"I WANT POTTER EXPELLED!" Snape shouted off his head. "Have a biscuit , Severus." Minerva said calmly. "I DON'T WANT A BISCUIT! I WANT POTTER EXPELLED!"Snape shouted. "Here drink this, its alcohol." McGonagall said handing her colleuge some alcohol. Snape had several drinks, but Minerva only had three, that is until Severus spilled wine on himself and McGonagall. "This was my favorite set of robes. Damn, we need to get you cleaned up." McGonagall said.
McGonagall lead the drunk Severus into the professors bathrooms. She drew the bath, and motioned for him to hop in. "Mini-eggs!" Severus said with glee. "What?" Minerva said confused, until Severus tried to eat one of the bubbles. She had to get washed up, however she was really insecure about her body, after all she was a virgin. So she went around the large podium and undressed.
She barley got a toe in when Gilderoy Lockhart, one of the other professors walked in. "Well hello Severus. Minerva? Is that you? Well, well isn't this a shock?" Gilderoy said with one if his 'charming smiles'. "Don't look at me! What is the matter with you?" McGonagall shouted. "Well I'm not the one that was just about to bathe nude with Severus." He said with a wicked smile. She blushed the color of a rose. "Just leave… please." She said shyly, which normally wasn't her style.
Gilderoy left and she finally got in the bath. "Severus, you need to get cleaned up. Here." She said wetting his oily hair. "Ah! My hair! Minnie!" Severus complained. "Minnie? Who is Minnie?" she questioned with a smile, one that people don't often see. "You, that's my nickname for you." Severus said. Severus moved her across the bath, until he knew. "What are you doing Severus?" she questioned this time serious. He answered by kissing her. "Severus, wh-what?" Minerva said startled.
He moved, and she didn't know what he was doing but she knew she liked it. Then she realized what was happening. He mounted her, but she'd known better. "Severus stop. You're drunk on alcohol, this isn't you and you know it." She said, her body pressed against his. "Are there any professors in…" Percy Weasley burst into the professors bathroom, stopped mid-sentence to find a scarring scene. "Uh…. It's not what it looks like?" McGonagall tried to say. "….. Umm should I leave? It's just, the prefects bathroom is in disarray again… umm." Percy said trying not to look. "Alright, we will be right there…" Minerva blushed.