Karkat: *types on laptop and has an error so slowly gets frustrated each second*
Sollux: uhhhhhh KK?
Karkat: Error? ERROR!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY ERROR! I WILL SHOVE MY FUCKING SICKLE UP YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS AND MAKE YOU SHIT OUT FUCKING RAINBOWS! *dangerously button mashes the keyboard*
Sollux: KK it's a computer, they don't have feelings plus I wouldn't button mash the laptop.
Karkat: I don't care! Does it look like I honestly care!? And the why the fuck not shouldn't I button mash this piece of crap made by a son of a buldgesucker and the sister of a whore! What is a whore anyway!?
Sollux: Honestly KK, you don't wanna know
Karkat: But Dave called me that and said it's a way being called a friend
Sollux: yeah...with benefits with strangers...*facepalms*
Karkat: what?
Sollux: it means you fuck everyone you fucking see and enjoy it so you do more until you like die...
Karkat: ew...*button mashes, zaps the fuck out of the fucking temperamental troll*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hits buttons and the zaps stop and collapses, slowly sits up and sticks the finger at the laptop* fuck...you...too...*collapses face first*
Sollux: and there's your answer for the button mashing problem...
Karkat: where's a hammer...
Sollux: no KK
Karkat: yes...
Sollux: Don't make me use my psionics on you again *crosses arms*
Karkat: *shuts laptop and puts it outside and sits in down and slowly backs away*
Sollux: what's your big leader idea now...
Karkat: *runs towards the laptop* STAR LIGHT FUCKING KICK! *Goes to kick laptop*
Sollux: no, bad KK *uses psionics and freezes karkat just in time* stay
Karkat: RAHHHHHH! I'LL CRUSH YOU!
Sollux: don't make me freeze your yappy lips KK you're giving me a headache...
Karkat: *rapidly shakes head* don't you dare!
Sollux: oh...but I will *smirks*
Karkat: SOLLUX!
Sollux: *smiles* ... *snaps fingers and now karkats lips are frozen so he can't speak* I win.
Karkat: *gives an "ill fucking end you!" face*
Sollux: bored... *snaps fingers and now karkat can speak*
Karkat: CAPTOR!
Sollux: you don't kick computers, they have feelings you know
Karkat: BUT YOU SAID THEY DIDNT LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO!
Sollux: changed my mind
Karkat: LET GO Of ME!
Sollux: calm your buldge or it will drop off where you're heading *drops Karkat on his face*
Karkat: ngh! I swear to gog...*can move*
Sollux: now the computer *uses psionics and lifts laptop and lands in his hands and starts typing* you just do this and press that and then click that then hold control and delete and there you go
Karkat: do you have something stuck in your throat cause what I heard was gibberish! What language are you saying!? Alien!? Japanese!? Something!?
Sollux: no no *gives laptop back*
Karkat: you fixed it...*looks up* WITCHCRAFT!
Sollux: dude rose uses witchcraft not use awesomeness power of mind fucking
Karkat: no...that spider bitch which is vriska
Sollux: fine the power of awesomeness called fuck you I'm leaving *leaves*
Karkat: ...that...ASSHOLE!