Disclaimer: I do not own PoT or any of the characters. That all belongs to Konomi-sensei.
Warning to all Marui fan girls: Please don't kill me! -hides-
You'll find out what I mean.
I wrote this when I was really bored. My best friend (AKA Fraulein Rose) gave me some random words, I ended up writing this. Yup.
If you read this before then you noticed I took out the pumpkin story. i didn't really like how it turned out so I'll rewrite it and finish it. nods
Warning for randomness, crack, weirdness and overuse of caps.
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TV, COMPUTER, WINDOW
Kirihara was watching TV when a sugar deprived Marui walked into the room and bumped into the computer desk.
Yanagi wanted to see the result of Marui having no sugar for a week.
Luckily today was the end of his week.
"Oh Marui here you are, I got you some cak---" Jackal got cut off by Marui jumping on him.
"CAKES, GLORIOUS CAKES!" He shouted and started eating madly.
"Anou Marui-sempai…" Kirihara started to say
"NO AKAYA YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CAKES, THEY'RE MINE"
"Etto, Marui-sempai…" He tried again
"WHAT IS IT AKAYA?'
"I can't see the TV"
"WELL YOU KNOW JUST WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH TV, BECAUSE THERE IS NO TV" Marui picked up the TV and threw it out the window.
"MWHAHAHAHAH" He laughed and started bouncing around the room.
Kirihara and Jackal, who was still lying on the floor stared dumbly at him.
Silence
The door opened and Yanagi and Sanada came into view.
"…"
"I knew something like this would happened" Yanagi broke the silence and started scribbling in his notebook.
"Ah, don't worry about the TV Genichirou, I ordered a new one yesterday" He added seeing the look on his friend's face.
"MARUI!"
"JACKAL!"
"KIRIHARA!"
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MARUI, DORK, ORANGE
Marui though himself a tensai, but in reality as everyone kept telling him he was a dork.
100 dork.
So one day as he was running laps at tennis practice. In the middle of his laps, he found an orange on the ground. He went to pick it up and said to himself, "why is a tennis ball here"
After he was finished running his laps, Sanada told him to play against Niou.
It was his served so he pulled out the "tennis ball", but when he served the "ball" smashed to pieces and mushed orange were all over Niou and Sanada.
He gulped. "uh oh..."
"MARUI!"
And so he earned 100 laps and a week of being Niou's "lab rat".
The conclusion of this is that Marui is not only a dork, he is a colour blind idiot.
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Anou: Somewhere along the lines of "um" in english.
Etto: Same as above.
-is bricked by Marui fangirls-
-ducks bricks and other throwable objects-
As you can see this is what happens when I am bored.
Totally randomness! XD
Please review it! You know you want to! ;D
LOL