Just a random plot bunny that has decided to make it's way here :) I was watching the video- "Deadpool vs Gangnam Style" when the idea slapped me in the face. So... I suggest you watch the video, because seriously, it's too perfect for words. So, please take the time to review! :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Deadpool, Spiderman, Iron Man, or Captain America :)
Peter Stark showed his boyfriend, Wade, the video 'Gangnam Style' about a week ago. Now every time Wade opened his mouth he was either screaming, "OPPA GANGNAM STYYYLLLEEE" or "HEEEYYY SEXY LADY" to him whenever Peter did something Wade point as 'sexy bambi'. Overall, it was driving the teenage boy insane.
So when Wade suggested they go to the mall, Peter didn't object, thinking it would be a normal outing. Though with Wade, one could never tell.
As the couple walked into the mall, Peter felt an odd sense of nervousness flutter in his stomach. It might have been that Wade was smiling like a complete idiot (though when was he not?) or the fact that he was muttering to himself, "Not here, someone else- more people-" Finally he suggested they go and get lunch, which was fine with Peter since he was starving. As they stood in line waiting for food, Wade took out his IPhone, and before Peter could ask what he was doing, the mall sound system started blasting 'Oppa Gangnam Style'.
How Wade hacked into the mall's sound system, no one will ever know.
So Wade started dancing like there was no tomorrow, twisting and flowing around random people. Other people started dancing as well, and before Peter knew it, he was being pulled into the center of a mob with Wade.
Poor Peter was bright red, hitting Wade on the arm, and demanding that he put the music back.
"EHHHHH SEXY LADY!"
The crowd screamed, as Wade pointed to him with a huge grin on his face. Peter choked on his spit, turning pale, and protesting angrily.
"EHHHHH SEXY LADY!"
This time Wade grabbed Peter, placing his on his shoulders and bouncing up and down. Peter yelled in protest, hitting the top of the other boy's head.
This continued until the song ended, and trust me- Peter never liked that song ever again.
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During this whole ordeal Tony Stark and Steve Rogers watched their son with amusement; Tony holding a small recorder.
"Peter's never going to forgive us, is he Tony?" Steve sighed, a grin split on his face.
"This is so going on Youtube." The playboy smirked in response.
I can so see Wade dancing to this song... it's just so perfect xD Please remember to review!
-Sonnet
