If You Give an Usagi Flowers
[this is a parody of "If you give a pig a pancake"]
I read it a month ago after not having read it for 6years so I decided to pay tribute! So here it is!
[this was seriously one of my mindlessness again….so im sry if it makes no since at all]
And, I don't know if it's meant to be funny or not so if it is….just laugh! ^~^
If you give an Usagi flowers,
you're going to get tackled to the bed.
If you get tackled to the bed,
it's obvious that you're going to be sexually harassed again.
If you obviously get sexually harassed again,
you'll be tired in the morning.
If you're tired in the morning,
do like the British and Japanese do and drink tea.
If you drink some tea,
an Usagi will like some as well.
If Usagi wants some tea as well,
then you're most likely going to be molested while making it.
And if you're molested while making it,
then you must be Misaki.