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Old man Dudley's Death
"Old Dudley folded in to the chair he was gradually molding into his own shape and looked out the window fifteen feet away into another window famed by black blackened brick. He was waiting for the geranium. Who is the geranium, you ask?... I'll tell you... I don't know...but it doesn't matter as the old man keeled over dead from a heart attack thirty seconds later-"
"EDWARD!" Bella Swans voice stopped Edward in the middle of the book he was currently reading to her.
"Yes love?" he said, smug as a child who knows he did some thing wrong.
Bella crossed her arms and tried to stare moodily at him from across the couch.
"You know what."she stated,
"If your referring to the book I was just in the process of reading to you, and how unimaginable boring your taste in books is, than I agree."
Bella stared at him "Edward Rae Cullens, that doesn't make any sense, you know I didn't pick out that book, it was assigned to us!"
"By who? The pink bunny's on copper street?"
"No! By our eleventh grade English teacherand if your not going to read it right, then don't read it at all." Bella finished haughtily.
"Fine-fine," Edward muttered, then started to read from where he left off, "After he keeled over dead the morgue men came and took him to the cemetery and the geranium lived happily ever after. THE END!!!!" he shouted, jumped off the couch and sprinted out the door. "TIME TO GO TO THE MOVIES!!!!"he yelled over his shoulder.
Bella just shook her head and followed Edward, besides, it wasn't as if she hadn't read this book before, and the prospect of being in a dark theater snuggled up too Edward was much to alluring.
The end!
Yay fluff!
I feel all happy now...