Chapter one.
Your Lovely hosts:
Prongs. (The Extremely hot gifted one who can play Qudditch beat that! ;0)
Padfoot. (See Prongs.. then times by ten)
Moony. (-Shakes head- The one who puts up with all of this..)
Wormtail (The incredibly Handsome one (;)(Padfoot Adds in; The fat lazy and stupid one)
10 Rules of the MarauderRule 1; In order to be a Marauder you must be, Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, or Wormtail.
Padfoot: Prongs your no fun. In order to be a Marauder you must be.. umm.. Moony you take this?
Moony; Fine, you must be smart, wise, and brave.
Padfoot; -snorts- Peter Smart? James Wise? I think not, Maybe they describe you and I, but not Prongs and Wormtail.
Wormtail; what? HEY!
Prongs: Oh yes padfoot.. your wise.. a wise ass.
Moony; Ugh..
Padfoot: Are Not.
Prongs: Are too!
Moony; Stop this Right now and move on to Rule 2.
Rule 2; Thou Shall not Snogith another Marauders Girl Friendith..er
Prongs; That's rich Padfoot.. Not that anyone would want to Snog your girlfriends.
Padfoot; I wasn't talking about me, I'm not that self centered.
Prongs; could of fooled us.
Padfoot; If you must know I was talking about Peter and lily.
Wormtail;...WHAT...NEVER...
Moony: JAMES! GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIS THOART!
Padfoot: He's turning blue.. wicked..
Prongs; Sirius...you soooo no your SOO lucky you are setting at the end of the table or else that would of been you.
Padfoot: ;-; I'm hurt prongs.
Moony; Shut up no one cares.
Wormtail; Don't any of you care? James could of KILLED ME!
Padfoot; ...your point?...
Rule 3; A Marauder Can not kill another Marauder
Wormtail; that's just for my safety...
Padfoot; See Moony that's why we can't give Peter privilege of making rules.. there soo dumb!
Prongs; Like we would want to kill each other! I love you guys.
Padfoot: Aww! now I feel all fuzzy inside!
Moony; Shut up you too. That was a very good rule Wormtail
Rule 4; You must never keep a secret from one another
Wormtail; Good one Moony!
Prongs; Stop being a kiss up..
Moony; Stop bickering, no one wants to read your bickering.
Padfoot; James..Prongs..I have a confession to make...
Prongs; Yes..
Moony; this could get interesting. Peter cover your eyes..
Wormtail: ...why?..
Padfoot: Jamesy Poo don't hurt me..
Prongs: er..Sirius..why are you standing by the exit?
Padfoot; For my safety..
Wormtail; how come your safety is important but mine isn't?
Prongs; Peter shut it for two seconds Okay? What did you do..
Moony; James Play nice.
Prongs; No.
Padfoot: Do you remember that picture..of..Lily? that you got in your fifth year..The picture that went missing..?
Prongs; Yes..The one of her..In the showers..that one..I do.. Why?
Padfoot; I accidentally...wrecked it..BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT! DON'T HURT ME!
Prongs; I'm...not..going...to..hurt...you..
Padfoot: Okay..Good.
Prongs; IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Wormtail; Hmmh..this is entertaining..
Moony; Indeed.
Padfoot: BUT JAMES WHY DO YOU NEEDD A PICTURE! YOUR DATING NOW!
Prongs: Yes..I know that..BUT WE WEREN'T SIX MONTHS AGO!
Moony; JAMES PUT SIRIUS DOWN! RIGHT NOW!
Rule 5; If Remus can't fix it, Madam Pomfery can.
Moony; Haha..
Padfoot; Its true..I COULD OF DIED! HE almost killed me.
Prongs; You talking about me bitch?
Padfoot; Ohhh is someone grumpy today?
Wormtail; Hmmh. I wonder why..
Padfoot; Wormtail, are you really that stupid? Do you not have a shred of common sense?
Wormtail; I was trying to be. sarcastic.
Padfoot; Save the funnys for the b-e-a-u-tiful people.
Prongs; Don't flatter your self.
Moony; Honestly..Guys play nice.
Prongs; Why?
Moony; If you lot played nice we wouldn't need this rule...
Rule 6; Thou Shall not skip any meal.
Prongs; What's with the Thou shall ith talk Padfoot?
Padfoot: I dunno..it's suppose to make me sound smarter..
Moony; News Flash..Its not working.
Padfoot; Someone's a cranky werewolf this morning.
Moony; I swear anymore more, Remus is a werewolf jokes, and I will share my gift with you.
Padfoot; You wouldn't.
Moony; Want to bet?
Prong; Where's Wormtail?...
Padfoot: dunno..Don't care.
Moony; Hmmh.. Hold on.
Prongs: I bet he is still sleeping..-sigh-
Padfoot; Good dream last night there prongs?
Prongs: what..no..wait..how'd you know?
Padfoot; there was a lot of moaning -wink-
Prongs; Shut up..I wasn't..moaning.
Padfoot; Ouch..that hurt..Lily...Lily..Lily..ohh Lily..
Wormtail; Stop Imitating James, Padfoot.
Prongs; What..I don't do that!
Moony; Yes James..you do..and its actually quite annoy when one is trying to sleep...
Rule 7; Spy on me..and I will kill you..
Moony; James Change that..
Prongs; Fine!
Rule 7; Do not spy on another Marauder.. But spying on Slytherins are okay in my book!
Lily; James..don't you think that's a little mean?
Prongs; Lily Dearest when did you get here?
Lily; Not soon enough obviously.
Padfoot; 'Morning Lily Flower.
Lily; Sirius..its 2pm...
Moony: ignore him..That's what we do.
Wormtail; Yeah.
Padfoot; Haha, you couldn't ignore me if you tried!
Moony; I'm doing it now.
Wormtail; Yeah Padfoot were ignoring you! OHMIGAWD! Sirius did you see Ravenclaws New Beater?
Padfoot; I'm sorry, but your ignoring me peter remember?
Wormtail; Oh ya! thanks Padfoot.
Padfoot; Anytime...
Prongs; ...
Moony;...
Lily; Alright...I'm leaving...
Prongs; I'm going -wink- Later guys.
Lily; You don't have to announce it.
Padfoot; Prongsy, Fill me in on you and Lily-kins shag fest.
Lily; Honestly its a Head meeting, I don't know what James has been telling you..
Prongs; uh..later.
Moony; Well he seemed quick to leave.
Wormtail; There goes Lily...I hope she whacks him one.
Padfoot; Be right back guys I'm going to spy..
Rule 8; Do Not..And I repeat.. DO NOT WALK INTO DORMS WHEN CLEARLY TWO PEOPLE ARE SNOGGING..SIRIUS.
Padfoot; Sorry mate..I thought someone was dying I swear.
Moony; Sure you did..
Wormtail; If you thought someone was dying..why did you have a camera and poster that said way to go James?
Padfoot; ...
Prongs; I hate you..I really do.
Padfoot; ...No I didn't you don't have proof!
Moony;...Shall I get the poster?
Rule 9; Never EVER give a Marauder sugar..Unless you have alot of time and a death wish.
Padfoot; Lilums, that was one time and our 3rd year!
Lily; No Sirius, it was yesterday.
Prongs; .. No comment.
Moony; You have to admit it was..quite entertaining..
Wormtail; How come, Lily can make rules but I can't?
Prongs; Coz, Lilys my Sexy Girl friend
Lily; ...
Wormtail; But I am sexy Petie!
Padfoot: ...There are so many things I could say..but wont.
Wormtail; ...
Rule 10; Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion.
Prongs; Not that you always have to care..
Lily; Aww Wormtail that was really sweet putting her on there.
Wormtail; -blush-
Padfoot; Uhhohh Looks like you got competition jamesy!
Prongs; Shut up.
Padfoot; Ouch, that one hurt James!
Prongs; Good it was intend to.
Moony; You guys..act like 3 year olds..
Prongs; Thats what my mum says about me! Moony i'm touched
Padfoot; Man James, I love your mum.
Prongs; ...don't make me share what you mom says about you...
Padfoot; You would'nt..THAT WAS FIRST YEAR WHEN SHE STILL LOVED ME! JAMES
Prongs; Sirius's mum is was very fond of talking about her ickle sirikins, he's so bright for his age, wet the bed till he was 12 though..
Wormtail; Hey Padfoot don't feel bad..My mom said the same thing about me!
Padfoot; No Wormtail..That was about you..My mother just talks about when i accidentally set the house of fire..And says I was her little fire demon from hell -sigh- I love me mum.
Moony; Touching..