Francis and the Golden Caterpillar (re-upload) by ~YusacreamAlfred, Arthur and Francis all went to the zoo one day. Francis brought a small cage, hoping to find a caterpillar to play strip poker with. After molesting some giraffes, Arthur started walking off, talking to flying mint bunny about smoking condoms, so Alfred followed him into a supplies closet. (OHONHONHONHON) While Francis was walking by himself, he saw a big golden caterpillar that held a strong resemblance to a certain bushy eyed Brit he knows, and so he begins to chase it.

Then, while Alfred is walking down the pathway, (he and England have finished their "business") he sees a big, yellow thing, but he can't really see it well since Arthur gave his glasses to Captain Hook, so Alfred thinks it is a new kind of cheeseburger. Francis runs as fast as a golden caterpillar, but he is still too late. Alfred has already put the big, juicy, slimy, bumpy caterpillar in his mouth. Suddenly, Alfred realizes it is NOT A CHEESEBURGER. When Arthur finally caught up, Alfred spits out and proposes to Arthur with the half chewed caterpillar.

Since Tony and Tinkerbelle disapproved, Alfred threw the mushy caterpillar on the ground, and ran away crying, "BUT IM THE HERO!" with Arthur chasing after him. Francis goes up to his mashed up friend and begins to cry profoundly. But when he lifted his head, he saw that the caterpillar was MAGIC. It had come back to life and was all glowy and stuff. Francis was so happy he began dancing like girls in a middle school talent show (That is very bad dancing).

BUT.

Then he realized something.

It wasn't a caterpillar. It was some other slimy insect buggy slug thing.

So he ate it. THE END.