Episode One: The Heart of the Cards
Director: Come on people hurry up we have to get ready. Yugi! Yami! Stop making out!
Y+Y: Aww…
K: You too Ryou and Bakura.
Ryou: Aww…
Bakura: Curses.
D: Seto! Jounouchi!
Seto+Jou: *grumbling*
D: Come on everyone ready!
[Joey and Yugi dueling]
Anzu: You guys are taking too long.
Yugi: That isn't your line.
Anzu: *shrugs* It's true.
Yugi: …it's only been three minutes.
Anzu:…
D: *sighs*
[Honda wanders by]
Honda: Aww isn't he cute when he's thinking. *Hugs Jou*
Jou: *eyes wide*
Seto: *runs over and punches Honda out*
Everyone: O__o;
D: Kaiba… cut!
[Jou finally plays a card]
Jou: Pretty good move, huh, Yugi!
Yugi: *Yami takes over*
Yami: 800/400 that sucks! *Laughs insanely*
Jou: ;__;
D: Yami!
[About the game shop]
Yugi: My grandpa has a game shop, and I get all my best cards from him.
Jou: Your own game shop?!
Yugi: You didn't know? What kind of friend are you?! *Runs out crying*
Yami: *comes in* You hurt my aibou!
Jou: Uh oh.
Seto: *stands in front of Yami but Yami knock him out*
Jou: Oh boy. *Runs away screaming while Yami chases him*
Yugi: *in front of camera grinning and holding the victory sign*
D: Yugi…
[Super rare card]
Yugi: Maybe I could even get my grandpa to show us this super-rare card he's got.
Seto: Rare card? Could they have found the card I've been looking for?
Honda: How would you know? Isn't there tons of rare cards?
Seto: You know I haven't forgiven you from the few scenes ago.
Honda: *shuts up*
[At the game shop]
Grandpa: The Blue Eyes White Dragon. So rare, so powerful, I never let it leave my hands.
Honda: Hmm. *leans over and takes it*
Grandpa: *grabs a cane* Give it back you damn hooligan! *Hit's Honda with the cane*
Everyone: O__o;
D: -___- cut…
[Kaiba comes in]
Seto: Can it be?
Yugi: Maybe.
Seto: What's that suppose to mean?
Yugi: What do you think?
Seto: Are you trying to confuse me?!
Yugi: Maybe.
Seto: Why are you saying that?!
Yugi: What do you think?
Seto: Arrgh! *Pulls at his hair*
D: Yugi quit messing with his head!
[Buying]
Seto: Name you price. I can pay anything you ask.
Yugi: How about all your money and your mansion and your company.
Seto: …
Yugi: You did say anything.
Seto: *mutters* stupid script.
Yugi: I want my money, mansion and company!
Everyone: O___o
[Seto in the limo]
Seto: Heart in the cards, ridiculous. These… Jou what are you doing here?
Jou: Isn't it break time?
Seto: No.
Jou: Oh. *Shrugs then tackles Seto, kissing him*
D: Katsuya, Jounouchi!
[The next day, gang is walking to the Game shop]
Joey: I hope he has some cool cards today.
Yugi: Nah. It's grandpa's porno day.
Everyone: O__o
Jou: Guys or girls?
Yugi: Both.
Jou: Let's go!
Everyone: O__o;
Yugi: I'd rather see a magazine of Yami.
Yami: I can arrange that!
Everyone: o___O;
Yugi: ^__^
[The phone call]
Yugi: Hello, Game Shop!
Seto: Ah, Yugi perfect.
Yugi: *hangs up*
*Phone rings*
Yugi: *picks up* Hello.
Seto: I have your…
Yugi: *hangs up again*
*Phone rings*
Yugi: *picks up* Hello.
Seto: I have Yami!
Yugi: What?
Seto: I just said that so you wouldn't…
Yugi: *hangs up*
D: Yugi!
[Seto tears up the Blue eyes]
Grandpa: Your… Blue Eyes… White Dragon?
Seto: *looks at it* Damn!
Mokuba: Seto!
Seto: *mumbles*
Yami: *laughing off set*
Seto: -___-
[Grandpa wants Yugi to teach Seto a lesson]
Yugi: But Grandpa, you need help. I've got to get you to a doctor!
Seto:…
D: Seto?
Seto: My line's to long.
Yami+Bakura: *laughing*
D: Just say it.
Seto: It's too long.
Yugi: *smirks* Is that an excuse because you forgot your line.
Seto: …
Everyone: *laughing*
Seto: *turns red from embarrassment*
[Everyone wants Yugi to duel]
Jou: We can take card of your grandpa while you take care of creepy Kaiba.
Seto: Wouldn't you like to take care of me puppy.
Jou: *turns red*
Yugi:… I'd rather take care of Yami.
Yami: Me too.
D:…cut.
[Still trying to convince Yugi]
Jou: Trust me, you're like that best player I've seen and you got the Millennium Puzzle. You can do this Yugi.
Yami: *from off set* Yeah you got me aibou!
D:… shouldn't you be in the puzzle?
Yami: …right. *Disappears*
D: *wacks head with the clipboard* Break!
Everyone: Yeah! *Runs off set while Yami reappears by Yugi*
Yami: *picks Yugi up* We'll be in our trailer.
Yugi: *giggles*
D: *sighs then sees Seto pushing Jou into a closet and Ryou and Bakura making out on the floor while the others were getting a drink, talking or resting* To many guys are gay and insatiable around here.
[Break over]
D: Okay everyone places! Where are Yugi and Yami?!
*Yugi and Yami enter the studio hair all messy and clothing are messed or backwards*
D: Yugi your jacket's on backwards.
Yugi: *looks down then blushes putting his jacket back on correctly*
D: Okay places and… action!
[The evil smiley face]
Anzu: Everyone put your hands together, and I'll mark us with a special sign. *Draws a smiley face on their hands*
Yugi: *eyes go teary* Yami! Anzu drew on my hand!
Yami: *comes out then strangles Anzu* Don't you draw on his hand again.
D: Yami!
[After…the drawing]
Anzu: It's a symbol of our friendship, so when Yugi's dueling, no matter how tough it gets he'll know that he's not alone.
Yugi: Of course I'm not alone I have Yami.
Anzu: That not what I meant.
Yugi: *teary eyed again* Are you trying to take my Yami away?
Anzu: Yes… opps.
Yugi: *cries*
Yami: *appears then slaps Anzu silly* I don't like you woman don't you say that to my aibou!
Bakura: *walks over to the director* Aren't you going to stop this?
D: Hmm… I'm going to allow this. Yami looks better with Yugi any way.
Bakura: Okay…women.
[Dueling time]
Seto: Are you ready to play runt?
Yugi: *bottom lip quivers*
Seto: O___O it's only part of the script Yugi!
Yami: *already out and tackles Seto*
D: __ Yami!!
[Challenging Yugi]
Seto: Ah! What the…! *blinks* Yami you have no shirt.
Yami: *looks down* Whoops.
Anzu: *drools*
Yugi: *appears and knocks Anzu out with a frying pan* My Yami!
D: Uh…
Yugi: We don't need her for the rest of the episode.
D: Hmm… you're right.
Anzu: X__x
[They start playing]
Seto: It's my virtual simulator. It creates life-like holograms of every Duel Monster.
Yami: So this is how you beat my grandfather!
Yugi: What's the difference between playing cards and playing on a simulator.
Yami: *shrugs* I didn't write the script.
D: Guys…
[Jou comes running in]
Jou: Wha? Monsters? Real monsters?
Celtic Guardian: *from off set* I'm real!
D: We don't need you right now!
C. G.: So? I want to watch.
D: *twitching*
[Seto just used Saggi the Dark Clown with the Negative Energy Generator]
Seto: As you can see, combining cards can be very effective.
Yami: Duh. I'm older than you are and I was around when this game was invented.
Seto: Which was?
Yami: 5000 years (I know it's 3000 but I like 5000 better) ago.
Seto: O___O
Yugi: I love him anyway.
Yami: ^__^
D: You guys are way off topic.
[The actually part of the response]
Yami: He's good. He knows every aspect of this game.
Seto: I know.
Yami: I was being sarcastic.
Seto: -__-
[Seto beating Yami for now]
Yami: My grandpa is a great man and a better duelist than you'll ever be. He entrusted me with his cards, and I can feel his heart in this deck I doubt you have that kind of faith in you cards, Kaiba and blah blah blah.
Seto: Ha! He forgot his lines.
D: No he didn't he said the whole thing.
Yami: *smirks*
Seto: *grumbles*
D: Why did you add in blah blah blah?
Yami: The line was too long.
D: -____-
[Kaiba draws a card]
Seto: This'll be over sooner than you think. *Draws* I call on the Blue Eyes White Dragon! *Plays card*
Yami: This is strange how can he say the name when he hasn't even seen the card.
Seto: I agree.
D: Don't ask me I didn't write the script.
Yami+Seto: You didn't?
D: I'm only the director.
Y+S: So?
D:…
[After…]
Seto: Surprised? Did you think that your grandfather was the only one to possess a Blue Eyes White Dragon?
Yami: Considering there are four in the world, no.
Seto: Stick to the script.
Yami: Hmm… no.
D: Yami…
[Grandpa's strange]
Grandpa: For someone claiming to have faith, you're giving up too easily, Yugi.
Yugi: What is that suppose to mean?
Yami: Maybe he knows.
Yugi: But I thought we hid it from his really well.
Grandpa: Hid what?
Yugi: Nothing. (They meant by hiding their relationship from grandpa.)
[Grandpa explains about the puzzle]
Yami: Ah, like the Millennium Puzzle?
Grandpa: Exactly. Each piece helps build a greater entity…
Yugi: And a greater sex-machine.
K: Yugi! Personal lives off the set!
[Yami plays Swords of Revealing Light]
Kaiba: Though neither dragon can move for one more turn, my next card is the third Blue Eyes White Dragon! *BEWD attacks*
Yami: Mirror Force!
*All BEWD gone*
Seto: O___O
D: Yami you weren't suppose to use that!
Yami: *shrugs*
[Seto is taunting Yami]
Seto: It's over Yugi. You were never a match for me.
Yami: *puts down Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon*
Seto: O___O *watches his BE's get destroyed*
D: Yami!
Yami: What?
[Yami explaining]
Yami: Kaiba had three Blue Eyes White Dragons all along. He only wanted Grandpa's card so it could never be used against him. This is stupid I already know about them last series.
D: This is a rewrite the old series isn't showing.
Yami: I liked the old series there's more action and I drive people insane.
D: I liked it too but to bad.
Yami: *pouts* And Kaiba wasn't as tall in it either.
Yugi: *giggles* And he had green hair.
Seto: -___-
[Exodia!]
Seto: Exodia! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him!
Yami: Then why did you make a hologram of him?
Seto: *shrugs* Just in case.
D:…
[Yami's freaky speech]
Yami: You play only for power, Kaiba, and that is why you lost, but if you put your heart in the game, there is nothing you can't do… this speech is stupid.
D: Yami stop ruining it!
[Kaiba get freaked out]
Seto: But…but how? How could I have lost to him?!
Yami: Kaiba, if you truly want to know, open your mind!
Seto: Nah.
Yami: Then I'll take your soul.
Seto: O____O okay! Okay!
D: Stop it Yami!
[Finally]
D: Wrap it up people!
Yugi: Yah! We get to go home! *glomps Yami*
*Everyone is leaving the studio*
D: *about to close the door* Did I forget something?
Yugi: I don't think so.
D: Okay. *Closes door*
Anzu: *wakes up* Why is it dark? Where is everyone? *Studio light falls on her* X___x