" Davros demanded, sputtering.
"Eh?"
"How did you know my Daleks would be defeated by these... vermin!"
"Oh. Very simple. Like most small, cute, and cuddly races, the Ewoks have a very potent collective psychic power. It's an evolutionary thing, I suppose. It's the reason why such species are always so hard to defeat."
Davros looked confused. "You mean, like telekinesis or teleportation?"
"Oh, nothing that obvious."
"Then what?!! I must know!"
The Doctor smiled. "Ludicrous luck."
--DBK
30 March 2001
NOTE for the Crossover Impaired:
Crossover with Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
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Surrender Now, or Prepare to Fight!
Sequel to "The Massacre", by Adrian Tullberg. With apologies!
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Davros moaned. This was sounding like the Endor debacle all over again.
"THE HU-MAN-OIDS HAVE BUILT DA-LEK TRAPS!" the Dalek informed him. "OUR IN-VA-SION FORCE IS SUF-FER-ING O-VER-WHEL-MING CAS-UAL-TIES!!"
Davros had to admit, these anti-Dalek traps were effective. Simple, but effective. Off hand, he wondered where the humans had gotten the idea...
*****
Jessie and James high-fived each other as the covering gave way, and yet another pepperpot fell into the hidden pit below it. Before the Dalek could re-orient itself, Pikachu jumped in and unloaded his charge, overloading the Dalek's systems and rendering it immobile. Then a Charizard stepped forward to finish the job.
"All clear!" Brock called. "That's the last of them!"
Ash shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe it." he mumbled to himself. "A Team Rocket idea that actually worked..."
--DBK
31 March 2001
NOTE for the Crossover Impaired:
Crossover with Pokemon.