Disclaimer: We own almost everything in this chapter! Except, of course,
the Wheel of Time characters.unfortunately... and the idea of the Charcoal
Show..and the fish..well, I said ALMOST everything.
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The Tiny-Piece-Of-Charcoal-That-Grows-Smaller-And-Smaller-As-The-Show-Grows- Older-Because-We-Use-It-To-Write-The-Show Show!
In short, welcome to The Charcoal Show!!!!
I have a fish! Fish! Fish! It's name is Jim! Jim! Jim! I think it drowned! Drowned! Drowned! 'Cause it can't swim! Swim! Swim!
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Weasel: HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scribble: Weasel, there's nobody watching.
Weasel: There is too somebody watching!
Scribble: Who? The audience stands are empty. E-M-P-T-Y.
Weasel: Uh..they're all invisible!
Scribble: Whatever. I think the reason nobody's watching is because they don't know what this is about.
Weasel: Well I do.
Scribble: Does anybody out there know what this is about?
Weasel: I do! I do!
Scribble: Call 555-5555 if you know!
Weasel: *Takes out cell phone and begins dialing* Let's see, what was the number again?
Scribble: That's 555-5555. Call if you know!
Weasel: *Dials frantically, but before she can press call, the phone rings!* NOOOOOO! Don't pick it..SCRIBBLE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scribble: *Picks up phone* Hello! You've reached the Charcoal Show! I'm Scribble, and who is this that we are speaking to?
Buttered-Onions: Buttered-Onions.
Scribble: Hello, Buttered-Onions! Do you have any idea what the Charcoal Show is about?
Buttered-Onions: Two insane people trying to make money?
Weasel: I'M NOT INSANE!!!!!!! I'm just special.
Scribble: Shut up, Weasel, I'm on the phone.
Weasel: O.O
Scribble: Anyway, Buttered-Onions, I hate to break it to you, but the Charcoal Show is not about two insane people trying to make money.
Buttered-Onions: Darn!
Scribble: It's just about one.
Weasel: Hey!!!!!!!
Scribble and Buttered-Onions: *laugh*
Weasel: -_- Shut up.
Scribble: No. The show is, in fact, very similar to the Pencil Show and the Sharpie Show, only instead of torturing Lord of the Rings Characters.
Weasel: Which rule!
Scribble: Or His Dark Materials Characters
Weasel: Which still rule, but not as much.
Scribble: It's about the Wheel of Time characters!
Buttered-Onions: It is?
Weasel: Yes! It is!!!!!
Scribble: And we need you, the audience and people watching the show, to let us know what you'd like to see the characters reveal!
Weasel: We kidnap-I mean, star-completely random Wheel of Time characters.
Scribble: And force them to reveal their most hideous secrets!
Both: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Buttered-Onions: Ok, both of you are scaring me now.
Scribble: Sorry.
Weasel: That's our job. *Gets whapped by Scribble's phone. In the process, Scribble accidently hangs up*
Scribble: Oops. Oh well. So send in your questions, all you people out there, because we have absolutely no idea what to ask!
Weasel: Yeah, because Scribble is stupid. *Ducks Scribble's phone*
Scribble: Well, that's it for now. Next time, the show will have a definite location.
Weasel: Yeah, we haven't figured that out yet.
Scribble: See you next time on
Both: THE CHARCOAL SHOW!!!!!
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You heard us! We DESPERATELY need questions! Our first "star" will be the Dragon Reborn, Rand Al'Thor! Send in your questions, people! You can do that just by reviewing! There's a little button down there that you press.but I think you can all figure that out without my help.review so we can write the next episode and get it to all you people! ^_^
The smart one,
Scribble
The insane one:
Weasel Hey, Scribble! That wasn't very nice.
The smart one says: You're right. But it's true.
The insane one says: Well, I don't think.
The smart one says: And that is REALLY all the time we have. Goodbye peoples, and remember: REVIEW!!!!!
The insane one: Hey, it says I'm insane again! I don't like it when you do th.
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The Tiny-Piece-Of-Charcoal-That-Grows-Smaller-And-Smaller-As-The-Show-Grows- Older-Because-We-Use-It-To-Write-The-Show Show!
In short, welcome to The Charcoal Show!!!!
I have a fish! Fish! Fish! It's name is Jim! Jim! Jim! I think it drowned! Drowned! Drowned! 'Cause it can't swim! Swim! Swim!
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Weasel: HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scribble: Weasel, there's nobody watching.
Weasel: There is too somebody watching!
Scribble: Who? The audience stands are empty. E-M-P-T-Y.
Weasel: Uh..they're all invisible!
Scribble: Whatever. I think the reason nobody's watching is because they don't know what this is about.
Weasel: Well I do.
Scribble: Does anybody out there know what this is about?
Weasel: I do! I do!
Scribble: Call 555-5555 if you know!
Weasel: *Takes out cell phone and begins dialing* Let's see, what was the number again?
Scribble: That's 555-5555. Call if you know!
Weasel: *Dials frantically, but before she can press call, the phone rings!* NOOOOOO! Don't pick it..SCRIBBLE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scribble: *Picks up phone* Hello! You've reached the Charcoal Show! I'm Scribble, and who is this that we are speaking to?
Buttered-Onions: Buttered-Onions.
Scribble: Hello, Buttered-Onions! Do you have any idea what the Charcoal Show is about?
Buttered-Onions: Two insane people trying to make money?
Weasel: I'M NOT INSANE!!!!!!! I'm just special.
Scribble: Shut up, Weasel, I'm on the phone.
Weasel: O.O
Scribble: Anyway, Buttered-Onions, I hate to break it to you, but the Charcoal Show is not about two insane people trying to make money.
Buttered-Onions: Darn!
Scribble: It's just about one.
Weasel: Hey!!!!!!!
Scribble and Buttered-Onions: *laugh*
Weasel: -_- Shut up.
Scribble: No. The show is, in fact, very similar to the Pencil Show and the Sharpie Show, only instead of torturing Lord of the Rings Characters.
Weasel: Which rule!
Scribble: Or His Dark Materials Characters
Weasel: Which still rule, but not as much.
Scribble: It's about the Wheel of Time characters!
Buttered-Onions: It is?
Weasel: Yes! It is!!!!!
Scribble: And we need you, the audience and people watching the show, to let us know what you'd like to see the characters reveal!
Weasel: We kidnap-I mean, star-completely random Wheel of Time characters.
Scribble: And force them to reveal their most hideous secrets!
Both: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Buttered-Onions: Ok, both of you are scaring me now.
Scribble: Sorry.
Weasel: That's our job. *Gets whapped by Scribble's phone. In the process, Scribble accidently hangs up*
Scribble: Oops. Oh well. So send in your questions, all you people out there, because we have absolutely no idea what to ask!
Weasel: Yeah, because Scribble is stupid. *Ducks Scribble's phone*
Scribble: Well, that's it for now. Next time, the show will have a definite location.
Weasel: Yeah, we haven't figured that out yet.
Scribble: See you next time on
Both: THE CHARCOAL SHOW!!!!!
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You heard us! We DESPERATELY need questions! Our first "star" will be the Dragon Reborn, Rand Al'Thor! Send in your questions, people! You can do that just by reviewing! There's a little button down there that you press.but I think you can all figure that out without my help.review so we can write the next episode and get it to all you people! ^_^
The smart one,
Scribble
The insane one:
Weasel Hey, Scribble! That wasn't very nice.
The smart one says: You're right. But it's true.
The insane one says: Well, I don't think.
The smart one says: And that is REALLY all the time we have. Goodbye peoples, and remember: REVIEW!!!!!
The insane one: Hey, it says I'm insane again! I don't like it when you do th.