A/N: What would the Cullens do if they were entered into the Hunger Games? Enjoy and please review.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Hunger Games or Twilight.
Bella
Run and hide because she thinks Victoria and James will be there (the arena is meant to be dangerous).
Feel guilty for hiding so sacrifices herself.
Nessie
Bat her eyelids to look sweet, innocent and harmless.
Then turn savage.
Esme
Decorate the whole arena.
Randomly tell Peeta she is his mum.
Jacob
Complain that he's hungry, all the time.
Turn into a wolf.
Howl at the moon every night, to make sure everyone definitely knows he is still alive.
Carlisle
Heal everybody.
Beg the GameMakers to change the Hunger Games into a less violent sport.
Edward
Read the opponents minds.
Run around really fast, just to show off.
Cry for his Volvo.
Jasper
Make everyone feel scared.
Spend ages thinking up attack strategies.
Go crazy and drink loads of blood.
Alice
Predict who is going to win and cry if it isn't her.
Scream when she sees what she is dressed in.
Go shopping in non-existent shops.
Rosalie
Give the other opponents evils.
Find water or a shiny sword to look at her reflection.
Dye her hair brown so people won't think she is dumb.
Emmett
Go hunting for grizzly bears.
Find some bubble mixture and blow bubbles.
Pull moonies at the people of the Capitol.
Make video diaries to put on youtube.
Sing '(I've had the) Time Of My Life' from Dirty Dancing.
WIN!
A/N: I mean no offence to blondes by the hair dying thing (I am blonde myself). Please review, it will make me happy.