The Little Mermaid:Revised
by Screwy K
I was walking down the beach and saw a girl washed up on the sand. Her hair was red, and some guy was talking to her. A crab and a seagull were sitting on a rock. "Lunchtime!" I thought. I quickly roasted them and walked back to the girl. She couldn't talk apparently. I decided to put her out of her misery. I pulled out my AK-47 and sprayed the beach. I saw a trident sticking out of the sea. Being the trigger happy person I am, I put off a round int that area. The water turned red. Everyone was dead. I may as well kill that stupid yellow fish, too. I saw some eels and stabbed at them. They electrocuted me and I collapsed face-first into the water. Oh yeah, I also killed Simba from the Lion King. Now it's a crossover. One more thing. To the person who turned me in for sticking this in the wrong category, screw you. Rot in hell, bitch.
THE END
P.S. Is there a Little Mermaid category that I just can't see or what?
by Screwy K
I was walking down the beach and saw a girl washed up on the sand. Her hair was red, and some guy was talking to her. A crab and a seagull were sitting on a rock. "Lunchtime!" I thought. I quickly roasted them and walked back to the girl. She couldn't talk apparently. I decided to put her out of her misery. I pulled out my AK-47 and sprayed the beach. I saw a trident sticking out of the sea. Being the trigger happy person I am, I put off a round int that area. The water turned red. Everyone was dead. I may as well kill that stupid yellow fish, too. I saw some eels and stabbed at them. They electrocuted me and I collapsed face-first into the water. Oh yeah, I also killed Simba from the Lion King. Now it's a crossover. One more thing. To the person who turned me in for sticking this in the wrong category, screw you. Rot in hell, bitch.
THE END
P.S. Is there a Little Mermaid category that I just can't see or what?